You know you're a Max driver when?

[ManualMaxima]

you know it when you are currently dating and having sexual relations with your max.

[Pick]

Originally posted by ManualMaxima
you know it when you are currently dating and having sexual relations with your max.

[ManualMaxima]

Originally posted by Pick

hahahahaha

[Paonessa]

Originally posted by ManualMaxima
you know it when you are currently dating and having sexual relations with your max.

right in the tailpipe eh?

[MaxRX7]

[ManualMaxima]

right on in there, better with duals though!

[bk2kmax]

Comments, haha j/k

You know when you get pulled over by a cop who is intent on giving you a ticket but changes his mind as he finally notices and says"Hey, you're driving a Maxima and you say (stupified) duh, "yeah" and he says "I love Maximas I have 2, I can't give you a ticket, slow down and watch your speed, doing 97 in a 55 can be hazardous to you if you get pulled over by another cop who doesn't drive a Maxima."

[MrGone]

When you convince your dad to buy a Max by melting first and second gear on the highway onramp, during the test drive.

when on that same test drive, you show them the low RPMs in 5th gear, then down shift to finish off second and then pull third to redline


when you sell your 1968 Mustang Coupe, with a 289ci V8 and a C4 transmission, in beautiful shape, to pay for part of your 1992 Maxima SE.

When the ricers at high school dont see you as a threat, and you wait until they reach your rear quarter panel, dump the clutch, and pull on them like theres no tommarrow, slam on the brakes so they know your finished and that they are not pulling on you, only to hear the fart can buzz by, and watch them run a redlight so they dont have to line up with you.

When passangers become affraid when you get on the gas because of that insanely throaty intake

When the principle at your high school congradulates you tell you that your car is personally his favorite one at the school car show, only to find out that he drives a 4th gen Maxima. You offer to work on his car, but are told 'its a maxima, it only needs oil' with a playful nudge (back in my Jr. year, when I had my 93 SE).

When you crash your 93 SE Auto, get a PITA wreckless driving, deal with lots of court crap (still wont go away), and pay over $4000 a year for basic insurance, then you buy a 92 VE 5spd, making everyone wonder, did he learn?

When your at a stop light and you know the other persons going to bite, you know that if there is a cop around, your not going to be the guy with the lights in his rear view mirror (3rd gens atleast )

-MrGone

[bk2kmax]

When ricerz in Civics ask you, "You think I can buy your Muffler?"

You just laugh and think to yourself, Damn, 5th Gen Muffler is the shizzy forizzy

[time2reup]

when your roomate rides home from the bars with you for the first time and exclaims..."damn that thing feels alot faster than my LS!!!"

[monoin]

when your 4th GEN n a your boddy in a 3rd GEN MAX Smoke and play CAT N MOUSE with 2 SI Hondas.
Smoke them stop, Smoke then Stop, Smoke them Stop, n u know the rest.

[monoin]

When you are at a light n a honda pulls nex to u n lines up n starts to show off his car n all u do is hit the gass in neutral n all hi thoes is look at u with his eyes wide open, then the greeeeen cums up n u go n u hit the curve still spinig out n u r 2 cars ahead off him, n he just hits a left so he wont have to line up nex to u again.

[Paonessa]

Originally Posted by monoin

When you are at a light n a honda pulls nex to u n lines up n starts to show off his car n all u do is hit the gass in neutral n all hi thoes is look at u with his eyes wide open, then the greeeeen cums up n u go n u hit the curve still spinig out n u r 2 cars ahead off him, n he just hits a left so he wont have to line up nex to u again.

sounds like you're writing this and driving at the same time.

[monoin]

Originally Posted by Paonessa

sounds like you're writing this and driving at the same time.

Hell YEAH

[Paonessa]

Originally Posted by Paonessa

sounds like you're writing this and driving at the same time.

lemme rephrase. you know you're a max driver when...
you race people and document it at the same time.