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MoJoRaCeR · 01-31-2002, 05:07 PM

I AGREE WITH FTO STICK A HUGE DILDO UP YOUR BUT IM SURE YOULL UNDERSTAND THEN.......SEE HOW U LIKE FEELING LIKE YOUR GONNA S--T ON SOMEONE.:silly2:

Bronson · 01-31-2002, 05:19 PM

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Originally posted by xivera
So, you wanna... "put it in da butt?, don't you!? :hehe:

1st) Talk about it with her... Has she done this before? Why did it hurt? Ya know stuff like that...
If she's willing, you don't just stick in all your "manhood" in her first of all. God, I hate it when I hear ladies' stories of bad sex...
You work her up to accepting your little soldier.
When you're playing with her down there, playfully stick your finger up there... slowly! This is sex... one of the life's natural highs!
Also... LUBRICATION!!! I can't stress this more than enough...

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm, sound like you mighta tried this before. Great mental picture.

kris · 01-31-2002, 05:39 PM

You know, this is a part of sex that could be enjoyable. Just because people want to try things other then the boring missionary style, doesn't mean this type of thing is degrading, or they are fucked up, sick, or just plain nasty.

It also doesn't mean that OT has hit an all time low just because the question like this was asked. besides, you knew what the topic said, nobody made you click on this link.

But like xivera said, don't just jump right into it, or she will hate you.

You need to slowly work her up to being able to enjoy being touched there. If things go good, with some warming up, you could maybe pop the question again in 3-4 weeks, if you regularly have sex. If there are any concerns about cleanliness, maybe start after a nice hot shower. Now don't tell her you are going to be doing any of these starter tips. But for a start, you could try this:

One night while you are getting it on, have her get on top of you. When things start to get really heated, and you can tell she is about to have an orgasm, have her lean down close to you. When she does that, reach around and grab onto her ass cheeks, and start to rub into them, massaging them so to say.

When you can tell she is getting a lot loser to going, maybe reach in a little closer, and start rubbing in around you and her, moving up slowly, and start rubbing on her taint, pressing on it, etc. Then, while she is going, maybe move back a little further, rubbing around (don't put anything in) her star.

Just some soft rubbing, and pressing. Nothing to rough. But don't do that for too long. Stop with that, and move on to finishing what you started. Of course, if she says anything, or tries to move you away, you better stop for now.

The next time you all are having sex, maybe try this again, but try with a different position. Again, slowly moving up, rubbing, and pressing. But this time, maybe spend a little more time up there. Notice a pattern here? Over time, she should be able to let you move your hands up around there more and more. Eventually, you could try and slip in a finger or two. But again, if she says don't, or tries to move you. Make sure you stop.

After some time of being able to put a few fingers in. You should be able to ask her again. But make sure you ask her in the heat of it all. Don't try and bring it up over dinner.

But again, also, make sure you have some kind of lube, like KY jelly. If you all are into something like this, maybe pick up a few videos to watch to make things interesting.

If anyone is offended by what I just said, or things I am a sick erson, fuck off. You didnt have to read it.

Spec2 Girl · 01-31-2002, 05:47 PM

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Originally posted by kbslacker
You know, this is a part of sex that could be enjoyable. Just because people want to try things other then the boring missionary style, doesn't mean this type of thing is degrading, or they are fucked up, sick, or just plain nasty. It also doesn't mean that OT has hit an all time low just because the question like this was asked. besides, you knew what the topic said, nobody made you click on this link.

No one said anything about being boring and just doing it military style!

What I was trying to get at was that if he wanted to understand why she’s not interested (to me it sounds like she’s tried it before and didn’t enjoy it as she said it hurts) is to do a role reversal. What would he do if she suggested that she wanted to stick something up his butt????

kris · 01-31-2002, 05:56 PM

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Originally posted by FTO Girl
No one said anything about being boring and just doing it military style!

I know, i was just adding that in.

But wait, you people down there call it military style?

Your military people must be boring.

Spec2 Girl · 01-31-2002, 06:02 PM

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Originally posted by kbslacker

I know, i was just adding that in.

But wait, you people down there call it military style? Your military people must be boring.

Oops, my booboo, I think I meant missionary! :o

MoJoRaCeR · 01-31-2002, 06:08 PM

I still agree with fto he should try it himself, then hell understand

taranaki · 01-31-2002, 06:09 PM

As an ex military man I can tell you doing it military style is doing it in style!

I would suggest that perhaps FTO Girl is thinking of missionary style ,and has made a huge Freudian slip.......

And for those who do not know, a Freudian slip is not that trick guys try to pull in mid-root("whoops! sorry darling,it just slipped...).

Don't even think about trying that one!!!!

Spec2 Girl · 01-31-2002, 06:13 PM

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Originally posted by taranaki
And for those who do not know, a Freudian slip is not that trick guys try to pull in mid-root("whoops! sorry darling,it just slipped...).

Don't even think about trying that one!!!!

Ahhhh and to think that I fell for that one when I was young and foolish!

MoJoRaCeR · 01-31-2002, 06:16 PM

You men are always tring to SLIP in arent you?

and im sure you never ever mean it right?

MoJoRaCeR · 01-31-2002, 06:17 PM

BTW, what is you version of military style? just wondering!!

taranaki · 01-31-2002, 06:33 PM

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Originally posted by jill mcnamara
BTW, what is you version of military style? just wondering!!

A gentleman never tells.Or makes videos.

89ssgti · 01-31-2002, 06:37 PM

there's a silly documentary for you here
Btw that is a joke

and I do not agree with the ways he takes

it is only a joke

MoJoRaCeR · 01-31-2002, 07:36 PM

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Originally posted by taranaki

A gentleman never tells.Or makes videos.

Oh comeon you can tell, i promise not to tell anyone....pm me if u want i really am interested in knowing this info..:licker::licker: :licker: :licker:

taranaki · 02-01-2002, 06:21 AM

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Originally posted by jill mcnamara

Oh comeon you can tell, i promise not to tell anyone....pm me if u want i really am interested in knowing this info..:licker::licker: :licker: :licker:

o.k....but remember,you dragged it out of me........

Standing orders for sex - military personnel for the use of

All soldiers shall report to the firing range well in advance of the operation to ensure that their targets are properly prepared.

It is the soldiers duty to ensure that he reports clean shaven,sober,and with his weapon in clean condition.

Number of rounds of ammunition to be used will be at the discretion of the commanding officer,unless otherwise specified all rounds will be blanks for safety purposes.

All good soldiers will stand to attention until they are invited to assume the prone firing position.

The commanding officer has complete authority over the firing range and may deny access at any time.

When given the command to advance,all soldiers will proceed with caution.Any attempt to rush at the firing range may result in personal injury.

All soldiers will advance and retreat as many times as required to satisfy their commanding officer.

Any soldier who discharges his weapon prematurely,recklessly or outside of the firing area may be ordered off the firing range.

It is a punishable offence for a soldier to present his weapon at any firing range not approved by his commanding officer.

Standard procedure is to approach the firing range from the front, thoroughly covering the surrounding areas first.An approach from the rear of the range may be attempted,but only with the permission of the commanding officer.Under no circumstances should any soldier attempt to discharge his weapon into the waste outlet behind the firing range.

Once given the instruction by the commanding officer,soldiers may discharge their weapons at will until ordered to cease firing.Soldiers will remain at the firing range until instructed to fall out.

On receiving the instruction to fall out, the soldier will withdraw immediately.Any unused ammunition is to be kept for your next visit to the range.It is considered very bad form to attempt to fire off your remaining rounds one-handed,particularly in the vicinity of your commanding officer.

A good soldier will always ensure that any spent ammunition shall be properly removed from the entrance to the firing range.

a good commanding officer will ensure that in order to maintain troop morale, the firing range will be made available on a regular basis.

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