Misc. guy rules

So i go to the restroom today at work to show the urinal cake who's boss, and there's another guy in there. I know this doesn't seem strange, but where i work there's usually no one in the restroom, but if there is it's not that uncommon. We got 3 urinals along the wall but the dude was taking up the middle one. So here's the point: Guys have rules. These rules aren't officially written down but rather things that us guys just learn.

Rule #1: If possible you don't stand next to another guy. You always leave a urinal between you two.

Rule #2: If it is not possible to follow Rule #1, and you have to stand next to another guy, you don't look at his stuff. 'nuf said.

Rule #3: No talking!

Now this is where you all jump in...

i remember a flash game awhile back that tested a mans knowledge of urinal ettiquite (sp)

if possible, take a urinal at the end so you only have the risk of one person standing next to you.

If there are six urinals and X is an occupided urinal and U in unoccupied and it is arranged like this UXUUXX which one do you pick? most people would assume the first one, because it is along the wall, but this is where it gets tricky. If you take the 1st or 3rd urinal, it couples you with the other guy. Take the 4th one or just wait.

anyone remember the URL?

by the looks of it number 4 would couple you with another guy too. so i would take number 1. cause if someone walks in there is the chance of having a dude on both sides of you but with 1 you are guaranteed the minimum.

In that situation, I would wait it out by the sink pretending to fix my hair or something.

either that or walk up to the guy at number 5 and piss on his leg for purposely standing next to the dude at number 6 and making him feel uncomfortable :D

Originally posted by Sean Quinn
i remember a flash game awhile back that tested a mans knowledge of urinal ettiquite (sp)

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anyone remember the URL?

http://www.jenai.com/flash%20animation/urinal.swf

reposted for your convenience.:bandit:

and please don't throw ciggarette butts into the urinals.


It makes them soggy and hard to relight.:finger:

sorry naki, i live in az. got some pretty strict no smoking laws, since before i was able to buy my own smokes

ok all good post but getting off subject. I'm looking for some miscellaneous and humorous guy rules...

still trying to answer that urinal situation though...

then click on the link that naki posted

Yea definately no standing next too others if you can help it. But its no big deal to talk if its your friends your talking to; especially if your at a club or bar and been drinkin'.

rule #4: don't touch anyone, even if both of you walked in and are clean, don't touch each other !


:D

I think some important ones have been ommitted:
-You must be looking down or facing straight ahead when using the urinal
-No/minimal talking
-You must not open the door normally (either 1 finger, paper towel etc.)
-You are allowed one 'shake' and one only!

Another rule.Girls go to the bathroom in groups.Guys don't.

A rule specific to shiftworkers.NEVER fall asleep in the cubicle.A fire hose over the door is a potent weapon!:devil:

Originally posted by Oz
I think some important ones have been ommitted:
-You must be looking down or facing straight ahead when using the urinal
-No/minimal talking
-You must not open the door normally (either 1 finger, paper towel etc.)
-You are allowed one 'shake' and one only!


looking at the ceiling is acceptable... is it? unless there is a mirror...

yuck, there is only one bathroom at my school that you can push open from the inside. I go out of my way to use that bathroom