A cop pulls a man over for crossin over the lines. The cop gets out walks up to the car and asks "Sir have you been drinkin". The man looks at the cop and says "Why is there a fat chick in my car"
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You probably drive a minivan with a soccer mom sticker on the rear bumper.
As a matter of fact I drive a 1970 sport fury 440 in the summer and a skylark in the winter. Just out of curiosity did you get this joke from a bad personal experiance? Trying to get a little to much "cushin for the pushin" are we? Come on now, you can tell us, we all know the fat chicks do the craziest things
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that was lame!
