Introducing......

Laaaddiiiessss and Gennntleman!!

It is without standing pleasure that I introduce to you, the dancing machine, a real ladies man, the NEW , AF mascot!! None other than..........

















Than..........
















yumyum!!!
http://www.imagestation.com/picture/pa67d4cd37166ee071872301442326325/fe57482f.gif

lol what the hell?

Did you make it up or is that some character I'm not aware of?

lol

Originally posted by Lizard King
lol what the hell?

Did you make it up or is that some character I'm not aware of?

lol

Nope, he's for real. Plus he's available for dating tips, in-laws, etc. He will be visiting us every now and then to let us know what the latest moves are. He also gives advice. :D

Hewo everybody yo!

Thanks for the introduction kind DVS.

I am the AF Mascot.

I have hard times in front of me, being a Mascot for AF... it ain't easy... it takes a lot of practice.. and most of all exercise.

yipee, jump for joy :D
http://www.users.qwest.net/~bkc3/+junk/dog.gif

That's hilarious . . . I love that idea!!

Does he have attitude?

Hey yum yum . . . why do you look like a match stick?

Punk ass mofo's wan tes me!

Rude bwoy!!!

You no wan dis RAS!!!!:D

YESSSS . . .

Nuff attitude . . . I like that!

How come we didn't name him sprocket or piston or fuel pump or something auto-related . . .

Yum-yum is funny though . . .

Yuh no ready fi tes mi yuh no bwoy!!

Originally posted by i_rebel
YESSSS . . .

Nuff attitude . . . I like that!

How come we didn't name him sprocket or piston or fuel pump or something auto-related . . .

Yum-yum is funny though . . .

Yuh no ready fi tes mi yuh no bwoy!!

Looks like you met Yum yum!

He's a man of all parts. Ladies love him, girls adore him.

Sometimes he's hard to keep track of since he's all over the place. Now he got his own spot up in here.

Hopefully I can keep him out of trouble. lol

I'd like to ask him who he thinks he is, thrusting his hips in that way. Does he think he is some kind of love god?

I bet I get more girls than him.

Well Hello Yum Yum!
I always thought AF needed a Mascot!

Welcome along, dont worry about Dr DVS hes just a cynical little Bugger, Just Ignore him and be your self!




(LOL)
:D


(Looks like someone has too much time on thier hands!)

Originally posted by AF Mascot
Punk ass mofo's wan tes me!

Rude bwoy!!!

You no wan dis RAS!!!!:D



http://www.users.qwest.net/~bkc3/+junk/jules.gif

And today's his birthday! :D What a coincidence! :) Happy Birthday and Welcome, Yumyum!

Originally posted by DVSNCYNIKL
Laaaddiiiessss and Gennntleman!!

It is without standing pleasure that I introduce to you, the dancing machine, a real ladies man, the NEW , AF mascot!! None other than..........
yumyum!!!
http://www.imagestation.com/picture/pa67d4cd37166ee071872301442326325/fe57482f.gif

DR DVS....I think you need to get out of the sun, take some time off from work, take some pills to settle down and take a good long hard look at you life !!!!:finger: :finger: :finger:

You listen to uncle PRIMERA MAN :devil: :devil: :devil: I wont put ya wrong...lol:bloated: :bloated: :bloated:

Originally posted by Lizard King
I'd like to ask him who he thinks he is, thrusting his hips in that way. Does he think he is some kind of love god?

I bet I get more girls than him.

Who the HELL are you? Lizard or something?

And how much do you want to bet?
Let's bet one(1) girl... what? too high ? Don't have that many?:finger:

Don't get on my wrong side pal, I may be a mascot, but I'm not to be toyed around with:p

Hey Yum Yum, how do you spell "Automotiveforums"?
Is it with or with out a "ve"

Originally posted by Moppie
Hey Yum Yum, how do you spell "Automotiveforums"?
Is it with or with out a "ve"

Hm... I wonder how to spell "Automotiveforums".... maybe you spell it just how you typed it:rolleyes: {I hate dumb people}

Automotiforuma on the other hand is the place I'm from... I can't tell anyone where it is...

YuO cRaZy MoFo.

Now for some reason people think Mascots are supposed to be cute and friendly....

Wrong mascot pal, go to Disney World to be entertained.
I just do my job and go home every night.

Originally posted by AF Mascot
Now for some reason people think Mascots are supposed to be cute and friendly....

Wrong mascot pal, go to Disney World to be entertained.
I just do my job and go home every night.


I would bend that scrawny a$$ over my knee and slap that a$$

Originally posted by MOFOSHIEET


I would bend that scrawny a$$ over my knee and slap that a$$

Thats a rather Ballsy post to make to our new Mascot MR Newbi, I recomend caution.

Moppie, what punishment does he deserve?

Originally posted by AF Mascot
Moppie, what punishment does he deserve?

hehehe, shall we tie him between the door handles of Primera_Mans Primera and My Civic? or just Strip him naked and feed him to a Hungry Xterra owner?

Originally posted by AF Mascot
Moppie, what punishment does he deserve?

http://www.users.qwest.net/~bkc3/+junk/assslap.jpg

Actually, now that I think about it, Yumyum's not really my favorite mascot. No offense, Yumyum, you're great. :) It's just that the honor of my favorite mascot has to go to the UC Santa Cruz Banana Slugs. Dude, they're slugs!

Hey punk, stop using my pictures.

Originally posted by Moppie


hehehe, shall we tie him between the door handles of Primera_Mans Primera and My Civic? or just Strip him naked and feed him to a Hungry Xterra owner?

Tie him to the handles :devil: :devil: :devil:

JESUS!!! I leave you guys with yum yum for one day and already people are fighting in front of him!! Looks like he's made an impact already. LOL:D YOU GO YUM YUM!!!


Lizard king: I don't think you want to compare sex lives with yum yum. His black book is as thick as a Webster's Dictionary. Secondly, if anything, I'd use him as a chick magnet and then take the girlies away when he's not looking.

Primera Man: Bite me!:finger::finger:


Moppie: Becareful, you'll get attached to him and then won't want him to leave. Believe me, he's to much of a handful when he's around.


I take it yum yum was busy last night talking to fellow members. Time for the Dr. to knock his ass out for the night! He needs to sleep!

Originally posted by DVSNCYNIKL

I take it yum yum was busy last night talking to fellow members. Time for the Dr. to knock his ass out for the night! He needs to sleep!

:rolleyes: You get rid of one, then his side kick turns up to carry on:rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Originally posted by primera man


:rolleyes: You get rid of one, then his side kick turns up to carry on:rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Miss me already?:rolleyes: :finger: :D

Originally posted by DVSNCYNIKL


Miss me already?:rolleyes: :finger: :D

LIKE A HOLE IN THE HEAD :finger: :finger: :finger:

Originally posted by DVSNCYNIKL


Miss me already?

whhaaat? why?


And wheres Yum Yum gone? I hope that evil Dr DVS hasnt done something nasty to him. (that thrusting hip motion could be hard to resist)

Originally posted by primera man


LIKE A HOLE IN THE HEAD :finger: :finger: :finger:

Wife got ya thinking like that already huh?:D :D



Moppie: Nah, he's asleep for now. I don't want to wake him up and then have him run-a-muck in here. I think he's got schizophrenia or something. Goes through changes like the weather man. One minute he's happy go horny, next, he's looking to pulverize. Don't be fooled by those skinny little arms. They pack a whallop!!

Me thinks the Dr needs to take some of his own meds. Prehaps a little lithium and a wee prozak.

:D

Originally posted by Moppie
Me thinks the Dr needs to take some of his own meds. Prehaps a little lithium and a wee prozak.

:D



DRUGS? Did someone say drugs?:D

Originally posted by DVSNCYNIKL


DRUGS? Did someone say drugs?:D

Drugs are very bad. http://www.mpz.co.uk/cwm/contrib/sp/mackeyico.gif

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I bet my dad could take yum yums dad in a fight.

Originally posted by Lizard King
I bet my dad could take yum yums dad in a fight.

Your dad won't stand a chance against my dad cause my dad is bigger than your dad. And, and he goes by the name of "Debo"!!

Now look what you started!:eek:

DVS, after looking at your avatar, I can make a safe assumption that you are his daddy.
He has the same eyes, can't you see?:rolleyes:

Originally posted by AF Mascot


Your dad won't stand a chance against my dad cause my dad is bigger than your dad. And, and he goes by the name of "Debbie"!!

REALLY:finger: :finger:

Originally posted by primera man


REALLY:finger: :finger:

Some people just should not be allowed near children.:rolleyes: :D

Just a Question Yumyum, what do you actually do? Mascots entertain, I'm not seeing entertainment, just you threatening to use your dad to beat up other people's dads.

BTW, is Ace Ventura your other dad?

Yeah . . .

I'd also like to ask what Yum-Yum drives . . . just so everyone knows . . .

I already KNOW that it's gotta be a Nissan:rolleyes:

Originally posted by i_rebel
Yeah . . .

I'd also like to ask what Yum-Yum drives . . . just so everyone knows . . .

I already KNOW that it's gotta be a Nissan:rolleyes:



Nahhhh, you think?

New smilies :D:D

http://www.plauder-smilies.de/jump.gif http://www.plauder-smilies.de/lach.gif http://www.plauder-smilies.de/happy/xyxthumbs.gif http://www.plauder-smilies.de/happy/invasion.gif

Wow, those are good smileys!http://www.plauder-smilies.de/scatter.gif

And there's like a million of 'em!http://www.plauder-smilies.de/sad/nixweiss.gif

Yum Yum = :angryfire MAD

You want Entertainment?

Pull my finger :finger:



This is what I drive

http://www.automotiveforums.com/img/shortbus.jpg

:monkeypis i_rebel

Originally posted by AF Mascot

This is what I drive
http://www.automotiveforums.com/img/shortbus.jpg


Get a REAL bus

Who appointed you as Mascot anyways? I didn't vote for you.

Originally posted by Porsche

Who appointed you as Mascot anyways? I didn't vote for you.

Ditto that.

I third it. (:confused:) Perhaps we should re-vote.