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Old 02-07-2002, 08:03 PM   #46
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it didnt work out the first time we tried it because of the lube issue, she said it hurt and that was it, but i realy want to try it so i got some KY and asked her if we could doit again and that this time would be better, but she refused ,so now i dont know what to do i realy want to try it with her
HOW ABOUT YOU LISTEN TO HER?

What part of 'no' don't you understand?Keep piling on the pressure and the lady will never change her mind.If she comes to your way of thinking and wants to try it,she knows you are up for it and will probably ask.

If she doesn't,you must accept it.A relationship that is worth having is worth more than a quick bit of anal to satisfy your curiosity.
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Old 02-07-2002, 10:04 PM   #47
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You do realize how big that hole is? It's gotta be the size of 3-5 of these smilie faces put together.
no it isn't.... it's a muscle, when relaxed it's actually pretty big
have you never seen a porn?

all you need is alotta lube man..... ALOT


but i wouldn't try it with her, since she doesn't want to, too much pressure. Maybe in a couple months ask again, or try it with the next girl
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Old 02-07-2002, 10:49 PM   #48
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u guys are kinda dumb


have u never had sex with a virgin? yea it hurts for them, some girls cant even have real sex the first 2-3 times becuase there not loose enuff, the reason the butt sex hurts is becuase 1 like everyone said is u got no lube
2) because u prob tried to be too aggresive
and another thing, u guys do realize that there is a gland in ur butt that is for pleasure right? thats why some guys can be gay is becuase it does feel good, and girls have the same damn gland. Most girls dont wanna do it becuase it is politically DIRTY but just like when u have sex with a virgin the first time u gotta take it easy, u prob wont be able to fit the whole soldier in, u should prob do like the others suggested and finger the stink before u switch from the pink to the browneye and its wink....

i think a lot of ppl posting replys dont know what there talking about and are just posting here to make everyone think they get action or something, i dont know, but man if ur gonna do it with her, do some research first, and talk to ur gf about it, and tell her u have researched it and that it means a lot to u, butdont make her guilt trip about it, u have to explain to her what u did wrong the first time and explain to her that after she gets used to ur pet being around the forbidden garden, she will enjoy its company. and if she is ur gf and u really care about her dont even think of finding a new partner, and anal sex is not ur only other option if ur trying to explore
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Old 02-07-2002, 11:04 PM   #49
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you could probably find a website that says all this stuff.... then just show it to her, and she'll have a 3rd party source, that says that it really does feel good, and that it doesn't hurt after a couple tries

I've heard about some super powerfull orgasm that people can get from anal sex, because of when it touches something, like the prostate or something, i forget

It's supposed to be like 10 times more powerful than the average orgasm, and it's hard to achieve from just anal, there needs to be stimulation on the other area



(i read waaaaaay too much dirty crap) lol
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u guys are kinda dumb


have u never had sex with a virgin? yea it hurts for them, some girls cant even have real sex the first 2-3 times becuase there not loose enuff, the reason the butt sex hurts is becuase 1 like everyone said is u got no lube
2) because u prob tried to be too aggresive
and another thing, u guys do realize that there is a gland in ur butt that is for pleasure right? thats why some guys can be gay is becuase it does feel good, and girls have the same damn gland. Most girls dont wanna do it becuase it is politically DIRTY but just like when u have sex with a virgin the first time u gotta take it easy, u prob wont be able to fit the whole soldier in, u should prob do like the others suggested and finger the stink before u switch from the pink to the browneye and its wink....

i think a lot of ppl posting replys dont know what there talking about and are just posting here to make everyone think they get action or something, i dont know, but man if ur gonna do it with her, do some research first, and talk to ur gf about it, and tell her u have researched it and that it means a lot to u, butdont make her guilt trip about it, u have to explain to her what u did wrong the first time and explain to her that after she gets used to ur pet being around the forbidden garden, she will enjoy its company. and if she is ur gf and u really care about her dont even think of finding a new partner, and anal sex is not ur only other option if ur trying to explore
You say you read to much dirty stuff Gang$tarr. I go with this guy he seems to know what he's talking about.
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I don't know , i checked 200sx's profile and he's 19 (just like me by the way , but that's not the point here). How old is your g/f? If she's like 16 or 17 , she may be scared of this all , just be patient and she will grow to it , i'm 19 but i've had sex with many girls and the older ones are way more "Brave" and want to try new things , and little teens like 16 or so aren't , you know why... ...
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whoa man!! you're only 19!!


that's a lil early to be tryin new stuff like anal sex..... damn

not that you can't or shouldn't do it... but girls under 21 won't do anything like that unless they're big sluts.

when you're older in a relationship and your girlfriend is like 25 then it's time to try somethin new, you shouldn't be tired of pussy yet!
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she is 20

Yeah , remember that's up to her , she is young , so maybe when she is a little bored she'll agree on that anal...

And gang$tarr if you haven't done it yet ( i mean anal and other experiments) , you'll be amazed by how quickly it will come , with me it's a different , because actually one girl told me she wants it in the a$$ so , how could i refuse? Men can't say "no , i don't want to" when the girl wants something in sex. Myself i don't want to say no , thought :finger: ...
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YES defecately make sure tha she has taken care of defection, and of course make sure to lubricate well, a good qaulity 20-40 spec should do the trick, and make sure her exhaust is clean when you have finished.

No no no - i was only kidding.

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Old 02-20-2002, 04:55 PM   #56
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butt sex............ :argue: you know.... THAT ISN'T SUPPOSED TO GO THERE!!!

i think that it is just wrong....... but that might just be me....

hmmmmm... it's kinda like - if you thought the other diseases were bad...
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An important point to note in regard to anal sex is that, if the young man is unfortunate enough to live in the UK, you should know that anal sex between a man and a woman is illegal, its not illegal between two men though, so if you live in the UK, you want anal sex, and want to stay legal you must go and get your self a boy friend immediately. Yeh right typical stupid British Politicians.

But if you realy want to go ahead and do it any way, here is my sugestion, get your young lady fully arroused and then ask her if she fancy's a bit of snooker sex, if she says yes then get her in the doggy position, ( no no no, not in the kennel ) on her hands and knees, then enter her analy, if she throws a wobbly, Just tell her you were practicing Snooker sex, you went for the red - but you miss cued - and hit the brown, he he easy eh - YEP stick with uncle MADASS and you will be waring diamonds.

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well the girls i know wouldn't be mature enough yet for tryin somethin like anal sex..... it would totally gross them out

when girls mature then they try new stuff...

depends if they're a slut or not
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no it isn't.... it's a muscle, when relaxed it's actually pretty big
have you never seen a porn?



It's obvious you've seen one too many
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that is funny, i dont think i could just ramed in im over 8", maybe i will look for one that would be willing no strings attached , that is the most stupid law i ever heard of
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