07-19-2005, 02:57 AM
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Location: Miami, Florida
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SRT-4 vs. G-35 with Noob driver
on my way to meet up with my friends at the local bowling alley i seee
theres a red light and i stop i notice its an empty road and a 4dr. G-35
creeps up next to me. the guy is looking dead at me with all 4 of his
buddies and they are all pointing at me and laughing. i didnt care until
the guy riding shotgun yells at me. "Hey you dumbfuck why did you
waste so much money body kitting that Neon?, and wasting money on
those rims" NOW in furious then i realized he thinks i body kitted my
SRT. so the losers in the G-35 rev it and jump the gun to early. that the
had to back up and line up again with me then the Shotgun kid yells
again to me "yo Homeboy i know you fearing my boy's ride cuz you cant
hang!" i give a quick gimpse at the g-35 in my head i say "hmm looks
stock...and the guy behind the wheel looks like a noob" so the green
drops and i take off that at 3200 rpm i began to burn tire. i quickly
glimps into the rear view..."good i got a car those dumbfucks" and i shift
to 2nd at 5000rpms the at 4500 into 3rd and i decide to call it quits
becuause they really werent gonna get i me i look in the rear view i got
3 cars on the guys. they proceed to to the infamous fly by. then i took
3rd all the way to 5600 and jumped into 4th took off to about 110 then
shut off pulled up to the light made a right then turn into the bowling
alleyas im parking the car they pull into the alley as well all looikng at me
in shock and shotgun boy comes up to me and asked me "what you got
under the hood playa?" i give im a cold look and say "fuckin Noobs" then
he goes "WHatcha mean by that?" i tell him "it means you should stop
abusing you momma's car trying to catch someone and something you
never will, go home motha fucka it's fucking past your bed time anyways"
then shotgun guy goes "ohh yea lets run again then, the the driver
came and said "sorry man i did try my best to get you but you must be
better than what i thought but shit it was fun anyways thanx"they he
goes and pulls shogun guy away from me,and they drove off
I should had slap the living shit out of Shotgun guy
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07-19-2005, 03:16 AM
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Join Date: May 2004
Location: Colleyville, Texas
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Re: SRT-4 vs. G-35 with Noob driver
Good kill....very interesting post style....I woulda just thrown the shotgun guy a beating, but thats just me. Anyways, always fun to put someone in their place like that.
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07-19-2005, 03:19 AM
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On Fire!
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Long Beach, California
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Re: SRT-4 vs. G-35 with Noob driver
Shoulda run them for money the second time... easy $20. 
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I watched 3 of your runs and you were handling it man...On that 40 sec. run, I don't if you hit that cone or if it was jet wash...lol
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07-19-2005, 03:22 AM
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Re: SRT-4 vs. G-35 with Noob driver
damn noobs lol out in mommy and daddy's luxury car hotrodding it...but awesome kill, showed them a lesson
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07-19-2005, 03:33 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Houston, Texas
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Re: SRT-4 vs. G-35 with Noob driver
They thought you were a neon sxt srt-4 look alike and put your car down. I guess this is their first race with a srt-4.
I'll own an 05 Redline with comp package soon. I have plans to have it compete with the srt-4, Trying to make it worth a race.
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07-19-2005, 05:09 AM
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Re: SRT-4 vs. G-35 with Noob driver
i agree you should've made some money off of dem noobz....
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07-19-2005, 05:45 AM
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srs biznis
Join Date: Sep 2004
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Re: SRT-4 vs. G-35 with Noob driver
Nah fo realz playa. U shuda pimp slapt dat shotgun negro an beenz lik "Nugga, werz my $$ suckaz?" Den, Take his m@D Tyt3 Rid3 y0 an pull sum burnzoutz wit dat an sMokt hiz weelz til dey melted down y00. Pwnzzd Akshun der y00!! L33t !!!111!!!!111111!!!!
Good lord it's hard to type like that...
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07-19-2005, 05:59 AM
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Re: SRT-4 vs. G-35 with Noob driver
Damn what friggin punks dude, i woulda whooped his ass
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07-19-2005, 06:06 AM
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Re: Re: SRT-4 vs. G-35 with Noob driver
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Originally Posted by CivRacer95
Nah fo realz playa. U shuda pimp slapt dat shotgun negro an beenz lik "Nugga, werz my $$ suckaz?" Den, Take his m@D Tyt3 Rid3 y0 an pull sum burnzoutz wit dat an sMokt hiz weelz til dey melted down y00. Pwnzzd Akshun der y00!! L33t !!!111!!!!111111!!!!
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hehehehehhe, been waiting to use that one 
Nice race, good putting assholes in their place.
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07-19-2005, 06:59 AM
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srs biznis
Join Date: Sep 2004
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Re: SRT-4 vs. G-35 with Noob driver
There's an "official post your picture" thread in the non specific racing section. This is in the wrong section n00b. Take it there.
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07-19-2005, 07:04 AM
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AF Enthusiast
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Re: SRT-4 vs. G-35 with Noob driver
hahahahahahahaha........well, my mum thinks i'm handsome....
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07-19-2005, 07:13 AM
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srs biznis
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Re: Re: SRT-4 vs. G-35 with Noob driver
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Originally Posted by Right_LiRrr
hahahahahahahaha........well, my mum thinks i'm handsome....
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No she doesn't, she just tells you that so you can sleep soundly at night.
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07-19-2005, 11:31 AM
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Re: SRT-4 vs. G-35 with Noob driver
nahh i think one good ass pimp slap would have done the job to shotgun guy.
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07-19-2005, 01:29 PM
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Very nice kill. Congratulations! Give you props. I don't understand people who don't know what they're racing against. It's just plain stupid. You have to evaluate what the car can do and what cannot. I would never race with SRT4, I don't have sufficient power to rip him. And those folks in Infinity have to be so ashamed of themselves. You put them in their spot.
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07-19-2005, 02:35 PM
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AF Enthusiast
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Pico Rivera, California
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Re: SRT-4 vs. G-35 with Noob driver
good kill. those g35s are no slouches...
sedan
0-60 6.5 secs
1/4 mile 14.68
coupe
0-60 5.8 secs
1/4 mile 14.2
i'd take the coupe anyday ^_^. that took balls to start shit w/ a car full of guys and you alone but hey. they'd never catch you hah.
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