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11-19-2004, 09:57 PM
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Is that carbon fiber?
thats right, duct tape. Sigh... It's beautiful.
11-20-2004, 05:32 PM
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Re: Is that carbon fiber?
You mean the whole hood is made of...duct tape?
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11-21-2004, 03:20 PM
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Re: Is that carbon fiber?
That's what it looks like. Notice the streaks?
11-22-2004, 10:22 PM
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Re: Re: Is that carbon fiber?
The whole car is covered bumper to bumper in duct tape, with big fat electrical tape stripes on the side.
12-07-2004, 04:33 PM
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Re: Is that carbon fiber?
dude, thats stupid
12-10-2004, 10:07 AM
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Re: Re: Is that carbon fiber?
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dude, thats stupid
Stupid funny you mean, haha
12-10-2004, 10:35 AM
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Re: Is that carbon fiber?
That's halarious. On an f'in van too!
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12-14-2004, 11:40 PM
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Re: Is that carbon fiber?
i love the hood ornament
01-08-2005, 02:53 PM
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Re: Re: Re: Is that carbon fiber?
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The whole car is covered bumper to bumper in duct tape, with big fat electrical tape stripes on the side.
Well, that's really light in weight...and don't need to pay a lot after getting into accidents...
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01-12-2005, 11:33 PM
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Re: Is that carbon fiber?
shhhhhh
you might start a new ricer trend!
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01-15-2005, 03:40 AM
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Re: Is that carbon fiber?
duct tape really does fix everything.
02-15-2005, 12:04 PM
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except ducts!
02-15-2005, 01:59 PM
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Re: Is that carbon fiber?
How bored were you when you acheived this? On the other hand how much did you spend in tape and how long did it take?
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02-27-2005, 01:09 AM
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Re: Re: Is that carbon fiber?
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How bored were you when you acheived this? On the other hand how much did you spend in tape and how long did it take?
I guess it takes about 2 to 3 rolls...
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03-06-2005, 03:00 PM
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Re: Is that carbon fiber?
LMAO, thats really sad.
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