http://www.comcast.net/news/entertai...ashion_petafur
Apparently, it never entered the minds of the PETA people that fake fur usually involves manmade materials... which polute the environment and harm the very animals they protect, usually via global warming.
If one of those idiots chained themselves to my door, I'd hook the handle up to about 15 car batteries.
Edit: What would be REALLY funny is if someone grabbed a tree branch, clonked them on the head, and took them into the alley and "had relations" with them like it was done in the stone age.