Perfect Day?

poormillionaire2 · 11-18-2006, 12:56 PM

The Perfect Day

The Perfect Day - Her

8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses
9:00 5 lbs lighter on the scale
9:30 Light Breakfast
11:00 Sunbathe
12:30 Lunch with best friend at outdoor cafe
1:45 Shopping
2:30 Run into boyfriend's/husband's ex and notice she's gained 30 lbs
3:00 Facial, massage, nap
7:30 Candlelight dinner for two and dancing
10:00 Make love
11:30 Pillow talk in his big strong arms

The Perfect Day - Him

6:45 Alarm.
7:00 Shower and massage.
7:30 Blowjob.
7:45 Massive dump while reading USA Today sports section.
8:15 Limo arrives, Stoli Bloody Marys.
8:30 Butler Aviation, O'Hare Field, Lear Jet to Augusta, Georgia.
9:30 Front nine holes, Augusta National Golf Club.
11:30 Lunch - 2 dozen oysters, 3 Heinekens.
12:30 Blowjob.
12:45 Back nine holes, Augusta National Golf Club.
2:30 Limo to Augusta Airport, Bombay Sapphire Martini.
3:30 Nassau, Bahamas, Afternoon fishing with all female crew (topless). Sex for each fish caught. Catch 1249 lb. Blue Marlin. Grilled tuna and steamed lobster appetizers, six Heinekens, nap.
6:15 Blowjob.
6:30 Lear Jet return flight, total body massage in transit.
7:30 Shit, shower, shave.
8:00 Watch CNN Live coverage of Hillary Clinton and Al Gore sex scandal (which involves graphic pictures and large farm animals).
9:00 Dinner at Ritz Carlton, Oysters Casino, 20 oz. Filet mignons (rare), Gorgonzola salad, Fettucini Alfredo, Chateau Lafite Rothschild 1963 (magnum) creme brute, Louis XII Cognac, Cohiba Lancero
10:30 Sex with 3 women, all from different countries
11:30 Whirlpool, steam and massage. Women quietly get dressed, hail cab and leave. Midnight Blowjob. Sleep

666_speed · 11-18-2006, 01:01 PM

Who gets up at 6:45? And I don't like seafood.

Blackcrow64 · 11-18-2006, 01:05 PM

Wow... I have some funny information to share. That's almost exactly how my weekends went when I lived with my ex. Although there was no golf, limo's and jets... I'll let you just imagine what took those places instead. lol

Ahh those were the good ol' days.

Mr. Luos · 11-18-2006, 10:10 PM

I just want a blowjob. Just one.

FormulaLT1 · 11-19-2006, 02:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Luos

I just want a blowjob. Just one.

We'll get Rally right on that

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SG007 · 11-19-2006, 09:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Luos

I just want a blowjob. Just one.

goldz28 · 11-19-2006, 09:32 PM

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Originally Posted by FormulaLT1

We'll get Rally right on that

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that is messed up.
Sorry Curtis you dont get any bj's that sucks...

ikeyballz · 11-20-2006, 12:21 AM

LOL.
two words for ya..

vaccum cleaner. :B

Blackcrow64 · 11-20-2006, 02:11 AM

Woooow this has gotten too funny.

Mr. Luos · 11-20-2006, 09:50 AM

I use a shop vac.
Something tells me that would be a little too rough for me. I like gentle.

Earlsfat · 11-20-2006, 09:50 AM

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Originally Posted by 666_speed

Who gets up at 6:45? And I don't like seafood.

LMAO... you are such a jackass.

For a day like that... I'd get up whenever, hell.. I'd even stay up 3 or 4 days in a row just to make sure I didn't miss it.

2.2 Straight six · 11-20-2006, 10:00 AM

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Originally Posted by 666_speed

Who gets up at 6:45? And I don't like seafood.

same here, 6:45am doesn't exist to me. and seafood is nasty.

Mr. Luos · 11-20-2006, 10:27 AM

You pussies.
6:45 I am on my way to work.

FormulaLT1 · 11-20-2006, 10:31 AM

Only way I am up at 6:45 is if I hadn't gone to sleep yet.

Mr. Luos · 11-20-2006, 10:38 AM

I haven't done that in a LONG time.

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