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Old 04-24-2004, 12:59 AM   #1
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What ford stands for
Fix
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Old 04-24-2004, 03:21 AM   #2
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Re: What ford stands for
heard it, one million times over.
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Old 04-24-2004, 06:19 PM   #3
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but it's still funny
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Old 04-24-2004, 08:53 PM   #4
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Old 04-24-2004, 11:42 PM   #5
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Old 04-24-2004, 11:52 PM   #6
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Old 04-27-2004, 08:06 AM   #7
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Fucking
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And you just heard that from a Ford fan...
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Old 04-27-2004, 09:56 AM   #8
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Old 05-06-2004, 04:13 AM   #9
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Re: What ford stands for
Ford stands for
SHIT!!
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Old 05-10-2004, 02:36 PM   #10
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Hell Yeah Ford Is Shit!!!!!
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Old 05-11-2004, 09:59 PM   #11
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Old 05-12-2004, 12:05 AM   #12
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For Old Retarded Drivers
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Old 06-12-2004, 09:33 PM   #13
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I'm a Ford (truck) fan, so for all the Ford fans out there:


AUDI: Accelerates Under Demonic Influence

BMW: Big Money Waster

Buick: Big Ugly Indestructable Car Killer

Cheverolet: Can Hear Every Valve, Every Rap On Long Extended Vacations

Dodge: Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere

GMC: Garage Man's Companion

GM: General Maintenance

Honda: Had One, Never Did Again!

Mazda: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along

Nissan: Nothing Is So Shottily Assembled Nowadays

Toyota: To Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
(In other words, they ain't worth shit, dumbass!)



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Old 06-13-2004, 08:54 PM   #14
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HONDA 2: Hold On, Not Done Accelerating!


Sorry, i had to throw this out there. They did make some crap products thoguh i have to admit, but then again who hasn't??

Enjoy your day.
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HONDA: Honey, Our Neighbor's Dodge Anialated us
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