You might find this funny!! Especially if you know computers!!

Them ricer homies don't know how use them complicated computin' thangs. They
need a dope ass black monitor and an intel inside sticker. Those mods will
make any computer the bomb-diggity. If they really want some reliability
they'll get red hard drive cables and a black case. If you're short on cash
you can just get like a 486, but use a 600W power supply to make it run like
a P4. Plus a little liquid nitrogen and you can have a budget CPU cooler.
Run a CPU designed for 70 degrees C at -160 C and you're talking some
serious juice, for cheap. Then to top it off try the new "designed for
windows 2000" stickers. They's the shiznit!

My 486/25 gets 300 requests per sec with all my mods. Those new AMD high
megahertz systems get like 4000 requests per sec, but that's at 1 gig. I get
12 requests per megahertz, the AMD only 4 per mhz! I'm a bad ass monkey!

:D :D :D :D :D :D

ha ha ha :rolleyes:

LOL:D

red hard drive cables lol

:D
:bandit:

Painted hard drive (brake calipers), chrome case (wheels), and a spoiler for high-end on-line surfing yo'. Word up!

This is what will happen to the next person that cracks on Imports http://cwmonkey.virtualave.net/s/net5/greenchainsaw.gif

forget that im god i can do this instead http://cwmonkey.virtualave.net/s/net5/stormzap1.gif

and this is for all you stupid V-8 american gas guzzling POS http://cwmonkey.virtualave.net/s/net3/finger.gif

Everybody knows that red makes anything go faster. Ever see a red turtle? NO, because they are going too fast.

lol

I hate stupid weedeater exhausts, 2 foot tall spoilers, and big mouth air dams. Those cars could be so much better with a subtle bodykit and quiet exhaust. NOS sucks too, if that's what you need to get your economy car going then maybe you should try something a little faster stock.

I hate hicks with their "you need a V8 to go fast" attitude too. Muscle cars are dead, get that through your head. Get yourself something that's just a fast, looks better, and gets better mpg and then you have a car. Go shave your peach fuzz too.

Maybe this should be in stress relief..........:D:D:D

lol
:bandit:

My computer has a boost button which when pressed is the equivalent to NOS. SUPERCOMPUTERPROCESSINGPOWER!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHA

That would be funny if I didn't know what the boost button does (it slows it down). Wait a minute, that makes it funnier:D