It's simple. I start off the story. Where I leave off, the next person picks up. The point is to let it get funny, crazy. Postwhores are gonna love this, since apparently, I don't have a sense of humor.


One fine day, President Clinton went out to the front porch of his brand new house. As he went to pick up his newspaper, what should catch his eye than.......

...a little monkey standing but 2 feet tall. He was carrying a sack lunch and a golf club. Casually, he walked across the lawn of President Clinton's house. Opening his lunch bag, he handed him a...

...a note saying for him to undress,turn to his right and spin around 4 times. Jump up and down 7 times, then for him to bend over with his arse facing the........

...gardner. The gardner, Juan Pablo, was so excited that he took his nuts and shoved them up......

...the Garden hose to cool them down. "Aye Aye Aye!" Exclaimed Don Pedro as he noticed the former president getting "inspected" by a lemur.

and wondered how that hampster crawled up his arse!! Holy......

...Macaroni" was his only thought. However, he soon gained his composure and his thoughts changed to "how could they leave me out?". Then, he picked up a potted daisy and a bag of miracle grow and said "I'm going to take this and....

grow a new hybrid weed. The need to smoke was high on the list so he quickly grabbed his......

roach can . . . hoping that he could find enough unburned seeds to plant.

He knows he leaves at least three roaches a day in there . . . between watering the lawn . . . and laying pipe to the former first lady.

When he checked the "Chock Full 'O Nuts" can, it was . . .

full of monkey balls. So he popped on in his mouth and went on his way. As he walked to the local Stop N Shop, he bumps into......

Mr. T who asks him "What you doin' in ma store fool?" Clinton decides to take it outside where....

Monica Lewinsky comes by and says if he wants to hook up. So he takes his electric shaver and blender and.....

Skins Mr. T's ass with the shaver, while mixing some drinks in the blender to get drunk with Bill.

Bill says: "I'll drink, but I won't swallow, and since swallow is the topic . . ., Monica would you kindly . . .

ask Hilary where the hell that damn daughter of mine is? Good ole George here wants.....

...to check her clothes for cum stains. After finding........

...out that she goes down like the Titanic while away at...

....the local "bingo" place where she has gone down on a few before.. While she was there you never guess who bumped into her?. It was......

a horny goat with balls the size of...

....small peanuts. They are this size due to him being.....

drained from porking Hilary doggystyle. Meanwhile, in the underground tunnel, Chelsea was sucking a mean.....

.......12" long, 4"thick.......

...orange popsicle, that she bought on the street corner while she was out late that night...

screwing all her Stanford professors in order to get A's in all her classes. Fumbling around in the underground tunnel, she finally found her way outside and ran into Clinton. Shocked, Chelsea asked her father angrily, "Dad, what the hell..."

...are aliens doing banging mom? I thought she was supposed to be banging...

Al Gore. Bill just said oh well, when suddenly a large.....

...anus fell on them, spilling poopoo and nasty smelling farts all over them, instantly killing them. When parmedics arived at the scene they...

immediately asked Colin Powell, if he would bang hilary while they took care of the ex-pres. So now Colin and Hil get on a jet to NYC. First stop........

Dr. Evil's Secret Hollowed-out Volcano where Dr. Evil, Fat Bastard and Mr. Bigglesworth board and head back on their way to NYC when....

Mayor Gulianni greets them by showing them......

....a picture of that monkey that was on the front lawn.
It was a strange photo as the monkey was in fact 7 foot tall with a big prick and hairy pink buttocks. "What the.....

are you doing bangin' Hillary Clinton, Powel? That's my job! So he picked up a...

a banana and give chelsey clinton some good ole.........

banana cream pie a la mode. After she was done eating, chelsea said, "Gee, that...

...monkey over there.... is that a banana it is holding? As the monkey got closer she noticed that it had this strange look in it's eye's.
Colin she yelled.......

..... does that look like a blow up doll with Monica's face on it, and then she shouted out to Bill who was.........

....already cuming thinking about Monica and how she loves to swallow.
But just as he was shooting his load........

...he saw...

......Monica,Hilary and Chelsea all "getting it on".
What am i to do he thought. I know,........

....I will ring the neighbours and get them to come over aswell for some......

.....good old rooting,smoking and wife swapping.
After tossing all the keys into the middle of the room to see who would get who,there was this loud BANG from out side the window. "AHHHHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT" , said Bill as he slipped......

into his silky S2000. I'm gonna go buy me some...

...new shoes, but then they all realized that Bill and Chelsea were already KILLED IN A PREVIOUS POST, so now Hillry and Colin started running to...

The "Meat District" . . . a great hang out for all things unusual . . . swing clubs, voyeuristic lounges, S&M dens, etc. Hillary knowing all of the "good spots" picks a club where she can watch Colin get it on w/ a local hermaphrodite . . .

Colin, with a quizzical look on his face, asks Hillary: " How did you know?" to which she replies:

I asked i_rebel! He knows all the banging spots out here!! They then proceeded to......














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....Primera man's house for a chainsaw party, but wait who was the $hit head that forgot the petrol so they all jumped into the Primera and drove down to the.......

local whorehouse when they bumped into Igor and God. Who just happen to have finished getting.......

. . . their knobs polished by the finest looking goat in the little barn that had the sign "Local Whorehouse" outside . . . upon being discovered . . . they immediately began an argument of who's the real admin, which they decided would be settled by . . .

blowing their wads the furthest! GOD went first and got about 2ft. The Igor went and..........

....missed a stroke and could not regain his rpm. Then he got on his cellphone and called for backup, when the cow got there he said......

shit

now igor was just $%@! outa luck and loses all power to God and ..........

...thinks about getting even with him. He picks up the phone and asks for the leader of the P.L.O but he gets.....

DVSNCYNIKL, who was up to no good. DVS comes out and says...........

. . . "I'm the king of jerkin off around here . . . I'll show you how to blow a wad!" . . . as he proceeds to wank with his "tool' firmly between his thumb and forefinger . . . just then, he realizes that he has taken too much viagra, and . . .

Shot Igor right between the eyes!!! Oh............

Igor, sensing that he will no longer be respected by the members who have seen him disgraced by DVS, takes out his hacky sack and challenges DVS to a hack . . .

........."A HACK???" says Igor, "dont you mean a WACK??", because if you do, i'm the king of wacking around here.
The 2 of them stare into each other eyes.......

only to realize that they are totally out of their league as Rebel . . .

....has the whole group in fits of laughter after pulling out his 2" long cock to try and join in the "wack pack party"
Mean while......