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07-20-2004, 09:55 PM
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JoKe
you are driving down the road and get pulled over. you have at least a dozen sacks of dope in the car and a 12 fully loaded shotgun. do u let him arrest you or blow his head off!?
07-21-2004, 08:02 AM
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Re: JoKe
Why'd you get pulled over?
Minor infraction: Play cool, hide the gun, take the ticket, thank the officer, keep on moving.
Major fuch up: get arrested
How is this a joke?
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07-21-2004, 11:03 AM
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Re: JoKe
....U dont hear jokes much....2 answers...not serious.
07-22-2004, 01:41 AM
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Re: JoKe
Maybe, but I still don't see where this is funny.
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07-23-2004, 12:01 PM
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Re: JoKe
to those that answered blow his head off, i hope ur were females...
lol
07-24-2004, 12:46 PM
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Re: JoKe
Oh i get it, still not funny
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07-25-2004, 02:14 AM
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Re: JoKe
friggin lame.
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08-05-2004, 10:11 PM
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Re: JoKe
ummmm...
08-09-2004, 12:51 AM
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08-29-2004, 08:04 PM
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Re: JoKe
why not just share the pot with him??!?!?!
08-31-2004, 10:11 AM
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Re: JoKe
whoa!! this was over a month ago...(too slow)
09-01-2004, 03:03 AM
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Re: JoKe
meh just stumbled over a crappy joke and thoght i'd poke fun of it lil.
10-20-2004, 11:33 AM
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Re: JoKe
Voted to blow him away. You might get like 20 years for the crime, might as well take a chance, especially if you're older, 50s or 60s. That's probably what I'll do when I'm like 80, and have lived my life.
10-31-2004, 11:13 PM
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Re: Re: JoKe
Quote:
Originally Posted by clawhammer
Voted to blow him away. You might get like 20 years for the crime, might as well take a chance, especially if you're older, 50s or 60s. That's probably what I'll do when I'm like 80, and have lived my life.
exactly!!
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11-01-2004, 09:14 AM
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Re: JoKe
Im guessing you guys didnt get it. "Blow him away." blowjob. Funny, joke, haha...not really. hopefully this will be the last post in this 3 month old thread.
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