I was at the grocery store, and this douchebag was cruising around the lot with a Hyundai with the really loud fart pipe, and he kept mashing it so all could hear.
As I was leaving I yanked the shifter down into
L1, and pushed the pedal through the floor right as I went by where he'd parked and was getting out. The front tires skittered a little, that holed-out airbox barked and she lunged like a scared cat, put on a nice display
But when I got to the street I went to put it back in
D,and the shifter wouldn't move

I rattled it around a bit and then the idiot lights all came on and I thought the engine died, but it was still running.
So I shut it off, then the shifter moved back to
P for me, and started the motor and everything was normal again. The only thing different I've noticed is the very slight "hitch" I was feeling for a couple of months when putting the car in park before turning the motor off is now gone...I suppose the ignition/column lock mechanism was hung up a bit.
Well, it's fine now, so screw it