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11-18-2006, 11:56 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Somewhere, Missouri
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Perfect Day?
The Perfect Day
The Perfect Day - Her
8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses
9:00 5 lbs lighter on the scale
9:30 Light Breakfast
11:00 Sunbathe
12:30 Lunch with best friend at outdoor cafe
1:45 Shopping
2:30 Run into boyfriend's/husband's ex and notice she's gained 30 lbs
3:00 Facial, massage, nap
7:30 Candlelight dinner for two and dancing
10:00 Make love
11:30 Pillow talk in his big strong arms
The Perfect Day - Him
6:45 Alarm.
7:00 Shower and massage.
7:30 Blowjob.
7:45 Massive dump while reading USA Today sports section.
8:15 Limo arrives, Stoli Bloody Marys.
8:30 Butler Aviation, O'Hare Field, Lear Jet to Augusta, Georgia.
9:30 Front nine holes, Augusta National Golf Club.
11:30 Lunch - 2 dozen oysters, 3 Heinekens.
12:30 Blowjob.
12:45 Back nine holes, Augusta National Golf Club.
2:30 Limo to Augusta Airport, Bombay Sapphire Martini.
3:30 Nassau, Bahamas, Afternoon fishing with all female crew (topless). Sex for each fish caught. Catch 1249 lb. Blue Marlin. Grilled tuna and steamed lobster appetizers, six Heinekens, nap.
6:15 Blowjob.
6:30 Lear Jet return flight, total body massage in transit.
7:30 Shit, shower, shave.
8:00 Watch CNN Live coverage of Hillary Clinton and Al Gore sex scandal (which involves graphic pictures and large farm animals).
9:00 Dinner at Ritz Carlton, Oysters Casino, 20 oz. Filet mignons (rare), Gorgonzola salad, Fettucini Alfredo, Chateau Lafite Rothschild 1963 (magnum) creme brute, Louis XII Cognac, Cohiba Lancero
10:30 Sex with 3 women, all from different countries
11:30 Whirlpool, steam and massage. Women quietly get dressed, hail cab and leave. Midnight Blowjob. Sleep
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11-18-2006, 12:01 PM
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Son of Satan
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: MilesFromNowhere, Indiana
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Re: Perfect Day?
Who gets up at 6:45? And I don't like seafood.
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11-18-2006, 12:05 PM
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Your future world leader
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Location: Salem, Ohio
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Re: Perfect Day?
Wow... I have some funny information to share. That's almost exactly how my weekends went when I lived with my ex. Although there was no golf, limo's and jets... I'll let you just imagine what took those places instead. lol  
Ahh those were the good ol' days. 
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11-18-2006, 09:10 PM
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Firebird Guy
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Westminster, Colorado
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Re: Perfect Day?
I just want a blowjob. Just one.
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11-19-2006, 01:19 PM
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Most Seniorest Mod EVER!
Join Date: Feb 2004
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Re: Perfect Day?
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I just want a blowjob. Just one.
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We'll get Rally right on that  .
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RIP Hypsi - I just want to express I will never be the same after having lost such a good friend. You meant alot to me and I feel I am a better person for having known you. Til the day we meet again my friend you will always be in my heart.
Mods: Weight reduction (I don't wear underwear)
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11-19-2006, 08:19 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2005
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Re: Perfect Day?
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Originally Posted by Mr. Luos
I just want a blowjob. Just one.
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11-19-2006, 08:32 PM
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Join Date: May 2004
Location: Eugene, Oregon
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Re: Perfect Day?
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Originally Posted by FormulaLT1
We'll get Rally right on that .
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that is messed up.
Sorry Curtis you dont get any bj's that sucks...
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11-19-2006, 11:21 PM
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AF Enthusiast
Join Date: Sep 2005
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Re: Perfect Day?
LOL.
two words for ya..
vaccum cleaner. :B
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11-20-2006, 01:11 AM
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Your future world leader
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Salem, Ohio
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Re: Perfect Day?
Woooow this has gotten too funny. 
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11-20-2006, 08:50 AM
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Firebird Guy
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Westminster, Colorado
Posts: 6,590
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Re: Perfect Day?
I use a shop vac.
Something tells me that would be a little too rough for me. I like gentle.
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11-20-2006, 08:50 AM
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Cheesesteakoholic
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Toughkenamon, Pennsylvania
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Re: Perfect Day?
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Originally Posted by 666_speed
Who gets up at 6:45? And I don't like seafood.
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LMAO... you are such a jackass.  
For a day like that... I'd get up whenever, hell.. I'd even stay up 3 or 4 days in a row just to make sure I didn't miss it.
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11-20-2006, 09:00 AM
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That thing got a Hemi?
Join Date: Jul 2004
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Re: Perfect Day?
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Originally Posted by 666_speed
Who gets up at 6:45? And I don't like seafood.
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same here, 6:45am doesn't exist to me. and seafood is nasty.
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11-20-2006, 09:27 AM
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Firebird Guy
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Westminster, Colorado
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Re: Perfect Day?
You pussies.
6:45 I am on my way to work.
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11-20-2006, 09:31 AM
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Most Seniorest Mod EVER!
Join Date: Feb 2004
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Re: Perfect Day?
Only way I am up at 6:45 is if I hadn't gone to sleep yet.
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RIP Hypsi - I just want to express I will never be the same after having lost such a good friend. You meant alot to me and I feel I am a better person for having known you. Til the day we meet again my friend you will always be in my heart.
Mods: Weight reduction (I don't wear underwear)
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11-20-2006, 09:38 AM
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Firebird Guy
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Westminster, Colorado
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Re: Perfect Day?
I haven't done that in a LONG time.
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