Ok bitches, keep your panties on. This is the Banter thread part 3 back with a vengeance!!!
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I demand more photoshopping, more low blows (and not the type that we were forced to watch between 97cavalier and 666). I want to see more fat kids crying. If someone has a button I demand you push it :icon16: .

Now without further Ado how much all of you suck :biggrin2:


Camaro Forum list of people who suck

Suckers Name Reason for Suckage

TwoSpirits - Use to be my bitch and now he is my boss :banghead: , Plus all the cavity searches for stolen office supply's is not cool :disappoin. After all how the hell would a missing stapler get there :uhoh: .

Rally_sport - His mangina after over a year of extensive abuse is large enough to swallow my home :rolleyes: . Plus, I can't prove it was him but on more than one occurrence I have left a happy meal by the keyboard and left the room and when I got back there were 2.6 million posts on AF made by Rally, my happy meal was ripped apart and he was unusually gitty :uhoh: .

666speed - Now, on to the gold medalist of sucking. If there was a sucking competition in the Olympics you would have been recruited by the US of A years ago :grinyes: . Hoover ain't got nothing on you bitch :icon16: . I could do a paragraph on you alone but I will leave it at you're the voice in the inside of us all that we don't allow to speak for us cause we don't want that sickness out among the people.

Poormillionaire -There are plenty of intelligent, well respected people in the world that are often look up to and people like to use these people as examples of how they would like to be seen by following in there footsteps. You apparently ignored all those people and decided to use 666 as your example :disappoin . Nuff said :iceslolan

Wright - Acts like a mature, helpful and intelligent member. Who is not here to encourage acting like a idiot and its making me look very bad :uhoh:. Twist someone's nipples already :rolleyes: , don't be such a grown up :p

Mr.Luos - First he joins with a car so beautiful it made me cry like a little school girl :frown: and then he would even allow me to have more power with my boost vs his N/A car :disappoin . That was bad enough to make the list but now he refuses my offer for sexual favors in exchange for the car. I can't stand bigots :rolleyes: , Whore hater!!!

Kaotik - Said he would return under some conditions. If we changed his title from regional moderator to "super duper god of us all mega man" and 15 minutes alone in a locked hotel room with Cuda, This is however in negotiation cause Cuda didn't agree with these terms :rolleyes: , he demanded at least 25 minutes in the hotel :disappoin. Sick bastards :cwm27:

Cuda_dude - Same as above plus no longer has to respect my authority. Damn equal bitch :banghead:

Earlsfat - Has all my bad quality's only more severe. Way to make me look like a half asser :rolleyes:

Savage Messiah - Keebler cookies just don't taste the same anymore now that he traded in his apron for a cape :rolleyes:
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Genopysde - Someone took a dump in my Wheaties while I got up to get more milk and I have a sneaking suspection it was him :uhoh:

Stone_mound_camaro - Has a video of my grandma getting kicked in the face by some French guy while enjoying a nice cup of tea. Not cool, not cool at all man :disappoin

Drvingstorm - Has gone so cross eye'd that he can no longer read a monitor, therefore read a forum and is lost to us forever :frown: . I will miss you, you goofy eye'd bastard :bloated:

Xeno - No longer comes here for the abuse now that he is all "medicated" and shit :rolleyes: . Way to not let us have fun at your expense crazy pants !!! :frown:

97cavalier - Had 6 months worth of foreplay with 666 and forced us to watch. Get a room already :rolleyes: .

GoldZ28 - Plans to go to a all you can eat seafood buffet with Viper , Rally and Xeno's gf. I am scared the long used saying "there are more fish in the sea", may no longer hold true :frown:


Now on to the bantering :grinyes:


PS- 2.2 Straight six sucks too :dunno: , he thinks suck lists are cool or something :disappoin

Bite me you ex mod.


:p

and why do I have to be first? and its twospirits no caps. :banghead:
when you least expect it John Boy, expect it. :evillol:


btw, I was never your bitch. But on the contrary, you will be everyones bitch after I make all those on that suck list moderators. If you think Rally has a house size mangina, after they get through with you the International Space station would be able to see your gapping hole from outer space without any telescopes.

TS out

Awww....I feel special! Gold medal bitches!

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH, I am far from mature, just be happy I don't stick around here at night, then all b ets are off, female undergarments as well, John, stop smelling your finger, mangina is not the same :rolleyes:

As for my now second induction into your suckage list, I salute you :)


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Yeah, and I follow winners! I think that means that I get the silver.

Now...let's see how quickly we can get this thing to 5K already.

Now...let's see how quickly we can get this thing to 5K already.

Is that how much it costs to testicles enlarged now 5 grand :cwm27:

Is that how much it costs to testicles enlarged now 5 grand :cwm27:

Yeah, but I'm missing one, so I only have 3 left. So, its only like 3.5K for me. Plus I asian, so I think I have to go supersized...which bumps up the price to 8.5K. God this sucks.

:twak:

That was aimed at gerbel sacks that wants more violence.

Yeah, but I'm missing one, so I only have 3 left. So, its only like 3.5K for me. Plus I asian
seems like all asians are deformed :rofl: . better start sellin them car parts if u want bigger marbles.

I'm gonna start calling poor 'ET'.

Nice list John, glad to see there is someone who can appreciate my faults.

And as soon as twospirits makes me a mod like he just promised to, I'm going to make a rule that every other word must be something you mother would smack you in the head for. Hell, I might even go back and edit in a fuck or two into every post.


oh and hey Dylan... What the hell did you do to your middle finger to make it all shiny like that? (Is that a LeRoux brandy mirror in the background??? That's some good shit!)

Savage Messiah - Keebler cookies just don't taste the same anymore now that he traded in his apron for a cape :rolleyes:
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ROFLMMFAO!

very weak

oh and hey Dylan... What the hell did you do to your middle finger to make it all shiny like that? (Is that a LeRoux brandy mirror in the background??? That's some good shit!)

That was a worklight hanging off a pipe while I was building the game room in the basement bar, I'll have to e-mail it (the befores and afters) to you some time.

And yes, you know you liqours well. :cheers:

sorry about your grandma john...they say shes gonna pull through

Wow I beat that whore Rally in here. John Rally's mangina would not be so big if you would stop tossing his salad and sticking your head in his ass...

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oh and hey Dylan... What the hell did you do to your middle finger to make it all shiny like that?

That was a worklight hanging off a pipe while I was building the game room in the basement bar, I'll have to e-mail it (the befores and afters) to you some time.

Oh please, who is he kidding, that was produced after sticking his finger in a bottle of crisco/KY in anticipation of meeting John.

TS out

Heh, it sort of looks like the middle finger from heaven, like with a little angel glow coming off it... or like the middle finger from outer space and a giant laserbeam was coming at the camera.

Good one.

Just finished my dining room. Now I have to build a deck off the french doors I just put it..... it never ends.


(EDIT: I've drank my fair share of LeRoux... Blackberry baby! Makes hunting fun!)

Another One?!?!

or like the middle finger from outer space and a giant laserbeam was coming at the camera.)

:lol2:May the schwartz be with you :lol2:

build me a deck too

Oh please, who is he kidding, that was produced after sticking his finger in a bottle of crisco/KY in anticipation of meeting John.

TS out

Haha, no actually I was trying to perfect the whole 'digital finger of god' routine so I could be a immortal hero like our fearless leader Two Spirits.






:uhoh:






I know it's one word, all lower case, however, johnny boy wants buttons pushed, and someone always seems to get their panties in bunch when their name gets screwed up, wonder who:smooch:

DW out (getting digital 666_speed army of darkness prepared for the AF crusades)

build me a deck too


You could never do the things my wife does that makes me do the things she wants me to do... :eek7:


:thinkerg: ... wait a minute..... you can rebuild a 454 though, can't you Geno? Let me think about it.

'digital finger of god'

LMAO, sounds like some sort of sex toy.

You could never do the things my wife does that makes me do the things she wants me to do... :eek7: .

umm, yeah, you never know :dunno:

LMAO, sounds like some sort of sex toy.

Would you like me to lend it to Mr. President?


:spit:

I know it's one word, all lower case, however, johnny boy wants buttons pushed, and someone always seems to get their panties in bunch when their name gets screwed up, wonder who:smooch: ummm its a thong not panties, get your facts straight. :lol:

btw bite me.

TS out (looking for xeno to take some of this heat)

Would you like me to lend it to Mr. President?


:spit:

Heh, Yeah... the Presidential Deck, complete with recharging facilities for your own personal Digital Finger of God... Enjoy your giant deck to the fullest.

I wonder if it could help stimulate hamster genitalia to a more respectable size... say that of a gineau pig?

Dylan, you could on the verge of making the big leagues brother. You better go get a patent filed.

very weak
And BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! to you too bitch :icon16:


j/k

ummm its a thong not panties, get your facts straight. :lol:

You must have a REALLY tight heiney if you can get a THONG a twisted up and bunched up there....:rofl:

^ and so the slut returns.

Edit: :rofl: I meant that for the one before your post, not you. :lol:

btw bite me. ummm on second thought, bite John.

TS

effin weirdos

ummm its a thong not panties, get your facts straight. :lol:

btw bite me.

TS out (looking for xeno to take some of this heat)
You and the biting ?:screwy: What the hell is up with that, someone must be hinting to the fact they are into S&M :p

^ and so the slut returns.

Edit: :rofl: I meant that for the one before your post, not you. :lol:

TS

I was gonna say... jeeeezzz... all I said was that maybe if Geno could do what my wife can do that maybe I'd... oh nevermind.

You must have a REALLY tight heiney if you can get a THONG a twisted up and bunched up there....:rofl:
:eek: , ok here I go again with :puke:

TS! How many times you gonna edit that post?

Google is your friend Mr Squirrel Nuts. Bite Me (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bite+me).

TS out (running to bunker for protection)

TS! How many times you gonna edit that post?Unless it says "Edited" on the bottom of the post, it does not count as an edit. :p


Edit: Oh crap, I just did back to back posts, somebody ban me quick. :lol:

TS out (sending postings from the bunker)

Google is your friend Mr Squirrel Nuts. Bite Me (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bite+me).

TS out (running to bunker for protection)
You guys are being too generous. If my nuts are close in to size in reference to any rodents, it would be a hamster :uhoh: .

ummm its a thong not panties, get your facts straight. :lol:


hmmm, you know, with all this talk about biting going on, I think the facts are about the only thing straight at this point :uhoh:

oh 'btw' you really need xeno to pull the the thong to relieve some of the trapped heat? whadafuh did you eat for lunch?

In all seriousness how do chicks wear thongs?. I can't even imagine walking around all day with a wedgie purposely. Thats just madness. :screwy:

i went the the beach in july and the sad thing is there was a bunch of senior citizens wearing thongs :puke: (including dudes :uhoh: )

i went the the beach in july and the sad thing is there was a bunch of senior citizens wearing thongs :puke: (including dudes :uhoh: )

YYYYICK!

(Note to ZL1powered69... If, at any time, you see a senior citizen (let alone a bunch of them) wearing a thong, be certain to immediately shut your eyes, remove yourself from the presence of the offending individuals and proceed to the nearest hardware store where you are to purchase the longest straight-bladed screw driver and immediately proceed to gouge your eyes out, and make sure you get them all out of there, that's why you bought the longest one being sold. :iceslolan Otherwise we won't believe you when you said it grossed you out. :grinno: Not only did you notice old "dudes" wearing thongs, but you took the time to ascertain whether or not they were senior citizens. :screwy:)

In all seriousness how do chicks wear thongs?. I can't even imagine walking around all day with a wedgie purposely. :


But does make for some very nice eye candy in tighter clothing :thumbsup:

Oh, and somebody please remind me, if ZL1power69 ever proposes to have a AF meet at the beach, JUST SAY NO

Mr Squirrel Nuts

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YYYYICK!

(Note to ZL1powered69... If, at any time, you see a senior citizen (let alone a bunch of them) wearing a thong, be certain to immediately shut your eyes, remove yourself from the presence of the offending individuals and proceed to the nearest hardware store where you are to purchase the longest straight-bladed screw driver and immediately proceed to gouge your eyes out, and make sure you get them all out of there, that's why you bought the longest one being sold. :iceslolan Otherwise we won't believe you when you said it grossed you out. :grinno: Not only did you notice old "dudes" wearing thongs, but you took the time to ascertain whether or not they were senior citizens. :screwy:)
let me describe my actions: had eyes open only long enough to notice A. they were seniors and B. there were dudes in the group (took less than 1 sec), immediately ran the other way, and hurled in the nearest trash can. this was not in a store, but on the boardwalk.

Strange, The first post of this new and improve (abit useless, postwhoring) thread :p was made at 9:42 AM and after 5 hours it has 40 posts.
Thats 8 per hour people.

At that rate....

200 posts in a 24 hour period, but since you all are not on 24 hours I figure maybe 10 hours = 32-33 posts per day.

At that rate, in 153 days this third installment of One life to Suck will then close. That should be on or close to Johns birthday of 1-1-2007.

:p

Incidently the last banter thread (# 2) (http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=514247) was open for exactly 206 days, which equals to 24.27 posts per day.

and the First banter thread (# 1) (http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=361449) was open for exactly 361 days but I am only counting up to the 259th day which was when the 5000 mark was reached. That equals to 19.30 posts per day.

TS out (of other useless information)

:gives: :lol:

let me describe my actions: had eyes open only long enough to notice A. they were seniors and B. there were dudes in the group (took less than 1 sec), immediately ran the other way, and hurled in the nearest trash can. this was not in a store, but on the boardwalk.Yeah right, you say that now, but you failed to say is that while bending over the trash can hurling, one of the men in thongs screamed out, "new meat". And a loud thundering noise of old and new cattle was getting louder as they came closer to you. Don't believe me, Its all on video. Ask Rally he was the one in the crowd with a video camera. :evillol:

TS out (of film)

:lol2: That was an funny day.. see I told you having a video camera all the time comes in handy.

Also, John, you knew the consequences of having food near a keyboard.

hey, 6 is not longer the biggest post whore on this one. ha.

Bitch, I'm making my comeback! I've had to work :/ The fun has just got started!

Did any of you pansies watch the season premier of Prison Break, season 2? I friggin' love that show!

Damn, you guys posted a lot of shit for one day. I checked in this morning at school around 9am or so, and now I just finished my homework at 9pm and got on. I can see this banter thread is headed in a sour direction.

And Prison Break looks like a dumb show. How many episodes can you make about someone trying to break out of prison? Who the hell signed off on that show?

Yeah, I was expecting to see like a page or 2.. but theres almost 5!

I know, I had to go back and read all the pages. It was a pain because I can't read well in the first place. I used to ride the short bus to school.

Notice that Jim (Earlsfat) has the lead in posts right now.. thats crazy as well. :lol:

Where the hell do you find out how many times a person has posted on a thread?

Besides, that won't last long, this place will get whored out pretty soon.

Click on the replies button when you can click on this thread.. its to the right and it'll show the "who posted" list and.. who posted. :lol2:

And yeah I know it wont be long, but im glad he's posting as many of his posts are funnier than Shannon's name.