The Official Rice Cop Tread.

Lances133 · 07-24-2006, 07:57 PM

www.ricecop.com Gotta love the actual tickets they have for you to print out and leave under someone's windshield wiper

Basically a thread where anybody can post incidents they have seen or witnessed where someone is just too high on rice and needs to come down.

Going back to the epidemic that The fast and the furious started, where anybody thinks they can throw on a fart can and huge wing and be Paul walker or Vin Diesel. I was coming back to work from break and I saw a white Ford Focus with a fart can muffler on it with a 3" intercooling tip. The best performance mod he probly had must've been that bike rack on his roof

Also, I'm afraid I'm gonna have to add my dad into the Ricer catagory. He recently bought a beige 02 Nissan Sentra, GXE 4door, if it was an SER spec V or atleast the SER, I'd understand but nope, the GXE. He's already thrown on a fartcan muffler from Pepboys, 5 spoke hubcaps (not chrome or spinners, thank god) and he wants to add an intake too. I recently picked up some DriverFx racing seats and he already said he wants my stock red/black z24 seats...in a beige car

lol I know he's not seriously going for a hardcore racer tuner type deal and he's just doing it for the hell of it but still lol

my99cavy · 07-24-2006, 08:41 PM

hahah nice site.

so your pops is getting into the ricer seen huh???

just make sure you dont let him get TOO into it.

Lances133 · 07-26-2006, 07:48 PM

I had my radar gun and sirens blaring today people.

Perp #1 - Ford Probe, looked like it was completely spray painted blue and it had a single white pointed racing stripe going down each of the sides right below the windows.

perp #2 - Completely riced out 96-98ish Ford Mustang and no, it wasn't even a V8. Maroon/burgundy colored with clear altezza taillights and one of the "GTR" wings on it, for those of you who don't know what the wing looks like by name....this is the massive monstrosity that is...the gtr wing.

my99cavy · 07-26-2006, 08:22 PM

hah nice sightings lance. wasnt out today so didnt get a chance to see anything stupid.

Lances133 · 07-26-2006, 08:58 PM

You should consider yourself lucky then.

my99cavy · 07-26-2006, 10:03 PM

in a way, i guess so

MrR0b0t0 · 07-27-2006, 12:17 PM

Haha yeah, very lucky indeed. I think I found the most riced out car to date. Let me start with the front end. (and btw, its some old Honda Civic). Along the edge of the hood and fenders there was a trim of chevy logos. On the roof, 2 spotlights. It looked like it was supposed to be a dark green, put there were spraypainted bright green flames with purple edges on the front. Also, on the doors it said NOS and VTEC, also spraypainted. Then the back wind shield... a giant chevy bowtie, with "The dealer ran out of chevys" written in the middle with whiteout. Also had those fancy letters, but couldnt figure out what it said.Then in the corners various other phrases like "it beats walking" and "a man can dream". And then the spoiler! Yeah it was wood and looked like it was cut from a 2x4. And the best part of the car was a lil slot drilled into the trunk and with donations written undernieth it. Couldnt help but put a quarter in it. =D

my99cavy · 07-27-2006, 12:21 PM

haha man you need to get a picture of this ''thing'' lol oh and what a nice guy for donating a quarter to his POS foundation lol

Cavalier2000 · 07-27-2006, 12:51 PM

yyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaa

Lances133 · 07-27-2006, 01:19 PM

Speaking of cops, I got my first damn ticket last night on the highway when a statey was sitting in a ditch with no lights on, he said I was going 85 but my speedometer said 90, luckily it was my first one and he wrote me down for doing 55 in a 50 lol He said if he wrote down 85 in a 50 the ticket would have been over $400. I gotta pay $85....still sucks.

my99cavy · 07-27-2006, 02:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Lances133

Speaking of cops, I got my first damn ticket last night on the highway when a statey was sitting in a ditch with no lights on, he said I was going 85 but my speedometer said 90, luckily it was my first one and he wrote me down for doing 55 in a 50 lol He said if he wrote down 85 in a 50 the ticket would have been over $400. I gotta pay $85....still sucks.

damn your lucky. i have never had a cop knock it down from 85mph all the way to 55mph!!!! yeah you got off real nice with than one.

Young Chuck D · 07-27-2006, 04:34 PM

i got an 80 knocked down to 70 and turned into a warning when i was driving home from dayton, ohio to maryland..... police in cumberland are nice people... he saw i was from pg county and felt bad for me i guess lol

my99cavy · 07-27-2006, 04:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Young Chuck D

i got an 80 knocked down to 70 and turned into a warning when i was driving home from dayton, ohio to maryland..... police in cumberland are nice people... he saw i was from pg county and felt bad for me i guess lol

well arent you just the luckiest guy there is

no but seriously that was nice as hell he only gave you a warning. i've never got a warning for speeding. i've got warning for other shit like neons, window tint, not having license on me, not having insurance card on me, squealing the tires, lol the list goes on

Young Chuck D · 07-27-2006, 04:48 PM

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Originally Posted by my99cavy

well arent you just the luckiest guy there is

no but seriously that was nice as hell he only gave you a warning. i've never got a warning for speeding. i've got warning for other shit like neons, window tint, not having license on me, not having insurance card on me, squealing the tires, lol the list goes on

i had no prior convictions and had visible signs of fatigue in my face from driving for 8 hours.... alone... he also taught me how to talk to police when i get pulled over.. i've successfully talked down 3 situations....

i ran a red light in WASHINGTON, DC once... i was taking a girl back to her howard U. dorm around midnight.. just remained respectful, told him i looked to the side for a moment and didn't notice the light and i had to get the girl back to school and he gave me a verbal warning..

Lances133 · 07-27-2006, 04:55 PM

I had 2.5 warnings for speeding before the actual ticket, i say 2.5 because i've been pulled over twice for speeding and got warnings and one time i was driving by pretty fast and there was a cop in the oncoming lane waiting in a redlight or something and he just yelled Slow down! lol So I guess my time was due anyway. Which I knew

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