Temporary OFF-TOPIC Thread

[jon@af]

There's a reason I made this sticky at the top. Please use it so I don't have to merge every off-topic thread with it .

[Chuki_breath]

damn i totally didnt see all these new stickies lol. My bad. Remember i mysteriously couldnt connect for like 2 weeks. I come back and feel like a noob again.

i love bitch stories.......this one time at walmart me and a friend were so mother fucking bored just chilling in the parking lot meeting with some kids. Then we spot these two girls coming out. Couldnt even tell if there hot or not...to far away lol. But i just yell out hey girl!!!! they come down, and one is fat and ugly and the other is cute( smoking body with the uhhh butter face....well kind of buttery, im super picky) but anyway we end up following them to a house one of thems moving out of. So we have a half bottle of crown left and we drink that shit up. Finally the fat bitch passes out and i attack like a shark on surfers(*not on the fatty* im no crazy ass dude). Before you know it were tagging this bitch porno style. She's sitting on a chair, im licking the kitty(what can i say im a "vagatarian"....get it), while he's standing on the arm rests with his wieney in her mouth. He blows a load, then its my turn....i have to say that this ho looooooked way better naked (not beacause im drunk either, we played strip poker before....minus the fatty). Her body was "wow" i remember it like yesterday. The funny thing is i think i used to work with her?? we both looked at each other funny when we first met, like "do i know you" kind of look. O well havent seen her since lol. I busted all over her face, we left her naked, cold, covered in protein shake on the couch. For real it wasnt 2 minutes after we were done and we were out the door..whahahahaha. She felt abused, we felt proud. Then we find out the next day she was so drunk she tried to leave and ran into the garage door bwaahhaha and broke it bwhahahahha she was stranded in a house they were supposed to be out of. Being a guy is awesome. By the way this is a really good friend of mine i was with....so dont think im a homo. Some guys get wierded out when i tell them tag stories, like its gay or something?? Im just like i guess you dont get pussy that much??? Iv got alot of stories to tell. Shit iv been in more tags then 1 on 1's. Me and my boy always bring the other into it. We make it a group thing. Most girls are like NO, but with a little alcohol and some talking.....there calling the next weekend.....and the one after that....

trampolene sex is super funny. You cant stop bouncing whahahahah its funny shit. try it. Just dont be super stoned, you'll laugh to hard. I ended up using the dildo she had in her purse to take car of it....talk about a ho. Then we left her at his house whahahha, then his older brother went down and banged her tooo whahahahhahahhaha. First time we both(me and his brother) met her. It was my friends friend from highschool. Damn, she was smoking too, i dont see why she was such a whore, its not like she didnt get attention. Natural D's on a nice fit body. About 5'8". long brown hair. Her lulu tasted like fresh spring water. We turned her lulu into a yasha though....poor girl.

[BLU CIVIC]

Originally Posted by Chuki_breath

i love bitch stories.......this one time at walmart me and a friend were so mother fucking bored just chilling in the parking lot meeting with some kids. Then we spot these two girls coming out. Couldnt even tell if there hot or not...to far away lol. But i just yell out hey girl!!!! they come down, and one is fat and ugly and the other is cute( smoking body with the uhhh butter face....well kind of buttery, im super picky) but anyway we end up following them to a house one of thems moving out of. So we have a half bottle of crown left and we drink that shit up. Finally the fat bitch passes out and i attack like a shark on surfers(*not on the fatty* im no crazy ass dude). Before you know it were tagging this bitch porno style. She's sitting on a chair, im licking the kitty(what can i say im a "vagatarian"....get it)...

you're either brave or stupid...just hope your tongue doesn't fall out

[93-240SX-COUPE]

Originally Posted by BLU CIVIC

you're either brave or stupid...

Originally Posted by BLU CIVIC

".............Honda vs. The Competition"

HAHAHA That's what I thought when I saw ur sig.

[Chuki_breath]

nope its still licking. As to the brave and stupid part....a little of both. But yea iv calmed down on the random licking. This was 2-3 years ago. She was younger than me too....so she couldnt of been to beat up. Nothing but fresh young female. Its just a random moment that saved the night from totally sucking. Should i tell you guys about the time i woke up getting head from a girl that i was just friends with...? lol talk about rise and shine lol. When i was done i was like ok, what made you want to do that. SHe said i had a morning wood and no covers so she couldnt resist. I was like whahhhahahahahah morning wood. Its funny though, the night before we(the girl and me) were staying the night at another friends house. She was on the couch, and i was on the other. Were totally friends so dont think im a homo for not making a move. We were watching real sex late night on hbo. Then i wake up with her on deez nuts. o well, thats the only time iv ever hooked up with her. Well i guess she hooked up with me lol. She's a real cool girl, not for that reason either. I asked her if that means she's attracted to me, she said i was cute but that im too young for her. I was 19, she was 21. So i guess i was kind of. I couldnt get into bars or anything. But she would always be up on me when we hung out?? Not like up on me molestation style, but like always around me, and give me random hugs and laying her head on me and shit. Im like damn girl, your cock blocking any other girls from me. Lots of kids assumed we were together, im like no dude its just a weird situation we have. Havent seen her in a long while though, wonder what would happen if i saw her somewhere.

[sidewayzS13]

chuki i havenever seen this side of u hahahaha

[Chuki_breath]

lol iv got some stories up my sleeve. Girls around here are whores in a half. I think we lead the nation in teen pregnancy a few years back. I remember Jay Leno saying something about it way back. I started laughing so hard.

Like today, i just got done washing my car (i know its primer, but i like it clean lol) and theres like this cheerleading team up at DQ having a fund raiser car wash. I come driving by and there all looking good and all nice little tan bodies with good size school girl titties. There like hey your hot let me wash your car. I pull in just to talk, i wouldnt let them touch my primered up, duct taped windowed car lol. But anyways these girls were whores in a half(could tell by body language, and the purposeful chests sticking out. They started cheering and shit showing off there "moves" if you know what i mean). Strangely i dont remember any cheer's from my days looking like that. They turned into freak dancing(trying to impress the older guy i guess??). if i didnt feel like a child molestor i would have done a thing or two, but they had to be freshman or sophmores. Im 20 i dont need none of that. Been there done that and bought a t-shirt. THose days are over. Need some experienced gals lol. After a while you just get tired of teaching you know. 18 is the cut off for me. But damn its tempting sometimes. If they look older and are a bit more mature, i usually make some exceptions. Im sure you've met a few and when they said there age your like no fucking way your 16/17 or whatever age they say.

[orestes]

thats def. true about the not wanting to teach. fuck that but fuck eating pussy too. if a bitch needs that,i dont give a shit about her i can find another one that dont just as easy im not doin SHIT FOR YOU bitch if theres gonna be oral sex one way only im on the receiving end.

[slideways...]

post your best pwned pictures, or other crazy shit you have!

[Chuki_breath]

Originally Posted by orestes

thats def. true about the not wanting to teach. fuck that but fuck eating pussy too. if a bitch needs that,i dont give a shit about her i can find another one that dont just as easy im not doin SHIT FOR YOU bitch if theres gonna be oral sex one way only im on the receiving end.

im sorry. What are you affraid of?? If pussy wasnt ment to be eaten, god wouldnt of made it look like a taco. It tastes like water!! Now if a bitch is totally beat up, and has a yasha looking twat....by all means pass. But a nice fresh lulu is so damn hot. 69. Its better that way. You need to stop watching porn....most those twats are hideous.

[jon@af]

Sorry guys, but can we please deviate from the sexual discussion. Believe it or not, we do have members of this forum under 16 years of age, and being as we are a family site, discussions of this type are discouraged. You're welcome to continue it via PM but please abstain from having it on the open forum. Thanks .

[sidewayzS13]

ok i wont explain this one then but i like girls that have a FUPA take your guesses of whta it means in your head or PM me

[Hit_N_Run-player]

Originally Posted by sidewayzS13

ok i wont explain this one then but i like girls that have a FUPA take your guesses of whta it means in your head or PM me

wasnt FUPA off of mario bros or something?

[Chuki_breath]

no that was KOOPA. the turtle.

[BLU CIVIC]