goldz28

This is kinda funny, probably been around tho.

A Frenchman, an Englishman and a New Yorker were exploring the jungle and were captured by a fierce tribe. As they sit in a hut, awaiting their fate, the chief comes to them and says, "The bad news is that now that we've caught you, we're going to kill you, and then use your skins to build a canoe. The good news is that you get to choose how you die."

The Frenchman says, "I take ze poison." The chief gives him some poison, the Frenchman says, "Vive la France!" and drinks it down.

The Englishman says, "A pistol for me, please." The chief gives him a pistol, he points it at his head, says, "God save the queen!" and blows his brains out.

The New Yorker says, "Gimme a fork." The chief is puzzled, but he shrugs and gives him a fork. The New Yorker takes the fork and starts jabbing himself all over -- the stomach, the sides, the chest, everywhere.

There's blood gushing out all over, it's horrible. The chief is appalled, and screams, "What are you doing???"

The New Yorker looks at the chief and says, "So much for your canoe, asshole!"

Edit here are some more


Yo' mama so nasty, I asked what was for dinner and she spread her legs and said "Crabs!"


If my pants aren't at my ankles, don't open your mouth!

wrightz28

Jeremy, that was lame,

so to you I ask,

Death or boonga-boonga?

goldz28

Well after being up since noon and being at work all night. It was funny to me...lol

wrightz28

Fine, death by boonga-boonga it is