Work and prison...
tonioseven
04-24-2003, 07:09 PM
Okay..I'm kinda new at OT threads but here you are! I got this and thought it was kinda funny (OZ, please don't dog me too bad!:p )
When you think about the differences between work and prison, maybe
prison isn't so bad...
IN PRISON.......You spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell.
AT WORK........You spend most of your time in a 6x8 cubicle.
IN PRISON.......You get three meals a day.
AT WORK........You get a break for 1 meal and you have to pay for it.
IN PRISON.......You get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK........You get rewarded for good behavior with more work.
IN PRISON.......A guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK........You must carry around a security card and unlock and open
all the doors yourself.
IN PRISON........You can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK.........You get fired for watching TV and playing games.
IN PRISON.......You get your own toilet.
AT WORK........You have to share.
IN PRISON.......They allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK........You cannot even speak to your family and friends.
IN PRISON.......All expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work
required.
AT WORK........You get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then
they deduct taxes from you salary to pay for prisoners.
IN PRISON.......You spend most of your life looking through bars from
inside wanting to get out.
AT WORK........You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go
inside bars.
IN PRISON......There are wardens who are often sadistic.
AT WORK.......They are called supervisors.
IN PRISON.......You have unlimited time to read e-mail jokes.
AT WORK........You get fired if you get caught.
NOW GET BACK TO WORK!
Jesse Hughes
When you think about the differences between work and prison, maybe
prison isn't so bad...
IN PRISON.......You spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell.
AT WORK........You spend most of your time in a 6x8 cubicle.
IN PRISON.......You get three meals a day.
AT WORK........You get a break for 1 meal and you have to pay for it.
IN PRISON.......You get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK........You get rewarded for good behavior with more work.
IN PRISON.......A guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK........You must carry around a security card and unlock and open
all the doors yourself.
IN PRISON........You can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK.........You get fired for watching TV and playing games.
IN PRISON.......You get your own toilet.
AT WORK........You have to share.
IN PRISON.......They allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK........You cannot even speak to your family and friends.
IN PRISON.......All expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work
required.
AT WORK........You get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then
they deduct taxes from you salary to pay for prisoners.
IN PRISON.......You spend most of your life looking through bars from
inside wanting to get out.
AT WORK........You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go
inside bars.
IN PRISON......There are wardens who are often sadistic.
AT WORK.......They are called supervisors.
IN PRISON.......You have unlimited time to read e-mail jokes.
AT WORK........You get fired if you get caught.
NOW GET BACK TO WORK!
Jesse Hughes
KatWoman
04-24-2003, 07:15 PM
:lol2:
Ahh the similarities are so scary. At least after 8 hours you get a pass to go home to a hot meal and sleep in a comfy bed :D Cuffs optional :devil:
Ahh the similarities are so scary. At least after 8 hours you get a pass to go home to a hot meal and sleep in a comfy bed :D Cuffs optional :devil:
SiRI
04-24-2003, 07:28 PM
uhh i think i'd much rather sit at work than be in jail.. :bloated:
supratuner
04-24-2003, 07:48 PM
LMAO
that was pretty good
that was pretty good
Suislide
04-24-2003, 08:48 PM
http://files.automotiveforums.com/uploads/477155drugs.jpg
that said, i'll stick with work, thanks. :D
that said, i'll stick with work, thanks. :D
SiRI
04-24-2003, 09:24 PM
Originally posted by S13_Iketani
http://files.automotiveforums.com/uploads/477155drugs.jpg
that said, i'll stick with work, thanks. :D
:thumbup:
http://files.automotiveforums.com/uploads/477155drugs.jpg
that said, i'll stick with work, thanks. :D
:thumbup:
Oz
04-25-2003, 12:31 AM
REPOST :finger:
tonioseven
04-25-2003, 08:43 AM
Originally posted by Oz
REPOST :finger: DANG!:p *tonio shuffles back into hidingto find another topic *
REPOST :finger: DANG!:p *tonio shuffles back into hidingto find another topic *
Jay!
04-25-2003, 04:11 PM
Originally posted by KatWoman
...sleep in a comfy bed :D Cuffs optional :devil: http://forums.off-topic.net/images/smilies/naughty.gif
...sleep in a comfy bed :D Cuffs optional :devil: http://forums.off-topic.net/images/smilies/naughty.gif
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