That is kinda funny.....as long as it's not you behind the wheel.

The only way for the horn to trigger is to complete it's circuit. You pulled the relay but did you try to replace it with another one? When it honks does it just beep to piss the person in front of you off or does it blast to the point the guy wants to kick your butt?

If it's just a beep maybe it's an alarm issue and in that case I would be totally lost. Get back to us if you figure out the problem just in case mine starts to do it.