Theives Picked the wrong RedNeck To mess with!

ARGHHHHHHH

:mad:Shit Fuck Dick Slut Goddamn Barbara Striessand!!!!:mad:


Ok...enough cursing... Sorry If I offended anybody.

Woke up this morning to go to work to find my Malibu Wagon was straight swooped on! Some asshole up and stole my car!

All I've got left of it is a broken windwing from the left rear door.

And because I had a non-op on it for the time being while I tried to sell it... there was no coverage on my insurance for it. Thus it isn't covered and I'm screwed out of some needed funds.

I swear... pissed off the wrong Redneck... I'll straight up break some legs with blunt object. Use my truck as a negotiating tool if need be. Unfortunately, the cars probably already in Mexico.

Luckily, I still have my truck so I'm still mobile. Just now I'm driving around with a itchy trigger finger to do some.. collateral damage. Ram all thats within my parameter. And tell women to shut the hell up and go make babies!... and make me a pie!... sorry... off topic. But still I'm pissed off more than a woman on her period on a bad hair day and who just missed the 2 for 1 shoe sale at Macy's.

:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:


Thanks for listening.... I needed that.

Probably update you with more info once I calm down a bit.

Thieves SUCK ASS

Just take your anger out on ricers go around shooting out their tail lights and type R bages:p

but really that sucks F*&king insurance

I'd probably go mental and check all the car ads in the area for anyone selling parts for it

DUDE KICK THOSE MOTHER F***ERS of the face of the planet

Theives are complete wankers

Argh.. yeah Theives suck ass majorly.


But this slight mishap has pushed me over the edge in depression. Thus I need my relief... I've put everything on hold. And I'm spending all my remaining funds on finishing the Nova.

I've waited too damn long for it to get done, paying bills... a broken shoulder... then no money... and no work for 5 months held me back. But now I'm tired of waiting.

I need some ass kicking relief! Time to fire the beast up!

:alien2:

I'd say keep an eye out for it man. Looks pretty unique probably easy to tell if its yours, if I were you I would probably hurt them badly or maybe run them over with the car something like that ,that shit ain't right man

aahhh god damn fucking fuck man. Hopefully the car will be recovered, but in the mean time.. don't go killing any innocent on accident. Everyone has their bad days, I guess........

At least the Nova moves up in the priority line...

Definitely fortify your fortress with more things now..... Parking outside sucks.

well, look on the bright side. atleast its the malibu that your tryin to sell, and its not the nova when your done with it later on.

Wow, that blows the big one. The Malibu was truly a pimpmobile. You must find another and claim vengeance. I know where to get a running 1975 AMC Matador wagon, blue with wood paneling on the sides, not a rustbucket, for under $700. :angel:

That sucks big ones. Fuck!, that pisses me off. I feel your pain. Man it's really getting to where you can't have anything nice in the LA area anymore. I don't cruise cause I'm too worried about getting jacked. I moved to a nicer area only to have my place broken into. Don't do anything irrational but find someway to vent your anger.

Sorry to hear Matt, hopefully it surfaces.:(

Thanks CJ...

I mean.. its only money... can always make more. No biggie I guess...

When I originally walked out to my truck this morning and looked over and saw the wagon missing from the driveway I almost kept on walking Thinking to my self... "oh well....at least its gone." hahahahha.... Only reason why i stoped to go stand in the space where the car once sat..was to pickup the windwing.

Then I was like... "....Crap......Oh well... at least its gone." hahahah.

You dont understand how much I disliked that car. I bought it under impulse without much thought. I made a mistake, and I'm paying for it. Oh well, Im a big boy... No sense being upset. Doesnt get me anywhere for being pissed off.

Meh... Life goes on right?

Meh... Life goes on right?
Or does it.....:uhoh:

cant stand that type of person...

get some girl pregnant at 15 yrs old, drop out of high school, make $200 paychecks working at mcdonalds, prowling around all incognegro at night and they're like "LETS STEAL A CAR".. go to college and get a job, loser.

i feel your pain.. someone jacked a $2500 check i had in my wallet when i was pickpocketed before..

Thats is pretty fucking gay. Samething happened to my friend about a month ago kind of. The difference, my friend saw the kid breaking into his truck. He walked over to his truck and punched the window to stratle the kid. When the kid saw him he just booked it so my friend grabbed his bat from the back seat and chased the kid down for 2 blocks through peoples yards. Lets just say that kid will think twice before he breaks into someone else's car.:)

That just straight fucking sucks dood! Now that's two of us that's missing a car:(...

..oh well.

Find those bastards and give them some AF loving:devil:!

See, this is why we should all invest into one of those laser-guided-machine-gun-perimeters...like in the moive Congo. That would be bad assed...

Redneck wasn't at his post, with his rusty shotgun and his rocking chair on his porch.

Originally posted by kaoru-tochiro
Redneck wasn't at his post, with his rusty shotgun and his rocking chair on his porch.

Thats right.. i was on my break from protectin my dirt farm...

and for the record... i dont call it a shotgun. its a scatter gun. WOOOOT!

I always thought it was a squirrely rifle or, alternatively, a shootin' gun.

In any case....

Buy the Matador!

i was on my break from protectin my dirt farm...
On break huh? Since when did this job offer any sort of "break" thats it Redneck, you're fired. Absolutely not putting up with any slackers.

Originally posted by DeViL

On break huh? Since when did this job offer any sort of "break" thats it Redneck, you're fired. Absolutely not putting up with any slackers.


... well daggit!


mah isnt gonna be happy... gunna have to move back into the trailerpark....

means i've gotta move the trailer back into the park...

damn sorri to hear that man. ppl' are shiesty...friens' type r got ripped off about a month ago. the shittiest thing is even if they catch the ppl in ur car, its hard to prove they STOLE it, so they get charged w/ possession of stolen property an a slap on the wrist. really a weak ass system we have here...i say jus shoot'm...:D

That sux a big fat one dood, but there is still hope. Call the local yards and parts dealers, they will gladly cooperate with you and look out for your cars parts. I have a friend who had their car stolen (it was a grand national) so he called the local parts traders. Believe it or not, that same weekend, someone tried to sell four GN wheels to one of those parts traders. The trader notified the police and the perp was caught soon afterwards. Luckily for my friend all the ass had done to is car was remove the wheels.

If i ever...ever caught someone in my car......You'd know why the Demon is in front of the ZX!:devil:

Got notified in the mail today that the Shariff department found my car.


I have no faith in our legal system as of this day.

Notice says it was found and impounded on May 1st. I got notified in the mail today, which is the 9th.

I filed my report... they have both my home and cell phone numbers. Yet they send me a letter post marked on the 8th. That means the car sat in the impound yard for 7 days collecting storage fees. Whilst I sat at home twiddling my thumbs for a freaking phone call.

Plus, while it sat abandoned the car collected a parking ticket.... which i have to pay for.

And its totalled...worth nothing now. It has 4 miss matched rims... stripped interior, busted windows... and some asshole scratched in a Swastika and Star of David into my hood down to the metal... along with a big A...

I've narrowe down the culprit... I think its Alvin from the Chipmunks... cause the A looks like whats on his T-shirt. Also I think Alvin hates Jews and is a Nazi... explains the other markings.

So anywho.. thought i'd let you guys know the car is back home... but is a total loss.


Morale of the Story... Ask directions from a man with only 1 leg. Cause you know he knows the fastest way from point A to point B.

so since they found your car you are actully worse off.


WTF that is ridiculous man. I'm sorry for you.

Originally posted by RACER D12
Just take your anger out on ricers go around shooting out their tail lights and type R bages:p

but really that sucks F*&king insurance

I second that!!:D

Damn man.. rough shit..

Damn Redneck... That sucks ass. Have you checked for anyone trying to sell the interior parts or rims?

-Grendel

Originally posted by Grendel
Damn Redneck... That sucks ass. Have you checked for anyone trying to sell the interior parts or rims?

-Grendel

It would take too much time to search for them.... and they're probably already sold.