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Fastest aspire on the planet


nose-gobblin
11-03-2004, 07:21 PM
When i say this there arent many people who belive me but TRUst me this car exists, ive drivin it and eveything

My freind has a 96 aspire and when he bought it the engine was DEAD. so he took a loan from the band for 15,000!!! and we had some fun. L)
We took the rear end out of my 87 ranger and put it in the aspire, to a subframe that we rigged up, took the engine and tranny out end just sealed off the engine compartment with sheet metal and rivits. he bought abrand new create japanese acura engine and 6 speed automatice transmission. Then the fun begins, WE put the engine is the truck of this car, YEA IN THE TRunk, new ford f150 springs where put in it and a custom cdrive shaft, the whole engine is at a 37 dewgre angle to fit the rear end and had acustom oil pan made for it so it wouldnt blow seals at that angle. so when we finished the car 15000 dollars and 750 HOURS of CRAPPY ASSFIRE THE car was done and wedrove t and HOLEY MOLEY BAT MAN is that car fricken fast. so far we have gone through 3 sets of tires on 4000 miles yea, belive it some how ill try to get pics of it. FAST!!!!!!!! and purple HAHAHAHAH!

andr3w
11-04-2004, 07:22 PM
you did all that to this thing but you still put an automatic transmission in it? what's the point?

nose-gobblin
11-28-2004, 09:40 PM
Had no choise the tranny is at a 45 degre angle and in the back seat coulnt shift a 5-speed like that

focusyn
12-17-2004, 04:15 PM
you did all that to this thing but you still put an automatic transmission in it? what's the point?

Whats the point, period?

jeffescortlx
12-17-2004, 05:56 PM
Why would you need the rear end of a 87 Ranger if you used a acura transmission?

Why would you spend $15000?

Post some damn pic's.

pimprolla112
12-19-2004, 11:56 AM
sounds more like a waste of time and money. isnt the aspire front wheel drive you wouldnt need a rear end or the f-150 springs thats oer kill. post so pics this dude sounds retarded for wasting his money on something so stupid.

fredjacksonsan
01-19-2005, 10:52 AM
:worthless: without pictures

Duncan626
01-19-2005, 09:58 PM
:worthless: without pictures

I agree...sounds like beer-fueled fantasy. Fun, but pointless.

dampachi
01-20-2005, 12:29 AM
oh god...:useless:

mi69camaro
02-22-2005, 09:28 PM
if u really have it i want to see pic'z < > My Cuzin Is Gonna Give me Her Ford Aspire and we want to do something to it ~lol~

pimprolla112
02-23-2005, 07:59 AM
I want to see some pics too if you put the rear form a ranger in the front assuming this since the motor was in the trunk how would you turn the wheels. Til i see some pics this story sounds like BULLSHIT.

52172
04-06-2005, 10:25 PM
well all i can say is if u did do this and i dont think u did u just wasted alot of time and money i bought my assfire for 400 and it was a waste of money and i will never put a dollar more into it aspires suck ass and anybody that wants 1 is gay the only reason i got it is because the fucker said it goes far on a gallon and he was wrong i get just as good milage with my monte carlo

andr3w
04-06-2005, 10:40 PM
well all i can say is if u did do this and i dont think u did u just wasted alot of time and money i bought my assfire for 400 and it was a waste of money and i will never put a dollar more into it aspires suck ass and anybody that wants 1 is gay the only reason i got it is because the fucker said it goes far on a gallon and he was wrong i get just as good milage with my monte carlo


If you're not getting good mileage with your aspire, there's either somethign wrong with it or you're a stupid cunt and can't drive stick.

escort357
07-19-2005, 04:47 AM
well all i can say is if u did do this and i dont think u did u just wasted alot of time and money i bought my assfire for 400 and it was a waste of money and i will never put a dollar more into it aspires suck ass and anybody that wants 1 is gay the only reason i got it is because the fucker said it goes far on a gallon and he was wrong i get just as good milage with my monte carlo

Yeah, sure. The only way you can get that good of mileage with a Monte Carlo is if you put the car in neutral and have your buddies push it where ever you want to go. The Aspire would probably be better for that too. It's lighter. :biggrin:

Big_sPike
07-21-2006, 09:42 AM
i agree ive got a 95 that gets killer gas milage even after it was almost totalled when it took the life of a deer and this story does sound like bullshit who spends that much on fucking tires ??

pimprolla112
07-21-2006, 11:56 AM
OLd thread dude.

pod
08-10-2006, 05:16 AM
i think that i should have that title,i got mine to 110 stock with 4 people in it and got pulled over doing 70 in a 35... by a cop that drove an aspire none the less... but that last one wasnt my fault... the mndot people took the signs down a day before and didnt put them back up

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