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Old 04-03-2005, 12:32 PM   #1
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Hospital Pranks

http://maddox.xmission.com/c.cgi?u=jokes

The jokes are so incredible stupid and mean you cant help but laugh
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Old 04-03-2005, 01:14 PM   #2
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Re: Hospital Pranks

"Is someone you know anorexic? A good joke would be to tell them that they're fat. They'll laugh because anorexic people aren't fat. HAHAH"

That's great
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Old 04-03-2005, 02:15 PM   #3
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Re: Hospital Pranks

How about some baby swapping? Always a good joke to play is swapping babies in then nursery room. When the parents find out 20 years down the line, they'll all laugh.

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Old 04-03-2005, 04:45 PM   #4
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Re: Hospital Pranks

Hahah...maddox is going to hell but at least he's entertaining all of us on the way.
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Old 04-03-2005, 08:06 PM   #5
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Re: Re: Hospital Pranks

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How about some baby swapping? Always a good joke to play is swapping babies in then nursery room. When the parents find out 20 years down the line, they'll all laugh.

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Especially if the babies are of different race.
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Old 04-04-2005, 12:01 AM   #6
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I heart Maddox!
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Old 04-04-2005, 07:30 AM   #7
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he's done 3 articles since 2004, man, the guys just run out. His article on Ben Stiller was awesome, I loved it, but it wasn't funny.

I haven't laughed at one of this pages since 2003.
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Old 04-04-2005, 08:11 AM   #8
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Re: Hospital Pranks

LMAO, thats awesome. I am going to try some of those .
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Mental ward mayhem one is great
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Old 04-04-2005, 01:04 PM   #10
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he's done 3 articles since 2004, man, the guys just run out. His article on Ben Stiller was awesome, I loved it, but it wasn't funny.

I haven't laughed at one of this pages since 2003.
Thats because he was writing a book.
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Old 04-05-2005, 03:37 AM   #11
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Re: Hospital Pranks

so fuckin stupid its funny.

"Everyone will get a good laugh." lol... ohhhhh, thats retarded....
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Old 04-05-2005, 05:58 AM   #12
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Thats because he was writing a book.

oh yeah? I didn't know that, sweet, it's probably about him owning everyone (I'd buy it!)

man, his earlyer pages made me cry they were so funny, one I remember is the internet one, hehe, top class comedy, the guys' a genius.
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Those are really funny. I wish i would have had that list when i spent some time in a hospital.
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Old 04-06-2005, 11:28 AM   #14
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hahahahha those are so morally bad they're hilarious...
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Old 04-06-2005, 12:15 PM   #15
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hahahaha nice to read once you're OUT of the hospital...
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