I was out last night hanging with the "racing crowd". Not many people were out.

A guy with a stock 2002 MR2 wanted to race me so we raced. As we were lining up, a red '05 Corvette pulls up along with some other people. I raced the MR2 and beat him by about 3 cars by the time I was in 3rd gear so I shut down.. (had my interior stripped out because we went to the track the night before).

When we get back to the hangout, the guy with the Corvette (he's in his late 40's, early 50's) asked me if I was ready to run him. I thought he was joking around but he was actually serious. I was the fastest one out there besides the 'vette so I guess that's why he wanted to.

I didn't really want to race it because he'd rape me so bad it wouldn't be funny. So they were talking about giving me a "5 second head start", but we agreed to give me a 30mph head start.

So the Corvette is sitting at the light while I'm coming up from behind him holding it at 30mph. When I get next to the vette we both floor it. For a few seconds I'm pulling away of course, but after that I see that I'm not gaining anymore.. he's starting to catch me.. and fast.

We were racing to light pole that almost a 1/4 mile. When we were passing the pole I was ahead by maybe a car and I was doing 110 or so. Just after I passed the pole he FLEW by me.. jesus that thing was fast.

We then turned around and I punched it heading back.. he was about 5 cars behind when he turned around.. he shot past me when I was around 80mph.. by the time I was up to 120mph he was WAAAAAAY up there.. he was probably around 160-170.. who knows.

It was a fun race and really cool to see the new Corvette in action. :bigthumb:

good death man, good death.

nice kill and nice death....at least you got to see the vette in action :smokin: :biggrin:

old rich assholes heh good death

haha BS BS BS



just kidding man.. can't believe you beat a vette... my dad would have a heart attack lol


you do realize that's only because you got a head start and it was for just a short amount of length of road...

so don't let your ego explode over this :)

i think he lost to the vette

i think he lost to the vette

Well, according to our agreement on the terms of the race, I won. He said I could have a 30mph head start and that we were racing to a pole that marked almost a 1/4 mile.

When we got back he said I won fairly, but we all joked about it afterwards.. it was all in good fun.

cool cool

Now you need to get a vanity plate. VETEATR. Just hope veterans don't take it the wrong way. haha.

ahah excellent death and kill, one of the best i've read in a while. you are one of the best deaths writes ont eh forums. :big thumb:

Dude BS i don't believe it. There's no way that puny Vette should've kept up with you after your VVT-i kicked in! I think the supposed "vette" was really a well-disguised honduh.... :greddy2:

Nice death man. :thumbsup:

yeah nice death, those new 'vettes are sick.

It's great seeing 40-50 year old guys street racing in their midlife crisis cars.

Sounded like you gave a good run, but those new vettes are a bitch to beat.

Yeah good run, need to be on top of yoru game to beat a vette...now I bet the rich mid life crisis dudes gonna be so bothered he lost hell trade in his vette for a Ford GT...but I guess that would be a good thing

I wanna run a C6!!!

dude it doesnt matter if you mid age dude, it about the race, and it was a good death, your lucky to see the vette in action, but if you didnt have that 30 mph heaf start, you know what would have happen...

i don't know if i got the jist of that or not. are you trying to say age doesnt matter? im confused. i was just saying...either you have to have a rich mommy and daddy..heh, or be over the age of 40 to drive a new vette. without maxing out the credit card atleast

Effin sick...I woulda loved to see that thing just blow my doors off...A porsche 996 turbo came to Home Depot today...driven by some old dude that looked like he couldn't have been far away from death *sigh*

You shoulda told him you were his long lost son.

so your stock celica gts runs 1/4 mile in 14.7? umm no more like mid 15's

so your stock celica gts runs 1/4 mile in 14.7? umm no more like mid 15's

you should be careful, as he has shown slips on this board confirming that. Apparently he is a good driver.

I saw a C6 today, i was trying to catch up with it but he was going much to fast (and i was too lazy to downshift to 4th to try to catch up).

the C6 is not quck or fast, it is swift.

im surprised it took that long for an 05 vette to catch u, well a 30 mph start is kinda like have a 2 sec head start..and what do they run? mid low 12s? and u run a high 14? i dunno..

i'll back vip 100% on everything. i've ridden with him. he's not bullshitting. he's an excellent driver and actually has slips backing himself up. (unlike alot of us, me included)

You shoulda told him you were his long lost son.
Haha you never know, he might have been a 996 turbo-driving old guy with alzhiemers! :lol2:

TreeFrog..don't be mad that you need a turbo just to keep up with a toyota celica. God damn man. All the stupid shit you've said I'm surpsied you haven't been banned yet.

nice death, thats sounds like fun man. i hate hearing you guys racing storys, my car is cripled right now

Awsome race dude. I went to the vette plant and watched them get built they are absoulty sexy. i kinda like them in the bronze orange and black. that ls2 is differently a monster. I bet it sounded so good to. had a joygasm when i heard one go wot! good times a on the celica makes me sad :( bc u would beat me in the 1/4 at the moment :( :(

so your stock celica gts runs 1/4 mile in 14.7? umm no more like mid 15's


:rolleyes:

Good kill and death,
Street bracket racing, now I've seen everything!

Don't mind TreeFrog, Vip09. He runs 15s. :loser:

Nice kill, and yeah, this is the first time I've seen street bracket racing, lol.

Good kill and death,
Street bracket racing, now I've seen everything!

Nice kill, and yeah, this is the first time I've seen street bracket racing, lol.

Bracket racing is where its at boys, lol.