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Old 05-20-2001, 10:34 PM   #1
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It's simple. I start off the story. Where I leave off, the next person picks up. The point is to let it get funny, crazy. Postwhores are gonna love this, since apparently, I don't have a sense of humor.


One fine day, President Clinton went out to the front porch of his brand new house. As he went to pick up his newspaper, what should catch his eye than.......










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...a little monkey standing but 2 feet tall. He was carrying a sack lunch and a golf club. Casually, he walked across the lawn of President Clinton's house. Opening his lunch bag, he handed him a...
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...a note saying for him to undress,turn to his right and spin around 4 times. Jump up and down 7 times, then for him to bend over with his arse facing the........
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...gardner. The gardner, Juan Pablo, was so excited that he took his nuts and shoved them up......
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...the Garden hose to cool them down. "Aye Aye Aye!" Exclaimed Don Pedro as he noticed the former president getting "inspected" by a lemur.
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and wondered how that hampster crawled up his arse!! Holy......
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...Macaroni" was his only thought. However, he soon gained his composure and his thoughts changed to "how could they leave me out?". Then, he picked up a potted daisy and a bag of miracle grow and said "I'm going to take this and....
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roach can . . . hoping that he could find enough unburned seeds to plant.

He knows he leaves at least three roaches a day in there . . . between watering the lawn . . . and laying pipe to the former first lady.

When he checked the "Chock Full 'O Nuts" can, it was . . .
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full of monkey balls. So he popped on in his mouth and went on his way. As he walked to the local Stop N Shop, he bumps into......
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Mr. T who asks him "What you doin' in ma store fool?" Clinton decides to take it outside where....
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Monica Lewinsky comes by and says if he wants to hook up. So he takes his electric shaver and blender and.....
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Skins Mr. T's ass with the shaver, while mixing some drinks in the blender to get drunk with Bill.
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Bill says: "I'll drink, but I won't swallow, and since swallow is the topic . . ., Monica would you kindly . . .
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