05-20-2001, 11:34 PM
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Diabolical Mod
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Bronx, New York
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It's simple. I start off the story. Where I leave off, the next person picks up. The point is to let it get funny, crazy. Postwhores are gonna love this, since apparently, I don't have a sense of humor.
One fine day, President Clinton went out to the front porch of his brand new house. As he went to pick up his newspaper, what should catch his eye than.......
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05-21-2001, 03:40 AM
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AF Enthusiast
Join Date: May 2001
Location: NB, California
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...a little monkey standing but 2 feet tall. He was carrying a sack lunch and a golf club. Casually, he walked across the lawn of President Clinton's house. Opening his lunch bag, he handed him a...
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05-21-2001, 06:48 AM
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"P-Man"
Join Date: Mar 2001
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...a note saying for him to undress,turn to his right and spin around 4 times. Jump up and down 7 times, then for him to bend over with his arse facing the........
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05-21-2001, 08:06 AM
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Diabolical Mod
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Bronx, New York
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...gardner. The gardner, Juan Pablo, was so excited that he took his nuts and shoved them up......
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05-21-2001, 10:23 AM
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Old Mod
Join Date: Nov 2000
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...the Garden hose to cool them down. "Aye Aye Aye!" Exclaimed Don Pedro as he noticed the former president getting "inspected" by a lemur.
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I've said it before, I'll say it again. "Nobody does rip and snort like Ferrari"
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05-21-2001, 10:35 AM
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Diabolical Mod
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Bronx, New York
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and wondered how that hampster crawled up his arse!! Holy......
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05-21-2001, 11:06 AM
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Old Mod
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...Macaroni" was his only thought. However, he soon gained his composure and his thoughts changed to "how could they leave me out?". Then, he picked up a potted daisy and a bag of miracle grow and said "I'm going to take this and....
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I've said it before, I'll say it again. "Nobody does rip and snort like Ferrari"
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05-21-2001, 11:10 AM
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Diabolical Mod
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Bronx, New York
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grow a new hybrid weed. The need to smoke was high on the list so he quickly grabbed his......
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05-21-2001, 11:29 AM
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Banned
Join Date: Mar 2001
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roach can . . . hoping that he could find enough unburned seeds to plant.
He knows he leaves at least three roaches a day in there . . . between watering the lawn . . . and laying pipe to the former first lady.
When he checked the "Chock Full 'O Nuts" can, it was . . .
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05-21-2001, 11:32 AM
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Diabolical Mod
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Bronx, New York
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full of monkey balls. So he popped on in his mouth and went on his way. As he walked to the local Stop N Shop, he bumps into......
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05-21-2001, 12:59 PM
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Pretty much amazing
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Fredericton
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Mr. T who asks him "What you doin' in ma store fool?" Clinton decides to take it outside where....
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ec437 on grammar;
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Any car built by "Dr. Technology" is probably not worth $5000
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05-21-2001, 01:37 PM
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Diabolical Mod
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Bronx, New York
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Monica Lewinsky comes by and says if he wants to hook up. So he takes his electric shaver and blender and.....
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05-21-2001, 01:53 PM
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AF Fanatic
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Sea Cliff, New York
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Skins Mr. T's ass with the shaver, while mixing some drinks in the blender to get drunk with Bill.
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05-21-2001, 03:19 PM
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Banned
Join Date: Mar 2001
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Bill says: "I'll drink, but I won't swallow, and since swallow is the topic . . ., Monica would you kindly . . .
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05-21-2001, 03:21 PM
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Diabolical Mod
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Bronx, New York
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ask Hilary where the hell that damn daughter of mine is? Good ole George here wants.....
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