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Old 04-16-2004, 12:46 AM   #1
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Just saw 2 cars today...(Sorry no pic, use your own imagination please)

But please do decide on which one is funnier...(I mean, more ridiculous)


Nominee #1: A KIA Rio...Stock car with a...hm...I may say factory Spoiler...(Well, body colored).

How did I discovered it?
It was racing it's engine behind my car (FD) when we stopped at the red light, but I was looking for my CD, therefore it raced it's engine when it's Green. You might want to ask how can I see its back, well, I just turned on my blinkers then it passed me.


Nominee #2: A Geo Metro(3 door hatch back)...Well, I guess it's not stock anymore, because it has a pretty big tailpipe. And running on...hm...I may say 16"(Not too sure, because I didn't really measured it.)

How did I discovered it?
Well, on my way home, this car was going like crawling...therefore I just passed it. Which I believed that really pissed him off. Then it raced it's full(Fool?) power to try catch up with me...well, we both stopped at the red light, then it tried to use its 3 cylinder to outrun my Rotary...Of course, it's no match with me...(Idiots everywhere...) Then smoked it all the way home...(It followed me all the way to my home...well, it's already dark, therefore it has no problem to see where I'm at. And it flicked me off...Gees...he can get a better car...)
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Re: Just saw 2 cars today...(Sorry no pic, use your own imagination please)

The Geo is definately crapier (sp?). I have NEVER in my life seen a nice looking Geo.
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