Everybody I know keeps telling me I need to get a hood like the old-school RS (hoodscoop + vents). I know that hood will not fit on my 2004 WRX. Is there one out there that will? And that doesn't look like crap? Not that I have the money right now, but I can add it to the wish-list.

I would also like to know of a vented hood for the late-model Impreza.

The c/f Seibon hoods have "bonus vents" in addition to the scoop (which comes in normal or reverse). They are a bit "extreme," compared to the GC vents...
http://www.jscspeed.com/wrx/body/seibon_bug.htm

You guys are just jealous of my "speed holes." ;)

I always liked the 2.5RS hood. I like it better than the 02 / 03 WRX hoods and way more than the newest hoods with the huge scoops.

Well, the Seibon hood is hideous. Too much venting, not enough style. The huge hoodscoop on the new WRX and even bigger on the STi is a functional part, though, and I don't mind functional huge hoodscoops. They look meaner.