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11-28-2006, 10:16 AM
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Cheesesteakoholic
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Joke: And not one of those epics, either.
Five Surgeons are discussing the types of people they like to operate on.
First Surgeon: "I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.”
Second Surgeon: "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded."
Third Surgeon: "No, I really think librarians are the best;everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
Fourth Surgeon: "You know, I like construction workers...those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over.”
Fifth Surgeon: "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There are no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the ass are interchangeable."
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11-28-2006, 10:24 AM
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Drinks Nitro
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Re: Joke: And not one of those epics, either.
hhahahahha, goood one
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11-28-2006, 01:38 PM
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Re: Joke: And not one of those epics, either.
Nice, I like it.
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11-28-2006, 05:31 PM
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Re: Joke: And not one of those epics, either.
I don't know, that was kinda long winded to me 
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11-28-2006, 06:13 PM
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Re: Joke: And not one of those epics, either.
better nate than lever is better.
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Originally Posted by sportlinetta
lol, u guys are dummmmmmmmmmmmb im 14 n i know more. i gotta 88 camaro.
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Originally Posted by sportlinetta
would that mean get a new cylinder or plug???
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11-28-2006, 07:47 PM
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Is eating.
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Richland Hills, Texas
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Re: Joke: And not one of those epics, either.
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Originally Posted by stepho
better nate than lever is better.
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Thats possibly the worst..
Jim's is pretty good though.
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11-29-2006, 05:18 PM
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Re: Joke: And not one of those epics, either.
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Thats possibly the worst..
Jim's is pretty good though.
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lolol. i showed that one to my friends just to piss em off.
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11-30-2006, 12:34 AM
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Cheesesteakoholic
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Toughkenamon, Pennsylvania
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Re: Joke: And not one of those epics, either.
Heard this one on Kid Chris... might not be so funny to read it, but I damn near pissed myself when I heard it:
What's brown and got 2 balls in it???
My nutsack.
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