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Heep
04-24-2003, 10:11 AM
What's Pontiac's obsession with 3 spoke wheels?

Why do bald guys always drive Golfs?

Why do guys with pink shirts always drive Volvos?

Why did Tylenol package the same number of day pills and night pills in the handi-pack when you take 3 a day and 1 a night?

Pastel colour paint jobs suck.

I'm hungry.

Jay!
04-24-2003, 10:31 AM
Oatmeal is a pretty weird food. It's a lot like snot.

450HPviper
04-24-2003, 10:31 AM
Dam song, get out of my head.:zx11pisse

Atomis27
04-24-2003, 10:40 AM
I'm hungry.

Oatmeal is a pretty weird food. It's a lot like snot.

Have some oatmeal!

k_dog
04-24-2003, 11:16 AM
Why are women the way they are....????:rolleyes:

KatWoman
04-24-2003, 11:21 AM
Why are men the way they are? :finger:

450HPviper
04-24-2003, 11:24 AM
Why is glue sticky?

What the hell is a HTML code?

What does F1, F2, F3, F4, F5, F6, F7, F8, F9, F10, F11, and F12 do?:confused:

MaximusGTR
04-24-2003, 11:28 AM
Why is the sky blue, Why is water wet, Why did Judas wrath to romans while Jesus Slept.

450HPviper
04-24-2003, 11:29 AM
Why is the sky blue, Why is water wet, Why did Judas wrath to romans while Jesus Slept.

That's a good one.:p

crab
04-24-2003, 12:38 PM
What should I write in this reply? :confused: :confused: :confused:

Amish_kid
04-24-2003, 01:07 PM
Originally posted by 450HPviper
What does F1, F2, F3, F4, F5, F6, F7, F8, F9, F10, F11, and F12 do?:confused:

press them and see:D

RaceMySS_454
04-24-2003, 01:08 PM
why are woman so beautiful sometimes?

Why isn't my model car coming in the mail

WHy am i bored

Why? Why?

ci5ic
04-24-2003, 01:37 PM
How do blind people know when to stop wiping?

Amish_kid
04-24-2003, 02:48 PM
Originally posted by ci5ic
How do blind people know when to stop wiping?
Smell?:confused:



:hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe:

supratuner
04-24-2003, 03:04 PM
why do my parents say becuase i told you so?

freakray
04-24-2003, 03:09 PM
Why don't some teenagers just learn to accept that their parents do know better?

speediva
04-24-2003, 03:26 PM
Originally posted by supratuner
why do my parents say becuase i told you so?

B/c they did.

Why is my choir director a b!tchy crack ho?

Why am I tired if I slept for 7 hours last night?

Heep
04-24-2003, 03:44 PM
Colour confuses me. It doesn't physically exist, just certain things that are different colours reflect different amounts of light to look different or something like that...why couldn't I just have either 800 IQ and understand or 8 and not give a shit?

Suislide
04-24-2003, 03:45 PM
Originally posted by supratuner
why do my parents say becuase i told you so?

why is a fish posting on AF?

what does the YKK on zippers stand for?

why does everything "tastes like chicken"?

why is it only thursday?

Heep
04-24-2003, 05:11 PM
It's sunny out. :cool:

tonioseven
04-24-2003, 06:15 PM
How big would a spider have to be to build a world wide web?:confused:

What if I choose to not obey my thirst?:confused:
















to be continued...

Toksin
04-24-2003, 06:44 PM
I wonder how long til this thread gets locked..


Why do people break up?

Why do they easily become friends afterwards?

Why does that sometimes backfire horribly?

Why won't I get off my ass and do chores I need to do?


Maybe I'll go do them...

tonioseven
04-24-2003, 06:53 PM
If jelly was never invented, we would just have peanut butter and _______ sandwiches.:alien:

Suislide
04-24-2003, 07:44 PM
Independant Study Units suck ass. especially 4 of them that are due within 4 weeks of each other. :(

v10_viper
04-24-2003, 08:22 PM
Originally posted by S13_Iketani


what does the YKK on zippers stand for?


haha, this is prob a dumb explanation, me and a friend made it up before year 2000, but there are 2 k's so it's kinda like, Y2K, we were young and thought it just meant that they were Y2K compliant or w/e:hehehe:

I have yet to have any random thoughts of my own. But you all have done a good job with coming up with some!

Jonno
04-24-2003, 10:02 PM
Originally posted by MaximusGTR
Why is the sky blue, Why is water wet, Why did Judas wrath to romans while Jesus Slept.

Yep, I've got that CD too ;)

Jonno
04-24-2003, 10:03 PM
Originally posted by tonioseven
If jelly was never invented, we would just have peanut butter and _______ sandwiches.:alien:


Peanut Butter and Jam sandwiches I would say... :rolleyes:

ac427cpe
04-24-2003, 10:04 PM
you can drift a bicycle... :D

Oz
04-24-2003, 11:44 PM
Why did I drink so much last night? My head hurts.

Focus2000
04-25-2003, 03:55 AM
Who put too much sugar in my coffee?

How do cats learn to be so manipulative?

450HPviper
04-25-2003, 10:24 AM
I wonder how long til this thread gets locked..

When we get to page 4 or so. :D

MaximusGTR
04-25-2003, 02:57 PM
Originally posted by 450HPviper


That's a good one.:p

Give me an answer then:(

Suislide
04-25-2003, 02:59 PM
if our urine tasted good, would it still be so revolting to drink it? who would be the first to try?

Jimster
04-25-2003, 06:52 PM
Why do Opel keep trying to attract private buyers to the Vectra?

What drives a person to just kill someone?

How come my cat understands the word lard-arse?

I need the sleep :bloated:

tonioseven
04-25-2003, 07:43 PM
Does anybody really care whether the chicken or the egg came first? :confused:

TexasF355F1
04-25-2003, 08:25 PM
:huh: <-------the expression on my face while reading this whole thread

Heep
04-25-2003, 11:14 PM
The chicken came first...who would sit on the egg to make it hatch?

Sean
04-25-2003, 11:19 PM
the ocean is blue because it reflects the sky.

The sky is blue because the atmosphere acts like a prism for the suns rays. Since blue is the first colour to break down, it is there for the majority of the day, with the exception of sunrise and sunset, when the sun is at a shallower angle. More atmosphere to travel through, more colours the light is broken into.


YKK is a zipper making brand, and the worlds major zipper supplier

:finger:

Deakins
04-26-2003, 07:13 AM
Originally posted by S13_Iketani
what does the YKK on zippers stand for?


http://www.ykk.com/ :D

tonioseven
04-26-2003, 02:35 PM
Originally posted by Heep
The chicken came first...who would sit on the egg to make it hatch? True, excellent point. How come Chicken and eggs don't sound appetizing? :apuke:

taranaki
04-27-2003, 04:37 AM
Originally posted by supratuner
why do my parents say becuase i told you so?

Because that's what us parents do until their children are mature enough to understand the logic in the full reason.:)




random thought - I don't miss AIM and I think I'm getting bored with this computer.

k_dog
04-27-2003, 06:29 PM
Where does the White go when then snow melts????

taranaki
04-28-2003, 12:49 AM
Originally posted by Heep
The chicken came first...who would sit on the egg to make it hatch?

Abird that was almost but not quite a chicken laid an egg,the first real chicken hatched from the egg,therefore the egg came first.:)

Oz
04-28-2003, 01:17 AM
Originally posted by taranaki


Abird that was almost but not quite a chicken laid an egg,the first real chicken hatched from the egg,therefore the egg came first.:)

The egg came first. Why? Because the Chicken was obviously female. Has the female ever come first? :finger:

endlesskev86
04-28-2003, 01:44 AM
Originally posted by Oz


The egg came first. Why? Because the Chicken was obviously female. Has the female ever come first? :finger: :spit: :spit:

tonioseven
04-28-2003, 07:23 AM
Originally posted by Oz


The egg came first. Why? Because the Chicken was obviously female. Has the female ever come first? :finger: If she does, she's pretty damn quick!:p

450HPviper
04-28-2003, 09:58 AM
We, now have reached the 4th page. Anytime now.

YogsVR4
04-28-2003, 10:22 AM
So what is the air speed velocity of an unladed swallow?

450HPviper
04-28-2003, 10:40 AM
So what is the air speed velocity of an unladed swallow? :huh: Ok, you lost me.

BigJustinZ28
04-28-2003, 01:43 PM
"beer" ....... *drools*

what do they use to get teflon to stick to the pan.

what is that tapping noise and where the hell is it coming from in my car.

If homosexuals cannot breed , where are they all coming from ???

taranaki
04-28-2003, 02:01 PM
Originally posted by YogsVR4
So what is the air speed velocity of an unladed swallow?

African or European?



:D

Atomis27
04-28-2003, 02:06 PM
Why is is that when you're driving down the road, and you're trying to get someplace, that you catch every single stoplight on the way, but when you're trying to catch a stoplight, say to read a map or something, you get nothing but green lights?

Why does my car break right before a trip?

Why do police pull you over and not the fool driving down the old two-lane road at 90 mph?

Why does nothing ever go right the first time?

Heep
04-28-2003, 02:57 PM
Originally posted by Oz


The egg came first. Why? Because the Chicken was obviously female. Has the female ever come first? :finger:

Two chickens came at the same time :)

Heep
04-28-2003, 02:58 PM
Yay!

k_dog
04-28-2003, 04:00 PM
Originally posted by YogsVR4
So what is the air speed velocity of an unladed swallow?

hehe....are you suggesting that coconuts migrate???

:D

tonioseven
04-28-2003, 05:09 PM
Originally posted by BigJustinZ28
"beer" ....... *drools*

what do they use to get teflon to stick to the pan.

what is that tapping noise and where the hell is it coming from in my car.

If homosexuals cannot breed , where are they all coming from ??? :spit: :hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe: Those were all pretty dang funny!:cool:

tyju32602
04-29-2003, 08:39 AM
Why do some men think that men are better than women??

Heep
04-29-2003, 09:07 AM
Originally posted by tyju32602
Why do some men think that men are better than women??

Why do some women think that women are better than men?? :rolleyes:

tonioseven
04-29-2003, 12:08 PM
What do you add to freeze-dried water?























:huh:

YogsVR4
04-29-2003, 01:00 PM
Originally posted by 450HPviper
:huh: Ok, you lost me.

You, sir, are not a patron of the classics! :D

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