Fertility
Oz
05-02-2003, 03:22 AM
A man sat at a local bar and said, "This is a special day, I'm celebrating."
"What a coincidence," said the woman next to him. I'm celebrating, too" she replied, clinking glasses with him. "What are you celebrating?"
"I'm a chicken farmer, and for years all my hens were infertile, but today they're finally fertile."
"What a coincidence, the woman said. For my husband and I have been trying to have a child. Today, my gynecologist told me I'm pregnant!
How did your chickens become fertile?" she asked.
"I switched cocks," he replied.
"What a coincidence," she said.
"What a coincidence," said the woman next to him. I'm celebrating, too" she replied, clinking glasses with him. "What are you celebrating?"
"I'm a chicken farmer, and for years all my hens were infertile, but today they're finally fertile."
"What a coincidence, the woman said. For my husband and I have been trying to have a child. Today, my gynecologist told me I'm pregnant!
How did your chickens become fertile?" she asked.
"I switched cocks," he replied.
"What a coincidence," she said.
SilverLotus340R
05-02-2003, 03:41 PM
:rolleyes: lol
but if she is pregnat she shouldnt be @ the bar
but if she is pregnat she shouldnt be @ the bar
Jay!
05-02-2003, 03:43 PM
Originally posted by SilverLotus340R
but if she is pregnat she shouldnt be @ the bar :thumbup:
but if she is pregnat she shouldnt be @ the bar :thumbup:
YogsVR4
05-02-2003, 04:04 PM
:) That was as subtle as a sledge to the forhead :)
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