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Old 11-11-2004, 09:20 PM   #1
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Talking Another lame cop joke

I just heard this as part of a commercial, so don't blame me if its lame!

A smart-aleck young man gets pulled over one night for weaving on the road.

The officer says, son your eyes look awful red and blood shot, have you been drinking.

The young man looks up at the cop and says:
Your eyes look awful glazed, have you been eating donuts?!!!!!!
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Old 01-20-2005, 09:00 PM   #2
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That has to be one of the oldest cop jokes I have ever heard. But it is still kind of funny, cause all the cops around here weigh lke 200lbs and are always at the donut place buying "coffee". Or thats what they want us to think.... (As the employees had them a huge unmarked bad of donuts)
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Old 01-23-2005, 03:48 PM   #3
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Re: Another lame cop joke

Ive never heard that one before, even if its old. I like it. I wonder what the officer could do if you said that, and your papers were all legit, and everything was all legal.
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Old 04-28-2006, 01:54 AM   #4
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Re: Another lame cop joke

^^^ if he couldn't get you for SOMETHING he'd have never pulled you over
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Old 05-18-2006, 01:00 PM   #5
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Re: Another lame cop joke

MY god.. thats a first, ive never heard that one, i had a nice little laugh
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Old 02-05-2007, 11:22 PM   #6
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Re: Another lame cop joke

What was the commercial for????
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Old 02-07-2007, 05:58 PM   #7
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Re: Another lame cop joke

Probably for doughnuts, or beer. Nice find
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