Heres a "FEW"
BUICK- Big Ugly Inexpensive Caucasian Klunker
DODGE- Drips Oil Drops Grease Everywhere
MERCEDES- Men Express Real Cocky Egos Driving Expensive Sedans
BMW- Be My Wife
PORSCHE- Pretentious Obnoxious Rich Shits Can Have Everything
SATURN Supposedly American Technology Unfortunately Really Nissan
FERRARI- For Every Really Rich American racing Idiot
CHEVROLET- Cheap Heap Every Valve Rusts Oil Leaks Every Time
OLDSMOBILE- Old Ladies Driving Slowly Mostly Off Bridges Into Lake Erie
PONTIAC- Poor Old Nutjob Thinks Its A Caddillac
CADILLAC- Cant Always Drive In Lanes Like Another Car
LINCOLN- Lee Iocca Never Counted On Little Nissans
MAZDA- Major Ass***** Zooming Down Alleyways
YUGO- Young Ugly Guys Own'em
HONDA- Hysterical Oriental Never Drove Autos
TOYOTA- Take Out Your Own Trash Akamoto
CHRYSLER- Car Has Rusty Yellow Sh** Leaking Every Roadtrip
LEXUS- Lousy Engine Xplodes Unhappy Situations
MITSUBISHI- Maybe I'll Trick Some Ugly Bit** Into Some Heavy Intercourse
LAMBORGINI- Lost Another Million Bucks On Recycling Greasy Haired Italians No Good Ideas
Jaguar- Jews And Germans Usually Argue Retail
IROC- It Reeks Of Cologne
INFINITI- If Newyorkers Find It Newyorkers Is Taking It
ROLLS ROYCE- Rich Old LadiesLove Spending*Rich Old Yuppies Charge Everything
FORD- First On Race Day - Found On Road Dead - Flip Over Read Directions F'd Over Rebuilt Dodge
SAAB- Still Aint A Beamer
PEUGEOT- Penis Envy Usually Gives Every Owner Trouble
NISSAN- No Intelligent Service Stations Accept Nissans
ALFA- Another Lousy Foriegn Auto
GMC- Garage Man's C'mon
FIAT- Fix It Again Tony
VOLVO- Very Odd Looking Very Overrated
ISUZU- It Slides Under Zero Uphill
VOLKSWAGON- Very Old Lady Kills Someone Waves Adios Gets On Ninety-five
LOTUS- Little Obnoxious Toy Uncomfortable Seats
MASERATI- Metal And Speed Easily Race Around Traffic Infrontofit
JEEP- Just Expect Every Problem
ACURA- Asian Cars Usually Rust Anyways
AUDI- Asians Usually Drive Insane
RANGE ROVER- Rich Americans Now Going English Runs On Very Expensive Radials
BENTLEY- Big English Nissan That Looks Expensive Yetsucks
DELOREAN- Don't Ever Lend One Rich European Any Narcotics
SUV- Suddenly Upsidedown Vehicle
Guess I'll get banned for this, Oh Well if "they" don't have a sense of humor in this frustrating world of vehicle repair forums I guess I don't want to be here anyways. I hope you get a laugh from some l
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"Melo" and "AI". Enough said.
