I hope everyone is ready for bigger and better banter than ever before :grinyes:

Its part two bitches :bananasmi

I will start off

TS's breath smells like Jeremy's jock strap :eek: .

Rally's breath smells like a case of low fat cheesecake (low fat doesn't mean eat a case lard ass :grinno: )

Viper's breath smells like a dumb ass's breath :p

Cuda's breath smells like cat litter (so stole that from family guy but its a awesome show :iceslolan )

Geno's breath smells like pooh (guess he's sampling his product, gotta have quality control :rofl: )

Kaotik's breath much like the rest of him smells like cabbage

Wright's breath smells like he is in love with Kasey :uhoh: (get a room :rolleyes: )

Mr.Luos's breath smells like FormulaLT1's exhaust :thefinger

Camaromaniac's breath smells like he has a incredibly good looking man in his sig :evillol:

Xeno's breath smells like he's a few Prozac short of being sane

Gold's breath surprisingly smells like TS's boxers (wonder whats going on there but I in all reality don't want to know :shakehead )

Drvngstorms breath smells like peaches but your still cross eye'd so ha

All the Formula haters breath smells like ASSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!! :smokin:

Woo hoo bring on the BANTER!!!!!!!

YEAH! I claim second post on new banter thread! That's all.

Camaromaniac's breath smells like he has a incredibly good looking man in his sig :evillol:
The incredibly good looking man's breath smells like the breath of the incredibly good looking dog in my sig.:nutkick:

woohoo, I didn't make the list. :D

wait D:

Love the new sig Camaromaniac. I think it captures everything just right.

If I did/do have a Kia, that is what it would look like.

Did you delete the orig banter thread?? Or am I just blind?

Its still in the camaro forum. I just unstuck it and locked it.

Well im finally back from being banned and uh.. yeah..

Oh, your not sore are you Rally?.

Why would I be sore?

Well I'm finally back from being banned and uh.. yeah..
Damn it. :banghead: You mean to tell me that I did not set those bans to permanently. Damn it, damn it all to hell.



:lol:


Yes folks, it is I, that handsome pesky mod, who owns the brand car you all really desire (but just won't admit it). :lol: Back by popular demand. :lol:

So another banter thread, another million whoring posts by Rally, gold, dave and viper.

TS out (getting his ban stick ready)

thats fucked up, i was trying to read up on shit i missed and next thing i know im banned, thank you fairy grandpa.

^btw, now i have missed even more shit, now i gotta get fairy grandpa good, i think im gonna flood his in box, you think i can flood him with 10k useless pm's before he decides to ban me for another 36 hours?


and john add me to aim, please.


and we didnt deserve to be banned, i wouldnt have taken the last post, 5k post was a different story.

and new banter thread, now hopefully i can see the end of it, be apart of it from beginning to end :) not like the first banter thread, if you checked the first 50 pages or so barely anyone even knows who the hell they are.

Funny.. I was just reading the posts in the olde banter thread, and I found it really funny how you guys were gloating that I couldnt post.. when I was asleep, and then because we had a thunderstorm here yesterday it made the power go out and now my computer is in need of some repairs because its a ghey wal*mart computer that cant handle power outages even when protected by a surge protector. So yeah, I didnt even care about getting close to that 7K post, and I knew if I or TS went and came to take away his fame, I would get an IM over aim, and it would be John, crying like he did when TS took his manhood back in the 5K post.

lol :rofl: , I was more shocked than pissed about TS taking my 5K post. I thought I was all slick but didn't even consider the fact that another mod could take it.

im more pissed off that i was banned and then the thread was locked any freaking way, so did it really matter? and if i remember correctly it was fairy grandpa who came along and stole 5k not me, rally or gold, im pretty sure he didnt ban him self.

No reason to get pissed. You guys joked with him. He joked with you. It was all in good fun.

Edit- Also, all the original people involved in the banter thread minus chevyracincamaro are still around or well known (such as Andy).

http://www.ohnoes-fbody.com/images/tc/patriot.gif

Thats my favorite smily of ALL time

This is mine http://forums.off-topic.net/images/smilies/bj.gif

thats fucked up, i was trying to read up on shit i missed and next thing i know im banned, thank you fairy grandpa..Ahh Viper, Viper Viper. I enjoy your posts as much as I enjoy raindancing on my testicles.
^btw, now i have missed even more shit, now i gotta get fairy grandpa good, i think im gonna flood his in box, you think i can flood him with 10k useless pm's before he decides to ban me for another 36 hours?
Calling me a fairy and posting in my section about it is what got you banned, not cause you might have taken the 7000 post from John. If it was only in the Camaro section I wouldn't care cause we are among friends (I hope) and can take jokes thrown at each other, but posting it other sections where the other members do not know what is going on can lead to problems.
now i gotta get fairy grandpa good, i think im gonna flood his in box, you think i can flood him with 10k useless pm's before he decides to ban me for another 36 hours?Bring it on snake pit. :p
Seriously, I banned you for less than a day, get over it.

TS out

lol, fairy grandpa i never posted in your section... damn old man, your eyes are so bad your not even sure what you see... time to get to lense crafters.

i donno if they can get you telescopes tho, sorry :(

oh and i donno if its supposed to happen or not but if you click someones name a menu pops down and if they have a homepage and you click it, instead of opening a new window to goto the homepage it just loads it in the same window, which kinda sucks.

No reason to get pissed. You guys joked with him. He joked with you. It was all in good fun.

Edit- Also, all the original people involved in the banter thread minus chevyracincamaro are still around or well known (such as Andy).


i was able to meet some of them but they arent well known, Ridge, grease, there is a whole bunch that stick their head in like once every 4 months or so to say some off the wall shit but thats about it.

Ridge was never really in the first banter thread at at all and Grease didn't come til like 1000 + posts. Ridge was from back in the girls in the forum thread then stopped coming around. I still catch him on aim every once in a while though.

lil and me were a big reason that the banter thread was created..... we bantered too much in the general forum....

where did it go?!?

YOU ALL SHALL PERISH!!!!!

why!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!?????????!!?!?!?#$%@#$^?%?@#$^$#%?#@?$?!@#?E

where the hell am I on this list

why does wright love me

I am scared.... very scared.

Looks like the elf is finally catching up on current events.. :evillol:

Old thread's top 10.

User Name Posts
Rally Sport 92 915
FormulaLT1 871
goldz28 526
Viper_Storm 457
twospirits 318
cuda_dude 305
KaotiKCamaro5 289
Genopsyde 280
drvngstorm05 270
Savage Messiah 261

As we can see, Rally obviously needs to get his lard ass off the computer and get outside :)

That was a nice lil break from you ass clowns. John where did you get the blow job smiley? That is funny as hell.

haha yeah thats funny :1:

Saw it posted in another forum and saved it.

lol, fairy grandpa i never posted in your section... damn old man, your eyes are so bad your not even sure what you see... time to get to lense crafters.

i donno if they can get you telescopes tho, sorry :(http://santafemods.com/images/Smileys/BallonOops.gif :lol: Okay,
Since I am not one to run away from mistakes, I hereby say to you I apologize for banning you. I guess your name got stuck in my head when it came to ban the guys who posted in the fairy thread over in my section because you also wrote about it in the camaro section. Sorry about that. Therefore, That gives you a free get out of BanLandia card from me. :smooch:

Group hug people, http://santafemods.com/images/Smileys/1grouphug.gif (John, stop grabbing my ass)

As for the drop down pop up box and clicking it opens it in the same window. Yeah it sucks when it does that.

Speaking of smileys, some of my favorites..
http://santafemods.com/images/Smileys/ban.gif http://santafemods.com/images/Smileys/kissass.gif http://santafemods.com/images/Smileys/seesaw.gif http://santafemods.com/images/Smileys/driving.gif


http://santafemods.com/images/Smileys/Other/1nicebabe1.gif http://santafemods.com/images/Smileys/Other/TongueAtYou.gif


http://santafemods.com/images/Smileys/yikes.gif http://santafemods.com/images/Smileys/AFPics/threadhijacked.gif


http://santafemods.com/images/Smileys/AFPics/crayon.jpg

TS out

http://santafemods.com/images/Smileys/BallonOops.gif :lol: Okay,
Since I am not one to run away from mistakes, I hereby say to you I apologize for banning you. I guess your name got stuck in my head when it came to ban the guys who posted in the fairy thread over in my section because you also wrote about it in the camaro section. Sorry about that. Therefore, That gives you a free get out of BanLandia card from me. :smooch:

Group hug people, http://santafemods.com/images/Smileys/1grouphug.gif (John, stop grabbing my ass)

As for the drop down pop up box and clicking it opens it in the same window. Yeah it sucks when it does that.

Speaking of smileys, some of my favorites..
http://santafemods.com/images/Smileys/ban.gif http://santafemods.com/images/Smileys/kissass.gif http://santafemods.com/images/Smileys/seesaw.gif http://santafemods.com/images/Smileys/driving.gif


http://santafemods.com/images/Smileys/Other/1nicebabe1.gif http://santafemods.com/images/Smileys/Other/TongueAtYou.gif


http://santafemods.com/images/Smileys/yikes.gif http://santafemods.com/images/Smileys/AFPics/threadhijacked.gif


http://santafemods.com/images/Smileys/AFPics/crayon.jpg

TS out
Where do you get those?

As we can see, Rally obviously needs to get his lard ass off the computer and get outside :)

Just jealous beause your stupid name barely made the top ten :loser:

And no I dont need to go outside but I do need to workout more if thats what you're saying.

Where do you get those?I have a webpage (http://santafemods.com/Smileys.htm) of all the smileys I have collected on the net (which I use) in some of my postings.

TS out

http://santafemods.com/images/Smileys/AFPics/postwhore.gifhttp://santafemods.com/images/Smileys/holysheep.gif

Found those to be pretty funny.

Also that wild babe there.. http://santafemods.com/images/Smileys/Other/1nicebabe1.gif

Seems to have something pretty 'wild' in her underwear..

I thought that looked like a penis, lol. Gross, might be TS type of girl though...lol

....

































Gold likes the PENIS.

http://santafemods.com/images/Smileys/adoreking.gif I just wanted to put that there

http://santafemods.com/images/Smileys/adoreking.gif I just wanted to put that thereThats the Camaro guys kneeling down in front of John. :lol:

As for the thing between her legs, its funny but everytime I post that up someone always notices it. When I first downloaded it (god knows from where) I did not notice it, but everyone else does. :lol:

TS out

Rally don't be telling everyone.....lol

I wonder how many have done this. :lol:

GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the lads, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask:


"Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"


BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the lads, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say,


"You're next fatty."

:lol:

TS out

I would like to thank TS for my first ban ever... and just to show my appreciation, i further updated my sig :icon16:

That is funny.

:rofl: I am going to miss Dave, whenever I was hit in the temple we really saw eye to eye :twak:
Group hug people, http://santafemods.com/images/Smileys/1grouphug.gif (John, stop grabbing my ass)

TS out
Sorry TS, I thought that was a tub of pudding :uhoh:

I wonder how many have done this. :lol:

GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the lads, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask:


"Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"


BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the lads, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say,


"You're next fatty."

:lol:

TS out
i read that joke on entensity.net the other day...very funny...i'll try that on my girlfriend!

Damn.. are you going to have enough guts or balls to do it? :lol:

You know, I never really had much to do with the "old banter thread" and sometimes stuff gets dragged into the regular forums from it and you're lost. Like now I see "new and inproved" :bs: and tinkernuts has me "in love" :dunno:

Guess I'll have to stop by more often.

And John, pudding? I think you weren't looking for some fudge to pack :flipa:

And John, pudding? I think you weren't looking for some fudge to pack :flipa:
Your right I wasn't trying to :p. Its awesome we got spell check but I think wright needs what I really meant check cause apparenetly he's not getting it across :shakehead

Damn, I thought I edited that and fixed it.

Come On Man, I Wanted To See The Old One Hit 10000 Replys

Damn, didn't even realize that there was a new banter thread. I didn't participate in the old that much either. Woulda been cool if it reached 10grand. Btw John, forget the pudding, where the red jello?

i had 252 posts in the old banter thread

i had 252 posts in the old banter thread

I though, took first place, ABOVE JOHN. :loser: :smokin:

You do know those numbers can be edited right? :flipa:

right after john first edits your asshole :grinno:

http://santafemods.com/images/Smileys/BallonOops.gif :lol: Okay,
Since I am not one to run away from mistakes, I hereby say to you I apologize for banning you. I guess your name got stuck in my head when it came to ban the guys who posted in the fairy thread over in my section because you also wrote about it in the camaro section. Sorry about that. Therefore, That gives you a free get out of BanLandia card from me. :smooch:

Group hug people, http://santafemods.com/images/Smileys/1grouphug.gif (John, stop grabbing my ass)

As for the drop down pop up box and clicking it opens it in the same window. Yeah it sucks when it does that.

Speaking of smileys, some of my favorites..
http://santafemods.com/images/Smileys/ban.gif http://santafemods.com/images/Smileys/kissass.gif http://santafemods.com/images/Smileys/seesaw.gif http://santafemods.com/images/Smileys/driving.gif


http://santafemods.com/images/Smileys/Other/1nicebabe1.gif http://santafemods.com/images/Smileys/Other/TongueAtYou.gif


http://santafemods.com/images/Smileys/yikes.gif http://santafemods.com/images/Smileys/AFPics/threadhijacked.gif


http://santafemods.com/images/Smileys/AFPics/crayon.jpg

TS out


no need to apologize im over it, and if you was just a lil later with the ban i prob would have posted over there to, i just had to read up on that last page where gold posted and then i was gonna click the link but when i tried to get to that page (the page in the banter thread where gold posted) it told me i was banned and i was like WDF?

lol, and with the smilies, i can totally see this one being you http://santafemods.com/images/Smileys/ban.gif he kinda looks like the dude in your avatar, only hes yellow (he has the same i stuck my finger in a wall socket hair style too)

well actually its more like john, lol he seems to take pride in the fact that he has the most bans out of all the mods on af, hes kind of a ban whore as well. i guess hes all kinds of whore. :rofl: