Does God Hate You??

[RSX-S777]

Interesting question. You know, recently, I found God.

Turns out he was behind the couch the whole time....(ba-dum-bum-ching!.). But seriously....

God hates me for that terrible joke. Forgive me Lord, for I have sinned....but what did you expect, oh Lord...I'm more of a Toaist....

[crapmaster4000]

The last time I checked, God dosent approve of blasphemy

[RSX-S777]

Last time I checked, having a sense of humor came standard....

[crapmaster4000]

And the last time I checked, God dosent like getting made fun of. You can say what you want, but when judgement day rolls by, dont blame anybody but yourself if you go to hell. If I were you, id give my life to God because hes the creator of the universe.

[ironman502]

19 posts and no solutions given. . . . I can't explain the gospel in so short a space, but for those interested, the following web page explains (from the Bible) the only way to heaven in a straightforward, simple message.

http://www.duluthbible.org/the_gospe...l_booklet2.htm

Any questions, email me at ironman502@netzero.com- I'll be more than happy to answer what I can.

[Oz]

Originally Posted by crapmaster4000

And the last time I checked, God dosent like getting made fun of. You can say what you want, but when judgement day rolls by, dont blame anybody but yourself if you go to hell. If I were you, id give my life to God because hes the creator of the universe.

You t0ss pot. If we were created in Gods image - then that pretty much guarantees God has a sense of humour. How else can you explain New Zealand?

[RSX-S777]

Originally Posted by crapmaster4000

And the last time I checked, God dosent like getting made fun of. You can say what you want, but when judgement day rolls by, dont blame anybody but yourself if you go to hell. If I were you, id give my life to God because hes the creator of the universe.

Seriously- I have nothing against your God or your religion in general. I have a problem with people like you who cram it down my throat. People like you make people like me want to run in the opposite direction. Don't preach to me. If I want to hear the Word of God, I will read the Bible and make my own decisions. Do you understand me?

[crapmaster4000]

I dont want to make anybody mad but, in christianity there is a thing called the great commision, it says to go out unto all the world and make disciples in my name. "Therefore go and make disciples of all nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit, and teaching them to obey everything I have commanded you. And surely I am with you always, to the very end of the age." This is found in the book of Matthew 28:19-20, this is why people preach the gospel to other people that dont believe in Jesus. We dont want anyone to go to hell. Its as simple as that, so thats why we go to the trouble to try to tell others about christ. We dont want to offend you but it happens and vice versa, but all we want to do is show you how great the glory of God is. And if you ever decide to give your life to Christ, its a great thing.

[Oz]

Once again, tosspot, it doesn't say HOW to do that - only go and do that. What is wrong or contravene to that mandate in sitting back and waiitng for people like RSX-S777 to come to you with their questions.

Also, why doesn't God have a sense of humour if we are 'created in his image' (and I got that from one of your other posts).

[MagicRat]

We cannot argue religion with the religious. I posted this before and I should again, Oz. You and I can not argue religion using logic and reason.
Logic and reason has no effect on someone who firmly believes a mystical fairytale and a storybook have set down all the rules of life, mankind and the universe.
Religions are a mass of contradictions and illogic, and so are religious people.
Thier attitude denies even the basic rules of cause and effect. Argument is impossible.

All I can say, is thankfully we live in a society where their irrational fervour is not the rule of law.

[crapmaster4000]

You can have a sence of humor like everyone, but you cant make fun of God, there is a difference. Its like making fun of the president, its just wrong to make fun of an offical like that and God is our creater. Why should we make fun of the one who created us. Its one of the rudest things anyone can do.

[Oz]

WHY the fuck is it wrong?

[crapmaster4000]

Why would it be wrong for me to degrade your mother, I could say some nasty things about her and make you feel very mad. Now is that right, no its wrong and its the same way with God. God is the same way, he is our creator and we should treat him accordingly. Making fun of him is trying to be superior over God but you cant do that. Hes the only one who created you so why should we give him crap, especially since hes done nothing to you.

[Oz]

I see no reason why that is wrong, undesireable though, certainly. The fact that you used the same trap as was used on Concientious Objectors in the Vietnam War speaks quite loudly that you have little to base this aspect of your argument on.

No one is giving him 'crap', crapmaster. We are merely pointing out that if we were created in his image (sense of humour and all - I'm sure even you have one deep down) then it stands to reason he would too, if he existed.

[integra818]

god loves me. The sign at the church says so

EDIT: Ned Flanders (aka crapster4000), remember when you said you found god in your life and you were happier than before? Well...when I stopped believing in god, I was much happier. I felt like I had control of my life instead of tryin not to do these silly things called 'sins'.