One day, at Fred's "We're gonna treat you right" Suzuki Hundai Mazda Jeep Eagle Dodge New and Used Car Lot, an overhead flourescent light bulb went out. Since no one there had any experience in much besides excellent manipulation of phrases such as "That air is Cooooold..." and "For a fourbanger, this baby's got some punch," they decided it would be best to put their heads together and discuss the best way to change the bulb. After a few minutes of conversation discussing who would do what, the head saleman sat down for a moment at his calculator, then got a big smile. Anxious, another saleman said, "Ok already, how do we do this, how many of us will it take. I'm hungry and wanna go eat." The head salesman looked up with his smile and said, "you know, I think you're gonna be real happy with how this turned out."
(Ok, ok, i'm trying here. gotta be better than my last one...)
I'll keep trying. (or end up banned from the joke forum!)
