kris

A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase. He asks, "What are you doing?"
She answers, "I'm moving to Las Vegas. I heard prostitutes there get paid $400 for doing what I do for you for free!"

Later that night on her way out, the wife walks into the bedroom and sees her husband packing his suitcase.

When she asks him where he's going, he replies..."I'm going to Vegas too. I want to see how you plan to live on $800 a year!"

:hehehe:

blacksnake98

hehehe...

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1991 LX - 8.36 @ 83.13...1.82 60'
Shooting for 8.10's or better w/ stock heads, a shit cam and a factory production intake.

Spec2 Girl

lol, Ouch, that’s nasty!!!! :hehehe:

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nubiannupe

KB.... I think I ought to comission you as my joke teller!! :frog:

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CamaroGirl86

Ouch :hehehe::hehehe::hehehe:

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