the rice burner anthem

pre98zetec · 05-19-2003, 09:34 AM

source: cant member where

Hi! My name is (who?)... My name is (what)... My name is (scratches)... Rice Burner!

Hi kids, do you like 5 inch tips?,
Wanna see me stick chrome fender flares over each one of my Konigs?
Wanna follow me and do exactly as I did?,
Try NAWS and get your motor fucked up worse then my life is?
My brain's dead weight, I'm trying to get my head straight,
but I can't figure out which sticker to put over my license plate.
And the mechanic says "Rice Burner you's a crack head "Nu-uh" "Then why's your car dead man its wasted "
Well since age 9 I've wanted an SI so I could put chrome 18's on it and make it run 16.9's.
Got pissed off and ripped all my Honda emblems off,
And replaced them with "R" badges so people know I'm not soft.
I smoke a big bowl of chronic, and lay in my lawn,
for longer then it took me to put my altezzas on.
"Come here bastard" "Dude , wait a minute that’s a viper dawg!!"
I don't give a fuck, I’ll just fly by and put my hazards on!!!!!

endlesskev86 · 05-20-2003, 01:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by sk8ter_in_ny
source: cant member where

Hi! My name is (who?)... My name is (what)... My name is (scratches)... Rice Burner!

Hi kids, do you like 5 inch tips?,
Wanna see me stick chrome fender flares over each one of my Konigs?
Wanna follow me and do exactly as I did?,
Try NAWS and get your motor fucked up worse then my life is?
My brain's dead weight, I'm trying to get my head straight,
but I can't figure out which sticker to put over my license plate.
And the mechanic says "Rice Burner you's a crack head "Nu-uh" "Then why's your car dead man its wasted "
Well since age 9 I've wanted an SI so I could put chrome 18's on it and make it run 16.9's.
Got pissed off and ripped all my Honda emblems off,
And replaced them with "R" badges so people know I'm not soft.
I smoke a big bowl of chronic, and lay in my lawn,
for longer then it took me to put my altezzas on.
"Come here bastard" "Dude , wait a minute that’s a viper dawg!!"
I don't give a fuck, I’ll just fly by and put my hazards on!!!!!

you have to much time on ure hand!!! lol

B16 SiRII · 05-23-2003, 04:16 PM

ROFL!!!

Jimster · 05-25-2003, 04:13 AM

Impressive!!!!!

drifterX · 07-10-2003, 12:28 PM

lol

shutitdotnet · 07-17-2003, 03:09 PM

That had to be one of the funniest things I have ever read in a long, nice work, but i do also agree way too much time on your hands , but keep up the goot work.. LoL

Egg_Shen · 07-19-2003, 04:42 PM

aren't ricers good?

shutitdotnet · 07-19-2003, 05:56 PM

Yes, and thats why im starting a new site, hopefully it will be up in a month, right now im just deciding what to make the layout colors.. if you want to check the progress keep checking Here

Midnight Racer · 07-24-2003, 04:40 PM

spooleffect · 07-31-2003, 04:48 AM

Nissan-Fan · 08-20-2003, 11:10 PM

What the hell...their are bad cars on every side....japanese cars in general do not suck, in fact if you have half a brain you will know that they are better in general. i dont like the civic, yet everyone thinks that all import fans love them. hell civics are 4cyl pices of shit. there are good imports like: Accord V6, 180sx, 200sx ,240sx, 300zx, skyline, supra bla bla bla i can go on for a while...lets see, good domestics...acura? eagle...
hmm...shit this is hard.

pre98zetec · 08-21-2003, 01:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Nissan-Fan

What the hell...their are bad cars on every side....japanese cars in general do not suck, in fact if you have half a brain you will know that they are better in general. i dont like the civic, yet everyone thinks that all import fans love them. hell civics are 4cyl pices of shit. there are good imports like: Accord V6, 180sx, 200sx ,240sx, 300zx, skyline, supra bla bla bla i can go on for a while...lets see, good domestics...acura? eagle...
hmm...shit this is hard.

hmm u learn somthing new everyday, but today i learned that acura was a domestic, i never knew that, stupid ass acura is part of honda, hondas japanese, i didnt ask u to read this, so dont get offended by wat it says, i dont care for impost, thast my oppinon but dont go throwing around the imports are better than domestics, IMO there not, wat makes them better, because u can rice them out more than a domestics, (which is probably tru) , but im not gonna argue, nobody else had a problem with this, they thought it was funny, if u dont then your a

Josh

Neutrino · 08-21-2003, 05:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nissan-Fan

What the hell...their are bad cars on every side....japanese cars in general do not suck, in fact if you have half a brain you will know that they are better in general. i dont like the civic, yet everyone thinks that all import fans love them. hell civics are 4cyl pices of shit. there are good imports like: Accord V6, 180sx, 200sx ,240sx, 300zx, skyline, supra bla bla bla i can go on for a while...lets see, good domestics...acura? eagle...
hmm...shit this is hard.

yes acura is one of the best domestics out there.........

furious_pontiac03 · 08-21-2003, 09:18 AM

hahahah that was tight

Nissan-Fan · 08-21-2003, 04:17 PM

Yes Acura is an American Division of honda, one pure domestic car i really like is the Gt-40....its cool. Im also a big fan of the F-1 series....but i HATE nascar! "Here we go! Their coming around the corner...and another corner...and another corner.....and another corner!"
my point is that just because some people like imports, you shouldent just HATE them and write gay songs and diss them at ever chance you have.... i dont HATE american cars, but both imports and domestics have finer points....-

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