This guy I've been seeing for the past two years came over last night to change my starter (I can't lift the 20lb behemouth and bolt it in and shine the light at the same time, ouch) and afterwards we were joking around and I went to tap him in the nuts to get him to stop making fun of me and I guess I hit him harder than I thought. He doubled over and was moaning for about 30 seconds. I thought he was faking, I didn't get him that good!! But then he said 'you bitch' and told me he was going to walk it off before he pulled a wayne brady and got in his car and left. I called him about an hour later and he didn't pick up, and this morning I called him and still nothing. I feel soooo bad because he helped me with my car and I smacked him in the balls. Nice, huh. Any advice, boys? You all have balls...
Well just depending where you hit. Just a slight jar of the testicles can hurt like a %$#^*^%$^ (*(&^%&*(). Trust me I got slapped and not very hard mind you and it hurt. My gf said what does that hurt. So even if you think you're barely hitting a guy in the family jewels. It hurts as if a bowling ball hit them....Um,, only advise I can give is to maybe kiss them....lol
He sounds like he is kinda being emotional about his balls to me . I mean no one likes to get hit in the hairy bean bags but its nothing to throw a hissy fit about unless you really purposely took a full swing at them.
I say, just leave a message that your sorry and once his nads are fully recovered to give you a call. I have got hit in my boys a few times, probably the most painful thing being a air hockey disc while spectating a game between two friends. That hurt even more than a que ball. Anyway good luck with your testicle issue's but I believe once you apologise the "ball" is in his court on if he accepts that apology or not.
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not a very good feeling...but even though the pain goes away...the ache lingers...like they said...leave a message apologizing and when he accepts (he will) surprise him with a present...a gift wrapped cup ...but seriously i had to read your first post again b/c i was like why is a guy touching another guys nads
Some of my (lesser inteligent) friends invented a game called Nutball. You sit across from one another with your lesgs spread apart, about 10' crotch to crotch, and throw a tennis ball back and fourth trying to hit the other guy's nuts. The first guy to keel over in pain looses.
-Its deffinatly a spectator's sport.
I can't wait to see what happens when they use a medicin ball!
Some of my (lesser inteligent) friends invented a game called Nutball. You sit across from one another with your lesgs spread apart, about 10' crotch to crotch, and throw a tennis ball back and fourth trying to hit the other guy's nuts. The first guy to keel over in pain looses.
-Its deffinatly a spectator's sport.
I can't wait to see what happens when they use a medicin ball!
My uncle told me a story about this, teacher beat a student badly and after that, student hit teacher hard in the balls and teacher couldnt get errection forever!
i heard one of my relative fought with a guy and hit him in the balls and he was in koma!
very very serious area for men!! and for ladies, dangerous are is boobs
Some of my (lesser inteligent) friends invented a game called Nutball. You sit across from one another with your lesgs spread apart, about 10' crotch to crotch, and throw a tennis ball back and fourth trying to hit the other guy's nuts. The first guy to keel over in pain looses.
-Its deffinatly a spectator's sport.
I can't wait to see what happens when they use a medicin ball!
I've played nutball a few times. But we were doing it before Jackass ever did it. One day at baseball practice, the team decided to have a tournement...w/ a baseball, not a tennis ball. That was brutal. I've also played with a racquet ball, tennis ball, and a nylon dog bone. Definately a spectator sport.
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Geez, what a wus... my kids kick me in the nuts like twice a day, you don't see me throwing any hissy fits. He's in even worse position... SG is a damned good looking girl, and he just did her a big favor, and she made a mistake...... SG, looks like you could be up for some major debt repayment. If he's gonna be a jackass let him... as long as you made it clear that you didn't know nuts were really that sensitive and were just horsing around I think you're alright.
On a side note - and for your reference - Nuts are extremely sensitive... UNDERWEAR riding up too tight can bring stars to your eyes, god forbid a nut get caught between your jeans and you leg, that hurts like nothing on this earth and it no-ones fault but your own to boot. Getting smacked in the nuts has started wars (if it hasn't it should have) and I can understand him being a little upset, but he shouldn't be such a jerk about it.
Jim no way! It was a light tap, if ANYTHING! That's why I thought he was kidding when he was moaning, I really didn't get him that good! Oh well, it's his problem now, it was an accident so eff him.
Any advice, boys? You all have balls...
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. I mean no one likes to get hit in the hairy bean bags but its nothing to throw a hissy fit about unless you really purposely took a full swing at them. 
...but seriously i had to read your first post again b/c i was like why is a guy touching another guys nads 
The first guy to keel over in pain looses. 
