Ole and Sven

Ole and Sven are neighbors in Wisconsin. Ole is
in need of a new milk cow. He hears about a
nice one for sale over the border in Minnesota.

He drives over to Minnesota, looks at the cow,
and reaches under to see
if she gives milk. When he grabs the teat and
pulls, the cow farts.

Ole is very surprised, looks at the farmer who is
selling the cow, and
reaches under the cow to try again. He grabs
another teat, pulls, and the
cow farts again. Milk does come out, however, so
after some discussion,
Ole decides to buy the cow anyway and take it
home.

He calls over his neighbor, Sven, and says, "Come
here and look at dis new
cow I just bought. Pull her teat, and see what
happens."

Sven reaches under and pulls; the cow farts. Sven
looks at Ole and says, "You bought this cow in Minnesota,
yah?"

Ole is very surprised and says, "Yah, dats right,
how did you know?"

Sven says, "My wife is from Minnesota."

I laughed. :lol2:

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haw

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:hehehe: thats good..

:D :lol2: nice hehehe