Have a laugh

A few oldies maybe !!


A newly married couple returned to their house after being on honeymoon.
'Care to go upstairs and have a shag?' the husband asks. 'Shhh!' said the
bride.'All the neighbours will know what we're about to do. These walls
are paper-thin. In the future, we'll have to ask each other in code. For
example, how about asking, "Have you left the washing machine door open"
instead?'

So the following night, the husband asks,'I don't suppose you left the
washing machine door open did you?' 'No, I definitely shut it,replied the
wife who rolled over and went to sleep.

When she woke up, however, she was feeling a little randy herself and she
nudged her husband and said, 'I think I did leave the washing machine
door open after all. Would you like to do some washing?'

'No thanks,' said the husband, 'it was only a small load and I've done it
by hand.'




Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a
number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that
he had a terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick his penis into
the pickle slicer. His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist
to talk about it, but Bill indicated that he'd be too embarrassed. He
vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own.
One day a few weeks later, Bill came home absolutely ashen. His
wife could see at once that something was seriously wrong.
"What's wrong, Bill?" she asked.
"Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to
put my penis into the pickle slicer?"
"Oh, Bill, you didn't."
"Yes, I did."
"My God, Bill, what happened?"
"I got fired."
"No, Bill. I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?"
"Oh...she got fired too."



One day, a father and his son were walking in the woods on their way
home when suddenly they came upon two dogs mating in the brush.
"What are they doing, Dad?" asked the small child, staring intently
at the scene before them. "They, um, they're making a puppy" said the
boy's father, as he grabbed his coat and moved him along quickly.
A few nights later, the little boy woke up and got up from his bed
to go to the bathroom. As he walked by his parents' room, he heard
strange noises coming from within. He opened the door and was surprised
to
see his father on top of his mother, moving in a strange way.
His father looked up and saw his son - instantly, both mother and
father froze. As the boy's mother grabbed for the sheets to cover
herself up, the father got up and hustled his son out of the bedroom.
"What were you doing to Mom, Dad?" asked the little boy, who still
wasn't sure what he saw. "Your mother and I were, well, we were, ah,
trying to make a baby - you know, maybe a brother or sister for you" said

the boy's father now confident that this would satisfy his son's
curiosity.
"Oh" said the little boy, thinking hard for a minute. "Y'know Dad,
when you go back to bed with mom, turn her over, please - I'd rather
have a puppy".

..... AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH @ BOTH OF THEM

OMG LOL ROFFLEMAYO

Originally posted by Sean Quinn
..... AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH @ BOTH OF THEM

OMG LOL ROFFLEMAYO

ROFFLEMAYO?? Is that a new type of mayonnaise?

Originally posted by Sean Quinn
..... AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH @ BOTH OF THEM

OMG LOL ROFFLEMAYO

u mean at all 3 of them?

HAHAHA those were great a good laught b4 work ends :hehe:

:hehehe: Good ones :)

Haha those were hilarious. :hehehe:

ahh yes, i ment all three..

as for rofflemayo, try sounding out roflmao