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Old 02-14-2002, 01:06 PM   #1
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Which would you rather lose? A testicle or the middle toe?

Hmmm....

I know this is nasty either way, but if I had to choose I think I would go with the toe. I really don't have a good reason, but I figure I can spare a toe and it would look OK...but just one ball dangling...sheesh, I don't know if I could stomach that.
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Old 02-14-2002, 01:13 PM   #2
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I dunno, the middle toe would look weird, and would affect your balance, and you could always get a fake testicle, but the testicle removal proces would hurt like a beeyach. It's a toss up.
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Old 02-14-2002, 01:17 PM   #3
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Call me superficial . . . but you could take ALL of my toes before I'd give up a testicle . . .


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Old 02-14-2002, 02:21 PM   #4
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Old 02-14-2002, 07:23 PM   #5
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I would seriously doubt the sanity of anyone that would give up a testicle in order to keep any toe.
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Old 02-15-2002, 02:42 AM   #6
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I'd give my third testicle to be normal:cwn27: :huh:


Nah I think I would rather lose the middle toe.
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Old 02-15-2002, 03:08 AM   #7
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This thread is sexist.give us a gender-neutral,racially harmonious,pan-religious,non-violent set of options(preferably accessible to persons of any physical capability),to which there are no wrong answers.....

Pardon me for being non-PC...but you may as well have one of my nuts,or both for that matter.....at least my toes still have a purpose to fulfill..
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Old 02-15-2002, 10:52 AM   #8
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OK, then...what external could a woman lose that could be on the same level as a middle toe?
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Old 02-15-2002, 12:05 PM   #9
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Old 02-15-2002, 12:39 PM   #10
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I donno, I'd have to go with the toe unless some one can provide some convincing evidence that I toe lends itself more to my survivel then my testicle does... I mean, you get your sense of balance from the fluid in your inner ear... The toe just helps you maintain it, but I think you'd be ok without it. If not just get a prosthesis... Now a nut... That is essenctial to the propagation of the species, not to mention your fealing of manhood!
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OK, then...what external could a woman lose that could be on the same level as a middle toe?
I didn't think that anybody was approaching this thread on the basis of external values only.The posts so far indicate a holistic approach. Perhaps the fairest alternative would be to find something that women value as much as men tend to value their virility.
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Old 02-19-2002, 04:25 AM   #12
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I'd like to give a toe and gain a testicle.
Seriously, I don't care. Honestly. I'll worry about it when it becomes part of my present reality.
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I didn't think that anybody was approaching this thread on the basis of external values only.The posts so far indicate a holistic approach. Perhaps the fairest alternative would be to find something that women value as much as men tend to value their virility.
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At least some people have a choice. Testicular cancer is a bitch.
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I'd like to give a toe and gain a testicle.
Seriously, I don't care. Honestly. I'll worry about it when it becomes part of my present reality.
Awww common, this forum is all about hypothetical questions! Common lets get hype, get hype... Ok I'll shut up now
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