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Old 08-21-2003, 06:57 PM   #16
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Hmmm, that's funny cause my Acura says made in Japan....

But maybe our two countries just changed names, I hear they do that all the time.

Oh yeah, it's not the import's anthem either dude, it's for RICE.

I liked it though, good job, very funny.
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Old 08-22-2003, 01:51 AM   #17
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Re: the rice burner anthem

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Hmmm, that's funny cause my Acura says made in Japan....

But maybe our two countries just changed names, I hear they do that all the time.

Oh yeah, it's not the import's anthem either dude, it's for RICE.

I liked it though, good job, very funny.
AHHHHHHH Acura is CONSIDERD AMERICAN because its an american division! SHEESH!
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Old 08-22-2003, 04:09 AM   #18
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Nice one, it's true
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Old 08-22-2003, 01:43 PM   #19
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they carry Honda parts and engines...still a honda to me.
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Old 08-23-2003, 02:26 AM   #20
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haha go pop the hood of any acura ... youll see a nice honda motor company valve cover on the badass motor it has in it

gee i wonder why they have integras in japan if an acura is a domestic .... futhermore ... i wonder why its called the HONDA integra in japan
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Old 08-23-2003, 02:45 PM   #21
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haha go pop the hood of any acura ... youll see a nice honda motor company valve cover on the badass motor it has in it

gee i wonder why they have integras in japan if an acura is a domestic .... futhermore ... i wonder why its called the HONDA integra in japan

My point exactly.
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Old 08-23-2003, 03:43 PM   #22
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shit by his logic chevys are all imports! after all the factory is in mexico.
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Old 08-23-2003, 04:35 PM   #23
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Thats great. Some people just have too much time though.
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Old 09-05-2003, 02:01 AM   #25
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They dont have Acura here in Japan. The NSX here carries a Honda badge.
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Old 09-05-2003, 02:03 AM   #26
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Did you know that here in Japan Toyota makes Cavaliers? I can prove it.
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Old 09-05-2003, 01:39 PM   #27
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rice burners..... ha ha ha!

You guys that LOVE imports can say all you want about how they're cool and stuff, but they still will be little jap cars. You can say NOS this and turbo that, but nothin is gonna beat AMERICAN MUSCLE. and I know, maybe some american companies are manufacturing in other countries, but they still make better cars than Honda, acura, and all the other jap brands. I do want to ask you one question....Why fix up little crappy 4-bangers, when you can fix up a muscle car, and get at least twice the power? Somebody tell me, cause i'm confused about that.

This rice burner anthem, it says exactly what needs to be said. Rice burners want to LOOK performance, but can't perform. I would rather have performance than looks. For instance, i wanted a ram air hood for my car. I didn't want to order off the internet, so i went to a Yipes Stripes nearby. I asked if they could get ram air for my Grand Prix, and they said no, but they did have tape on hood scoops by Lund. I asked the guy, "What the hell's the point of having hood scoops that don't work?" He told me that they looked performance, and would look good. I stormed out of there and never went back. So, I hope you guys see where i'm coming from. These little jap cars are nothing but the nastiest, dumbest girl in school with plastic surgery.
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Old 12-29-2003, 11:35 PM   #29
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Well man, power aint everything.

I assume you're primarily interested in drag racing, in which case larger supercharged engines will probably always be better. To drag better, you need more power.

But if you're trying to take a road course with that same large heavy engine, you'll probably get beat by something with a 2 or 3 ltr turbocharged engine. Smaller engines just seem to work better for that kind of racing.

Now I'm not comparing a 67 Camaro to a Skyline. I'm talking about 2 modern cars tuned up for the strip/track at hand.

In my opinion, front wheel drive is crap, so I'm not even talking about them cars. Yeah so people can get FWD cars to turn 9s... I don't care and besides, I don't belive any of those FWD 9 second cars are street legal.

Doesn't Honda stand for

Hold
On
Not
Done
Accelerating
????

Now I don't get the whole looks fast but isn't thing, but even domestic cars do it. Take a close look at the stock hood scoop on a Mustang Mach 1.
It's not like every jap car comes riced from the factory. It's the owners who do that to their cars. Hell I've seen a few riced C4 corvettes that weren't very fast.

Anyway, cars are cars, there are some Jap cars that are just not meant to be fast, and there are some domestics that aren't either.
Yet for some reason we always find people trying to make them look like they were...

All show and No go,
Thats rice.
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Old 12-30-2003, 02:42 AM   #30
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Yes, but a Domestic simply means that it was produced in the country not invented in another, but since they make the same cars under the Honda name I guess you could go on and on. Look I’m saying that if you where a true car fan you would see past all the "American Pride In Our Cars" shit, who the fuck cares what country it came from, look at the car not the country. the car you like suits your needs, interests or maybe you just have a love for it, so think about it, you American car lovers like them for their huge Torque levels and crazy displacement, and ability to run very low times in the 400m. Japanese car lovers adore the ability to hug any road and drift on the widest corners, and the smooth ride with a cheap fuel price. But yes we do have the fools who put 100 layer wings on their civics, and have a total mass of rubber on their wheels comparable to a raindrop. But aren’t their people who "Dub" their cars out with the latest in Nigg-Nog design, hydraulics spinning rims, smacked onto any classic American ride, blah and blah.
Really we should respect cars themselves and not judge them on what country they came from.
P.S jdanger what your saying is very Stereotypical.
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