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Old 03-07-2005, 10:23 PM   #1
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what happens if...
a mercedes hits a phone pole?

the mercedes "benz"

haw haw haw
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Old 03-08-2005, 09:26 AM   #2
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Old 03-08-2005, 06:54 PM   #3
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...thats the idea?
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Old 03-13-2005, 03:34 PM   #4
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dry,,,,,very dry. Bob Newhart would be proud.
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Old 03-14-2005, 03:55 AM   #5
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What do you do if a kid steps in front of your Intrepid?

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Old 03-14-2005, 09:37 AM   #6
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I like the Interpid one better than the Mercedes. Both were cheesy, but both definitely made me laugh out loud for a second.
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Old 03-25-2005, 04:01 AM   #7
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wow guys, some pretty hilarious stuff in here. j/k, i thought both left a little to be desired, but the intrepid one gave me a chuckle.
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Old 07-27-2005, 10:42 AM   #8
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Re: what happens if...
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a mercedes hits a phone pole?

the mercedes "benz"

haw haw haw

THAT WAS EXTREMELY LAME DUDE U NEED TO FIND BETTER JOKES SO U CAN MAKE A GOOD NAME FOR UR SELF, CUZ RITE NOW IT AINT LOOKIN GOOD!!!!!!!!
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Old 07-27-2005, 12:19 PM   #9
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It's one of those cases where the pun is so horrible, grimace-inducing, and tasteless that it's actually funny.
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Old 07-28-2005, 04:04 PM   #10
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sigh*.........*shakes head*
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Old 08-27-2005, 01:05 PM   #11
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Lol like the second one....
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THAT WAS EXTREMELY LAME DUDE U NEED TO FIND BETTER JOKES SO U CAN MAKE A GOOD NAME FOR UR SELF, CUZ RITE NOW IT AINT LOOKIN GOOD!!!!!!!!

wow...ALL CAPS IS GREAT WAY TO PISS PEOPLE OF TOO! AND WHAT IS THIS 8 MILE?? WE HAVE TO MAKE A NAME FOR OURSELF?!? OOOOOKAY...
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Old 09-05-2005, 12:07 AM   #13
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they both sucked...
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