Sports Quotes

"We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees."
- Jason Kidd

"Are you any relation to your brother Marv?"
- Basketball player Leon Wood to announcer Steve Albert

"It's almost like we have ESPN."
- Magic Johnson, on how well he and James Worthy work together.

"I can't really remember the names of the clubs that we went to."
- Shaquille O'Neal on whether he had visited the Parthenon during his visit to Greece.

"My sister's expecting a baby, and I don't know if I'm going to be an
uncle or an aunt."
- Chuck Nevitt , North Carolina State basketball player, explaining
to Coach Jim Valvano why he appeared nervous at practice, 1982.

"Tom."
- Tom Nissalke, New coach of the NBA's Houston Rockets, when asked how he pronounced his name, 1966.

"I'll always be Number 1 to myself."
- Moses Malone

"I'm going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes."
- Senior basketball player at the University of Pittsburgh

I want all the kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I want all the
kids to copulate me.
- Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model

Originally posted by YogsVR4
"Tom."
- Tom Nissalke, New coach of the NBA's Houston Rockets, when asked how he pronounced his name, 1966.


Hah, I love smart ass comments like that :D:D:D

Originally posted by the dude they call YogsVR4
"We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees."
- Jason Kidd

"I'm going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes."
- Senior basketball player at the University of Pittsburgh

I want all the kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I want all the
kids to copulate me.
- Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model

bahahahahahaha~! LMAO! I gotta look up some Yogi Berra quotes now...

Originally posted by johnny


bahahahahahaha~! LMAO! I gotta look up some Yogi Berra quotes now...

He's the ultimate in goofy quotes. "When you come to a fork in the road - take it"

my favorite:

"DA BEARS"
Mike Ditka (sp)

i'm sure you've all heard it :D

Originally posted by YogsVR4
He's the ultimate in goofy quotes. "When you come to a fork in the road - take it"

bahahaha definitely... ::searches for more::

Originally posted by YogsVR4

"I can't really remember the names of the clubs that we went to."
- Shaquille O'Neal on whether he had visited the Parthenon during his visit to Greece.




hahaha.... i HATE shaq. he's such a moron.

Some of these guys are a few cans short of a six pack...

nobody has heard... mike ditka say DAA BEARS???
they used to always make fun of it on Saturday night live.... they made chris farley play mike ditka, and with the hugest accent (boston i think) he'd talk about football, but he says DA BARES

LOL!! I remember now!!! :D:D:D

I'm just trying to remember where I've heard it...DA BARES, DA BARES.

lol :D:D:D:D

Da Bulls~!

That was a great SNL skit. :D

Originally posted by saturntangerine
That was a great SNL skit. :D

yes saturn!! somebody knows it :D :D

that's like what everybody knows mike ditka for, hehe him sayin DA BARES
instead of the bears :D
hehe
SNL is so much better than Mad TV.... Mad TV is horrible :)

Mad TV and SNL both are pretty pathetic. The comercials show more creativity then those losers.

i saw one of those skits. pretty funny stuff. chris farley kept getting heart attacks and started pounding on his chest :silly2: :silly2: all better now...

DA BEARS!

I tihnk SNL is pretty good, well from a 15 year-old's perspective. I just saw a "commerical" on there before for a product calle "Oops I crapped my pants" it was an old people diaper, funny as hell.

that was a funny skit!!

"thanks Oops, I Crapped My Pants!!"

Originally posted by hermunn123
that was a funny skit!!

"thanks Oops, I Crapped My Pants!!"

lol!! i saw that too
i think the older SNLs were funnier than the new ones though, with chris farley, mike myers, adam sandler, etc.


FUNNIEST shit ever though is the Celebrity jeapardy! ROTFLMAO!!! :hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe:

they make fun of sean connery in every one,
the questions are like, "what month starts with Feb" and sean connery is like Febtober, :D :D it's so funny when he says it, cause he's got an accent and you think he's smart, hehe

also, "what sound does a doggie make"... Sean Connery is like mooooo, then trebek say no the right answer could be bow wow, ruff (connery interupts) rough just the way your mother likes it Trebek!

it's the funniest ever :D

hahaha i LOVE celebrity jeopardy!!!! one category was a petit dejuneur(something french or italian). connery goes... i'll take ape tit for 100. trebek goes that a petit... nevermind! connery- not a big fan of the ladies are we trebek!

then there's therapist.... i'll take the rapist for 100
swords.... i'll take s-words for 100

anyone see the one with norm macdonald as burt reynolds?? that one was HIlarious!

Funny you should mention those, I just downloaded a ton of the celebrity jeopardy episodes yesterday :D:D

Trebek: Burt Reynolds has apparently changed his name to "Turd Ferguson"

Burt: Turd Ferguson. Funny name.

Trebek: No it's not.

later...he rings in

Trebek: Burt Reynolds

Burt: That's not my name.

Trebek: *sigh* ...Turd Ferguson.

Burt: Yeah? Whaddya want?

Trebek: You rang in!

Burt: No I didn't.

Trebek: Yes you did!

Burt: Yeah, well, that's your opinion...


Then the oversized hat..."It's a funny hat." :D:D:D

Originally posted by hermunn123
then there's therapist.... i'll take the rapist for 100
swords.... i'll take s-words for 100

An Album Cover ... I'll take Anal Bum Cover for 100!

:hehe: :hehehe:

The Pen Is Mightier...I'll take the penis mightier for 800. I invented a penis mighter a long time ago, my only regret is never finishing it! Tell me Trebek, does this penis mightier actually work? :D:D

*roflmao*

I've seen all of those!!!

I'd have to say that "the rapists" is my fave!!!

lol, i've seen all of those too
hermunn i think that one was apetite, then he says ape tit

therapists = the rapists and the pen is mightier = the penis mightier are my favorites! :hehehe: lol those are just too funny
Connery doesn't even listen to what trebek says, he just answers the questions like he thought they were :D

also
the category is famous titles, sean connery says I'll take Famous titties.... trebek tries to explain, then the question is somethin like gone with the wind.... and connery is like KIM BASINGER!!! and starts talkin about her, hehehe

turd ferguson... it's a funny name :D :D
it's so funny how norm macdonald says it :D

btw my friend's mom knows norm macdonald :)

Originally posted by Porsche
I tihnk SNL is pretty good, well from a 15 year-old's perspective. I just saw a "commerical" on there before for a product calle "Oops I crapped my pants" it was an old people diaper, funny as hell. Originally posted by hermunn123
that was a funny skit!!

"thanks Oops, I Crapped My Pants!!" "Oops! I crapped my pants!" is my response to every caption contest. It's always funny. :D

Originally posted by jay@af
"Oops! I crapped my pants!" is my response to every caption contest. It's always funny. :D

lol :D you should send that into maxim

they have a caption contest in every issue

Originally posted by gang$tarr
lol :D you should send that into maxim

they have a caption contest in every issue You send it in. If you win something, you'll owe me half. :D

Originally posted by jay@af
You send it in. If you win something, you'll owe me half. :D

do you know how much effort that would take... getting up out of my comfortable chair, walking all the way to get an envelope, writing the letter, writing addresses on the envelope, going to a mailbox, going back home, then walking all the way back up to sit in the chair..... that's WAY too much effort :D



then again, i could probably e-mail them :D
then i wouldn't even have to get up :eek:

Originally posted by gang$tarr
do you know how much effort that would take... getting up out of my comfortable chair, walking all the way to get an envelope, writing the letter, writing addresses on the envelope, going to a mailbox, going back home, then walking all the way back up to sit in the chair..... that's WAY too much effort :D



then again, i could probably e-mail them :D
then i wouldn't even have to get up :eek: Whatever. :cool:

then on the skit w/ burt reynolds, french stewart is also on it. one of the categories is something like "french words."
trebek says "we'll just skip that one"
burt " i know some french. you're an assbite... pardon my french"
french stewart "my name is french"
burt "ya no one cares"

i love the final jeopardy's with connery's answers!

lol, i've seen all of those too
hermunn i think that one was apetite, then he says ape tit

.........isn't that what i said????:confused: :confused: :confused:

Originally posted by hermunn123

burt " i know some french. you're an assbite... pardon my french"


i think it was asswipe... lol, who says assbite? :D

you said a petit dejeuner... i think it was apetite (eg. don't eat that cookie, it'll ruin your apetite)
maybe i'm wrong though

Originally posted by gang$tarr
i think it was asswipe... lol, who says assbite? :D

you said a petit dejeuner... i think it was apetite (eg. don't eat that cookie, it'll ruin your apetite)
maybe i'm wrong though Shut up, assbite!!! :finger:

Originally posted by jay@af
Shut up, assbite!!! :finger:

LOL!!! I actually Laughed Out Loud when i read that! :D :D :D hahahahaha

i think it was asswipe... lol, who says assbite?

you said a petit dejeuner... i think it was apetite (eg. don't eat that cookie, it'll ruin your apetite)
maybe i'm wrong though

i dunno, it coulda been asswipe.

the category was apetit dejeuner(sp?). i remember it well