I lent my car to my little brother to drive up to Maine this morning. He'll be gone until wednesday, and I'm stuck driving my friend's spare car: a fucking 1994 Geo Metro.
A list of its mods:

half the paint peeled off (better aerodynamics)
seat stuffing ripped out, cigarette burn holes everywhere (reduced body weight)
cracked windshield (dynamic ventilation)
engine rattle (prevents falling asleep at the wheel)
entire car starts to shake at 55 mph (alerts you when approaching the speed limit)
windows do not roll down (anti-theft system)

As you can see, he has done a lot of work on this car and he takes a lot of pride in it. I'm thinking of making some improvements before I return it, so vote for the next mod I should put in, to thank him for the use of his sweet ride!

ummm how bout not be a dick an be happy your ass wasn't walking

cause you know all my friends spare cars are Lotuses ........

sure sounds like a shitty ride but dont bitch

Awww, you are so considerate of my friend's feelings. So warm and sensitive. I'm not going to go into my life story to explain why I shouldn't be the one driving the shitbox because it's a FUCKING JOKE and I figured someone in here might have a sense of humor!
But if you want you can give me your phone number and he'll call you up to come over and suck his dick.

id say skip all the mods and take it to the demolition derby
oppss
sounds like it already has been

how about making hole in the hood for engine ventilation? and hmm...putting 50 pund son the back for proper weight distribution?

In all honesty, I would love it if I had the money to soup it up over the next 3 days. He's embarrassed to drive it, too. That would be so funny to give it back to him with chrome rims, a huge exhaust pipe, and lime green paint job. He'd still be embarrassed by it, but it would be a better kind of embarrassment.

I don't even know where the hell you would get a CAI for a 3-cylinder Metro... :)

get some fak spinners at an auto parts store.
that shit is so funny to see people actualy think there cool with them

its a metro...u can put $100,000 into it and it will still be a piece of shit metro, shit id be embarrased to have it sit in my driveway! sorry if i offend anyone but if theres one car that i hate with a passion its a damn geo metro...there always the ones in the fast lane goin 42mph on the highway!
damn metros!!

Awww, you are so considerate of my friend's feelings. So warm and sensitive. I'm not going to go into my life story to explain why I shouldn't be the one driving the shitbox because it's a FUCKING JOKE and I figured someone in here might have a sense of humor!
But if you want you can give me your phone number and he'll call you up to come over and suck his dick.
go cry you faggot your the one driving a metro not I :loser: you sure seem to be qutie angry did your father find out about daddy #2 and take it out on you?
Why should you bother bitching there is no reason you shouldn't be sucking his dick for not making you be mobbing some nikes.

Ohh and give me my cock back.

get some fak spinners at an auto parts store.
that shit is so funny to see people actualy think there cool with them

My personal favorite was seeing a soccer mom in her Dodge Caravan with altezzas and spinners. I'd be embarrassed to stand next to something like that, let alone be caught driving one.
I agree though, stop by PepBoys or something and pick up a set of fake spinners and slap em on the Metro. And i've got to mention this: :useless:

get some fak spinners at an auto parts store.
that shit is so funny to see people actualy think there cool with them
funny thing is that they don't make fake spinners that fit the wheels on metros. I know this because my friend got a 89 metro for free and we riced it out bad. Silver flames with purple and blue tips. DIY hood scoop, chopped springs, about 5" drop in front and 4" drop in back. Aiwa CD/MP3 player, 2 old Kicker subs and 100 watt MTX amp. Walmart tweeters ON the dash. I have pics, but have to get them developed.

BTW: my vote is to chop the top. A guy rolled into the local hangout with an old toyota truck with the top chopped off, funniest shit I've ever seen.

man, i think i would just be riding my bike

did your father find out about daddy #2 and take it out on you?

not making you be mobbing some nikes.

Ohh and give me my cock back.

Guess I'm going to have to let AcneSniper win this one, because I don't know what the hell he's talking about. Maybe I'm too old or too white, but none of that made any sense to me.

If I took his cock, how is that a burn on me? I'm confused.

your just too white
but thats not your falt now is it

ohh i get it
he is still looking for his cock.
and has yet to find it and probably wont because he doents have one


now lets wait and see what Ace$nyper has to say
manybe another remark only he will understand

Guess I'm going to have to let AcneSniper win this one, because I don't know what the hell he's talking about. Maybe I'm too old or too white, but none of that made any sense to me.

If I took his cock, how is that a burn on me? I'm confused.
Im sorry I dont speak moron. Must I repharse for you? Your a spoiled little fuckwit. If I didn't have my car and needed to make a huge trip i'd be damn happy someone lent me something no matter how shitty it is.

your an asshole and a terrible friend for not kissing your buddys feet for lending you his car albiet a POS.

Too old and white what kinda of insult is that ehh i should go easy on Jerrys kids shouldn't I?

And what i mean get off my cock is you and exman seem to follow each on of my posts don't you have real lives? cars to tune jobs? My guess is no.

What do you mean I'm following you around??
This is MY thread, dipshit!!!

And yeah, I have a job - it's a pretty sweet one. I'm "working" right now. You wouldn't know shit about it, college boy.

But I assure you, later tonight I'll go home and try "mobbing some nikes", whatever the fuck that means. Maybe then I'll be able to see what you were talking about, and we can be on the same page here.

Speaking of being on somebody's nuts, why are you back here? We had moved on from that. As you can see, everyone else got the joke.

Go mob some nikes, AcneSniper.

college boy i'm hurting there sorry that i can do both work *at now myself* and go to college.

By following me Look after i posted in your thread some how you and exman seem to find each one of my posts in the 92 + civic area and bother me.

dude mobbing some nikes how can you not know that?!?!
its like 10 year old slang! It apears what I have to do is put it in plain english. BE HAPPY YOUR SPOILED ASS ISN'T WALKING TO ANOTHER STATE.

you've proven you suck at life. Now i think i'll get back to starcraft on the company dollar.

i can do both work *at now myself* and go to college.

its like 10 year old slang!

Now i think i'll get back to starcraft on the company dollar.



You can "work at now" yourself? What does THAT mean? I think it's probably for the best that you're continuing your education, because it's clear that you need it.

Is mobbing like some kind of Amish slang or something? That shit might have meant something out there in Lancaster county or wherever the hell you live but it never meant shit here in New York.

And again you lost me. What is Starcraft? Some kind of dungeons and dragons shit? I didn't think Amish people were allowed to play that stuff.

You seem like a very complex and troubled fellow. I'll be here at my desk until 4:00, if you'd like to discuss your problems.

this guy iscnot so smart
but thats just what i think
also- Ace$nyper
GET OFF MY COCK

O.K. fine if you must nitpick on grammer I'll maybe put some effort into good typing.
I do find it funny you bitch about my grammer and then can't even quote me right!
As a stated before mobbing is real old slang from the early 90s.
Starcraft is an old comp game i like to play on my lunch break but i guess that makes me a D&D nerd right?
What problems do i have i'm not the one crying about being lent a car. your a spoiled little boy.

Exman i'm not your little brother who you sneak into your room late at night so i've never been on your cock and never will be.

Both of your rebuttles are getting weaker and weaker. I assume your both getting mad thats too funny being pissed at some net shit.

Kafziel and exman98, why don't you both shut the f*ck up. I am so sick of this flame war bullsh*t. It's your f*cking thread? Who gives a sh*t, it's a waste of bandwidth and it's turned into a complete friggin flame war. I don't came who's thread it was. It's not that thread anymore, it's just an "insult other members and try to gang up on um while flamin em" thread. Your insults arn't even that good. What is starcraft? that after you claim your too old or too white? If you were "too old," you'd have heard of starcraft, since it's an old school computer game...and you've never heard the slang term mobbin? I mean come on, you flame, but you can't even flame straight.

Then again, that's all you guys seem to do, try to flame and argue.

"Their all being mean and jumping down my throat" when we are actually helping you.

or

"I am not trying to start a fight or argue but.." when that was exactly what you were doing.

Man, get off this power trip and quit the flaming sh*t, cuz a hell of a lot of us are getting damn sick of both your games.

I mean, all Ace$nyper was trying to say at first was don't bitch and complain, don't look a gift horse in the mouth and kick it. The car may suck, but be glad you've got wheels while yours are away. Your friend didn't have to let you use it, you could be stuck walking or on a bike. I was in Seattle this weekend, and while I was gone, a drunk driver rounded the corner onto the road my gf lives on going 50mph and hit both of their cars as they were parked in front of the house at 1:45am. He pushed her's back 13 ft, her moms van back 26 feet. The impact pushed them backwards going close to 30mph. Body damage, tranny damage, the cars are screwed. Her's is totaled for sure, her moms most likely is too. So now they got no cars, nothing. No way to get around. All of the car were ruined in the period of a few seconds cuz of some drunk jerk. They'd be happy to have a car right now, ANY POS car would provide transportation and help. They have no way to get the the store, no way to go to work, etc. It's too far to walk, plus you can't walk on the freeway.

And you have decided to complain that your buddy let you use his car? For free. Yes, it's a crappy car. Yes, you'd rather drive something else...but at least you HAVE a car someone can and will let you borrow. Some people arn't that lucky. As I said, don't look a gift horse in the mouth and kick it.

Now please stop all this pointless BS.

im not angry at any one- just havin fun
sorry to hear about your GF car and all

but maybe everyone missed his first sentince.
he loand his car to his brother.

and odviosly this has pland.
it was a thread that was suppost to be funny.


peace

im not angry at any one- just havin fun
sorry to hear about your GF car and all

but maybe everyone missed his first sentince.
he loand his car to his brother.

and odviosly this has pland.
it was a thread that was suppost to be funny.


peace

Trying to have fun or not, the flaming and insults in this thread are really not "having fun." I don't care what you or anyone else calls it, it's a waste of bandwidth and is counterproductive.

I didn't miss the first post. It's HIS FAULT he's without a car. He CHOSE to lend it to his brother. That was HIS CHOICE. He is WITHOUT A CAR because of it. Now, his friend DIDN'T HAVE TO BE COOL and lend him his car. He could have been said no, you can't borrow it. If that was the case, he would be stuck walking, STUCK WITH NO CAR, until his little brother got back.

But his friend WAS COOL, he let him borrow his car. He didn't have to let him borrow it. As I said, don't look a gift horse in the mouth and kick it.

here we go
just kinding

this thread was just for shits and giggle
i found it funny

it was a thread that was suppost to be funny.


ONE: If you're going to try and be funny, try do it where people aren't laughing, not because of what you did, but because of your poor grasp of the english language, and the spelling of its words.

TWO: This is thread is not funny (other than the comical language), just annoying.

This is a warning for the two biggest idiots in this thread (Hint: if you think it might be you, then it IS you): quit annoying people so much that they have to PM a mod to step in to halt the idiocy.

This is the one and only warning. Next one is a vacation, and after that, it's permanent. Just because it's summer-off from your elemantary-school, doesn't mean the rest of us have to suffer.

This is also an open invitation to anybody else the grade-school rejects annoy: PM me, and/or report the thread. Don't try to flame back, as it will just lead to both of you getting warned, or maybe banned. Just because you're the "defender", doesn't mean you're any less guilty of flaming.

Thread closed.