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Old 08-10-2007, 04:08 AM   #1
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Cool Think BIG of yourself?

Apparently if you drive fast then you are lacking......

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vf9JlLCd9Dw
so don't speed
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Old 08-12-2007, 05:19 PM   #2
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Apparently if you drive fast then you are lacking......

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vf9JlLCd9Dw
so don't speed


So the faster I go, the smaller it gets? Does that mean it gets bigger if I drive really fast in reverse?
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Old 08-12-2007, 08:08 PM   #3
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LOL, that ad is supposed to stop people from speeding!
its ripped its way through our workshop today hahaha

I showed a few people our topic on "you know your a commodore driver when" and one of them is when you drag race a XR6 only to hear sirens.

The boys at work said "they should have a VE and a BF lined up, BF burns rubber and takes off only to hear a siren from the VE"

I spose they can change the slogan tho ... "if you can get a falcon to wheel spin then youve definately got something wrong with you"
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Old 08-12-2007, 09:18 PM   #4
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LOL, that ad is supposed to stop people from speeding!"

Yeah, I got it. Pretty funny

Although they're really driving wrecklessly... not necessarily speeding. There's a time and place for everything, the city is rarely the place.
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Old 08-12-2007, 10:16 PM   #5
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Yeah, I got it. Pretty funny

Although they're really driving wrecklessly... not necessarily speeding. There's a time and place for everything, the city is rarely the place.

This brings me back to the dilemma of tougher P plate restrictions and whether these new laws really make a difference.Are these new laws actually working or are they just making life harder for P platers like me (currently on green Ps).I don't know why by nsw has tough laws when it comes to P plate licencing.In queensland they don't even have a licence speed limit or even neeed to display P plates.In canberra they don't even need to do the hazard perception test to move from red to green P.It just so feels that hooners,especially P platers are making life worse off and harder for every other P plater who actually follows the rules.

But in nsw we basically advertise ourselves for cops to target because of the P plates and go through a pointless test which is a waste of money jsut to move onto our greens.By pointless i mean you can basically rig it by following a few golden rules and you'll pass your greens for sure.If it weren't for the ban on turbos i would hav bought my own series 5 rx7 already.But really....do you guys think these tougher laws actually do something or is it just ignored and taken as a slap on the wrist?
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Old 08-13-2007, 03:30 PM   #6
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Re: Think BIG of yourself?

A few questions:
what's a P plate?
what's a hooner?
what does it mean to "move onto our greens"?

I'm not really sure exactly what you are refering to, but I usually just ignore laws I don't like. The cops gotta catch ya first
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Old 08-26-2007, 05:36 AM   #7
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A few questions:
what's a P plate?
what's a hooner?
what does it mean to "move onto our greens"?

I'm not really sure exactly what you are refering to, but I usually just ignore laws I don't like. The cops gotta catch ya first

theyre australian like me J-r, P plates are provisional licenses, that you have after your learners license, it has restricitons on cars you can drive, power output, engine configs etc.

theres 2 stages of provisional (P) license, Reds and greens.

you have to pass a physical driving test to get your reds, but just a bogus computer test to get your P's.
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Old 09-06-2007, 09:15 AM   #8
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Old 05-11-2008, 01:45 AM   #9
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They're not even going fast. They're trying to burn their tires out downtown. Yes, maybe these idiots need extra small condoms, but not speeders.
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Old 08-07-2008, 01:13 AM   #10
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for the record, i bike to work
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