A.F Goes World Wide !!!!

Heres a little story to show you all that AF is world wide:)

On the way home from work i stopped to get some gas when 2 cars pulled next to me.
This guy got out and i heard him saying to his mates.."hey, isn't that primera mans car ?" So next thing i know there's about 6-7 of them all getting out of there cars to have a look.
As i walk back to my car this guy comes over to shake my hand and asked me to sign his car book he had just brought.:p :p :p ....he then asked me if i was waiting for Doctor DVS !!!!!!.....and if they can cruise around with us as it's Friday night.

So we chat away for a while talking about the site/cars WOMEN etc !!!

Seems like they have seen the site and read the posts from someone they know.

So igor.........Me and DVS would like a cheque made out to our bank accounts for the promotional work in making this site WORLD WIDE :D :D :D

P.S ....They all so said something about us being post whores !!!!

:D :D :D

*Public Service Announcement*

To join the DVSPrimera Fan Club, send check or money order for $59.99 to:

DVSPrimera
1 Gateway Plaza
Port Chester, New York 10573
Attn: Jose

Along with membership to this club you get the following:

Non-stop bashing as long as we feel like it.

Official Primera Man Badge.

DVS bumper sticker quoting many of DVS's clever remarks.:D

A special night out on the town with AF's most popular Dynamic Duo!!

And autographed photo of these two psycho's free of charge.
(Must contact Igor for photo):D

Offer expires, whenever we feel like it.


The views and opinions expressed in this post are not necessarily those of AF Management. However, these two psychos are relevant to this forum and will get their money in some form or another.

You've been warned!!:hehe::hehe:

Igor: Primera Man and I would like to request official recognition. I don't know exactly what that would be but, Hey Primera!!, any ideas?:D

Oh and folks!! Be on the lookout for the Primera Man and DVSNCYNIKL TOUR!!

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COMING TO A TOWN BY YOU SOON. TICKETS ARE LIMITED SO DONT DELAY IN THIS ONCE IN A LIFE TIME OPPORTUNITY TO SEE THEM LIVE. THERE OTHER SHOWS HAVE BEEN SELLOUTS"

YOU WILL EVEN GET THE PRIM-DVS HAIR CUT FOR FREE TO THE FIRST 20 CALLERS

Originally posted by primera man
COMING TO A TOWN BY YOU SOON. TICKETS ARE LIMITED SO DONT DELAY IN THIS ONCE IN A LIFE TIME OPPORTUNITY TO SEE THEM LIVE. THERE OTHER SHOWS HAVE BEEN SELLOUTS"


Dress to impress!!!

Admission is just $20(US) and ummm...., whatever the NZ equivalent to that is worldwide.

Must be 18 and over to enter. ID will be checked.

Their manager is the AF mascot. Any inquiries are to be directed to him. Whenever that little red bastard comes back from his vacation.:devil:

Hey Primera Man!! What'cha gonna be wearin'?:hehe:

G-String and tee-shirt. !!!!!

...and remember...ladies get a free back stage pass for after the show :flash: :flash: :flash:

Originally posted by primera man
G-String and tee-shirt. !!!!!

FOR GODSAKES MAN!!:eek::eek:



...and remember...ladies get a free back stage pass for after the show :flash: :flash: :flash:

And ladies, there's champagne in the champagne room!!:hehe::hehe:

Where's this worldwide tour going? BTw, DVS, If I ever go to NYC, I'll knock on your door and then run away.

Originally posted by Porsche

DVS, If I ever go to NYC, I'll knock on your door and then run away.

Hey Porsche!! You want some caaaaanddyyy????

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Yes Please.

Originally posted by Porsche
Yes Please.


MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!:devil: :devil:

Unrelated to the Candy issue here, In your "Prison Pic" you say you collect 1:18 Scale cars, what's the one in the red box in the right of the full picture?

Originally posted by Porsche
Unrelated to the Candy issue here, In your "Prison Pic" you say you collect 1:18 Scale cars, what's the one in the red box in the right of the full picture?

Lamborghini Diablo.:D

Ah, What year is it? The only one I liked was the Purple 1990 Diablo which is my latest addition.

I believe it is a rendition of one of the first ones that came out. Not sure of what year. I only have that one Diablo as it was given to me as a gift. I am going to start to get some soon, once I get my display center at my house. I have about or over 100 cars now. It's very addicting.

Well, your way ahead of me, I have 9 and I'm out of room! My bedroom is small so I was this revolving Display case I saw.

Yeah, I started at an early age. Never stopped. I buy from this site called www.scale18.com. Kevin's Hobbies is very large. He has almost all makes and manufacturer's. I am looking now to purchase the Toyota GT One Race car. Like the one in GT3.

I am actually looking to buy this display case, about the size of an entertainment center. Place it in the livingroom in my house. The cost is yet to be determined because the place where I plan on getting it, they customize it to any size. So, the final price will depend on the dimensions I give. I know it is going to run me around 2 g's. But I've seen smaller ones for that price and figure I'm getting a good deal with this one. Same price, bigger dimensions.

Warren: Really? :eek:

So, is this going to be like the mall tours the washed up '80s singers do? :hehehe:

Originally posted by Silver S2000
Warren: Really? :eek:

So, is this going to be like the mall tours the washed up '80s singers do? :hehehe:

Only better. We'll have our own props and strobe lights!:hehe::hehe:

Will there be an opening act?

BTW, watch out for the collapsable stages they use. They're death traps. ;)

HMMMM! Maybe. Probably get the coolest groups out there to perform for us like N'Sync, Backstreet Boys, 98 Degrees.:rolleyes: :rolleyes: Not!


We're a whole show in one!!:D :D

So what will the show consist of? I'm guessing a lot of juggling, dancing and punching.
:lol2:
Oh, yeah, What's the primera man badge look like? Is it metal? :D

Originally posted by Silver S2000
So what will the show consist of? I'm guessing a lot of juggling, dancing and punching.
:lol2:
Oh, yeah, What's the primera man badge look like? Is it metal? :D

What the show consists of is a secret. I would spoil it for everyone if I was to say what is up our sleeves. You'll have to attend to find out.

Primera can answer that best about what the badge looks like!:D But, like all childhood memories, it's a must have.:hehe::hehe:

The AF Store should sell DVS and primera man action figures. :D :D :D :D

Originally posted by Silver S2000
The AF Store should sell DVS and primera man action figures. :D :D :D :D

GREAT IDEA!!!!


IGGGOOOOOORRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!! LET'S LOOK INTO THIS!!!!!!:D :D :D

With Kung Fu grip!!!!!!!!:hehe::hehe:

Originally posted by Silver S2000
The AF Store should sell DVS and primera man action figures. :D :D :D :D

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...and a pull string with 10 different phrases.

Originally posted by DVSNCYNIKL

Primera can answer that best about what the badge looks like!:D But, like all childhood memories, it's a must have.:hehe::hehe:

I cant tell you yet as i'm still in top level talks with NASA..CIA and other top officals.
But all shall be revealed in a special link up with the White house....and i shall have the news beamed out to the millions and millions of primera man and DVS fans out there.

:D :D :D :D

Originally posted by Silver S2000
The AF Store should sell DVS and primera man action figures. :D :D :D :D

Can we do RUDE things with Barbie !!!:confused: :finger: :finger: :finger: