OK I have been kicking this idea around with our global mod Hypsi and I think that since most of us(yes I am including myself in this) enjoy a good goof and it had been pointed out by fellow mods and members that it gets in the way of a member getting our opinions or help. So this thread will be for funny story's about fellow members, Jokes you have heard or just regular good old poking fun. Having said this and trying this out lets try and keep all other threads on topic, lets not use this as a chat room either (we are not going to have another girls in the forum mess here). Most important rule follow AF GUIDELINES LISTED HERE-http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbu...guidelines.html (http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/guidelines.html) .

John

this is a good idea, lets see how well it holds...

girls in the forum mess here


best thread ever...

i still dont get the jello jokes, never went back to read what the hell you guys were talkin about...

I am hoping this will work out as good as it did in my head but then again there are so many voice talking in there who can concentrate. BTW I will start the banter off. Geno's breath smells like cat food

thats funny cause my cat's breath smells like cat food too...

i still dont get the jello jokes, never went back to read what the hell you guys were talkin about...
Well you really only have to read one post to get the whole Jello thing. http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=245422&page=4&pp=15

John

Geno's breath smells like cat food

I think there is good reason for that...Hes gonna have to stop that if he ever wants a date since that smell isn't very appealing, and taking them to the local humane society isn't cool either. Now if we could only get him fixed...:eek:

I would be carefull at poking fun of Geno. He has been known to slaughter peoples loved one's with no warning(I'm lucky I only love myself) and I will use any of you as a shield if it comes to that.

John

and Formula's breath smells like used tampons.

Genos Breath Smells Like POOP.

ahhh the memories..... *tear*

precious, arent they?

almost as precious as my cars

cuda's breath smells like chevy_chic.

=O Yer ugly and your face looks like an ape went crazy on it.

LT1 is the coolest Mod EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!

TAMAX is the biggest Tool EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kasey Makes The Best Keebler Elf Cookies EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

John is the best rearend servicer ;) EVER!!!!!!

now that just gross...

anybody watch this show on history channel: full throttle?

was it on again and i missed it AGAIN?!?!

its just about over (on the east coast). its not a great show. the garage and race parts are pretty week, but it gives a great history of the cars that are on the show. thats the only reason i watch it...

anybody watch this show on history channel: full throttle?


I hate the "turbo twins" worse public display of incest there has ever been.

I refuse to watch that show after the butcher job on the GN's... they have to be the biggest toolsheds out there. I think chris walker ranks higher than they do

there's a little bit of venom in that post. i cant stand those twins, it doesnt even seem that they know much of anything about cars...

i wholey agree, that gn episode was a mockery. the history stuff is the only saving grace of the show.

what's a history channel?

kindof like the discovery channel on steroids, a channel packed full of documentaries and educational programs. it doesnt rott your brain, teaches you stuff, and actually has good programming on it. in other words: its not MTV

What would the outcome be if i gave Geno a nipple twister?

a pool of blood on your kitchen floor.

well, obviously i havent been around for a while, but i just wanted to say congradulations to Formula for the promotion. glad it happend, and try not to fall to the dark side. ;)

hey guys.. lets all play pig pile on John and pinch his ass.. lol

Thanks 89 and I will try and keep these a$$ monkey's under control.

John

well, obviously i havent been around for a while, but i just wanted to say congradulations to Formula for the promotion. glad it happend, and try not to fall to the dark side. ;)
Johns already been up and elfs ass and back so the dark side you speak of should be nothing......

so what benifits come with your new promotion as Mod john, do you get health isurance, dental care, life time supply of kitty litter some free BJs?

^steak

eww why would he want that i said benifits not artery cloggers, anyway im donating blood tomorrow and they told me to eat something with protein like steak, crazy bastards, im eating a peanutbutter and jelly sandwitch

so what benifits come with your new promotion as Mod john, do you get health isurance, dental care, life time supply of kitty litter some free BJs?
Ridicule and a complete lack of respect from my fellow members among a few of the things.

Ridicule and a complete lack of respect from my fellow members among a few of the things.
what more could you ask for

John, I am you father. Join me and together we can rule the forum as father and son...

Ridicule and a complete lack of respect from my fellow members among a few of the things.


If you insist

You can all kiss my ban stick.:icon16:

John, I am you father. Join me and together we can rule the forum as father and son...Just cause you had that thing with my mom does not mean I am going to call you daddy.

eww why would he want that i said benifits not artery cloggers, anyway im donating blood tomorrow and they told me to eat something with protein like steak, crazy bastards, im eating a peanutbutter and jelly sandwitch


you'd rather eat a PB&J sandwitch instead of a steak????? are you crazy?! lol

i sware u guys make my damn day.... if i need a laugh im sure to get one in here

eww why would he want that i said benifits not artery cloggers, anyway im donating blood tomorrow and they told me to eat something with protein like steak, crazy bastards, im eating a peanutbutter and jelly sandwitch
Damn.... I sure as shit hope I dont get any of your blood...... :nutkick:

damn hippies and their no meat diets...

Good show on Speed channel. They are talking about RS, SS, and Firechickens now, but not sure what it will show later. Thought you might want to turn it on if you didn't have anything better to do(like me). Oh, by the way, its American Muscle Car... "Street Legal" is the name of the episode.
EDIT: sorry, didn't realize how soon it would end! They started getting into the aftermarket a bit and mentioned some of SLP's parts for Camaros. Maybe they'll replay it soon...

speed channel has a really awsome show about old muscle cars, which i forget the name of it. they take old completely restored to show room condition cars and run em through the paces. 1/4, 0-60, slalom, braking, and such and then grade the cars. its pretty interesting to see what the different manufacturer's cars could do against each other back in the day...

Today i had to listen to some kid with a 94 Z28 talk shit to a guy he doesn't even know. One of my teachers last semester and a good friend who has a pretty fast wagon. Douche bag, i need a Jager Bomb or something, i'm bored as fuck, anyone wanna take E shots with me?

Today i had to listen to some kid with a 94 Z28 talk shit to a guy he doesn't even know. One of my teachers last semester and a good friend who has a pretty fast wagon. Douche bag, i need a Jager Bomb or something, i'm bored as fuck, anyone wanna take E shots with me?


E-shots???

sounds like something you would pay extra for at a vegas whore house :eek7: Why are you asking us to do that with you???

To take shots with me?

Ok i'll do them alone.

To take shots with me?

Ok i'll do them alone.

I was just messing with ya man LOL

I would take shots with you any day

And I will do lots of real shots of SoCo & lime and will dance like a monkey on my web cam. If this helps.

oi lt1, haha talkin aussuie aagin[ what can a gy do to get on tha t shit list of yours clkiy

oi lt1, haha talkin aussuie aagin[ what can a gy do to get on tha t shit list of yours clkiyVote against me for being a mod.(JK, get over here and twist Geno's nipples)

update on the blood donation: so they told me i have O+ blood and its good for a lot of people, but i have a very rare type of anti-body, that helps heal quicker and prevents diseases, giving me good health, so i guess not eating steak paid off huh guys, so now they label my blood as "rare" and i can sell it for good cash instead of donating

Well then Geno is going to cost you some cash when he bath's you in your kitchen with it.

John

Geno better back off my blood unless he is hooking me up with a lifetime supply of KFC so whats the deal GENO!?

And I will do lots of real shots of SoCo & lime and will dance like a monkey on my web cam. If this helps.

or you could not be a girl and take the soco straight up