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get hard time 11 36.67%
blow his head off 19 63.33%
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Old 07-20-2004, 09:55 PM   #1
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you are driving down the road and get pulled over. you have at least a dozen sacks of dope in the car and a 12 fully loaded shotgun. do u let him arrest you or blow his head off!?
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Old 07-21-2004, 08:02 AM   #2
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Why'd you get pulled over?

Minor infraction: Play cool, hide the gun, take the ticket, thank the officer, keep on moving.

Major fuch up: get arrested

How is this a joke?
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Old 07-21-2004, 11:03 AM   #3
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....U dont hear jokes much....2 answers...not serious.
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Old 07-22-2004, 01:41 AM   #4
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Maybe, but I still don't see where this is funny.
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Old 07-23-2004, 12:01 PM   #5
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to those that answered blow his head off, i hope ur were females...lol
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Old 07-24-2004, 12:46 PM   #6
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Oh i get it, still not funny
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Old 07-25-2004, 02:14 AM   #7
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friggin lame.
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Old 08-05-2004, 10:11 PM   #8
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ummmm...
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Old 08-09-2004, 12:51 AM   #9
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Old 08-29-2004, 08:04 PM   #10
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why not just share the pot with him??!?!?!
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Old 08-31-2004, 10:11 AM   #11
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whoa!! this was over a month ago...(too slow)
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Old 09-01-2004, 03:03 AM   #12
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meh just stumbled over a crappy joke and thoght i'd poke fun of it lil.
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Old 10-20-2004, 11:33 AM   #13
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Voted to blow him away. You might get like 20 years for the crime, might as well take a chance, especially if you're older, 50s or 60s. That's probably what I'll do when I'm like 80, and have lived my life.
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Old 10-31-2004, 11:13 PM   #14
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Voted to blow him away. You might get like 20 years for the crime, might as well take a chance, especially if you're older, 50s or 60s. That's probably what I'll do when I'm like 80, and have lived my life.
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Old 11-01-2004, 09:14 AM   #15
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Im guessing you guys didnt get it. "Blow him away." blowjob. Funny, joke, haha...not really. hopefully this will be the last post in this 3 month old thread.
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