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Old 12-26-2001, 12:25 AM   #1
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Funny thing happened to me today...

I was driving my Lancer (yes, the one that got nailed by the deer) when i get pulled over by a cop. I've left the engine running- the cop walks up, and my engine starts to steam, which is nothing new to me- it's been doing it for a month now. (my radiator cap is loose which allows water/antifreeze to steam out of the radiator)

anyway, the cop notices the heavy steaming coming from my turbo vent and asks "why I'm not the slightest bit worried"

My reply- word for word-


"because, Officer- it assures me that there's still liquid in my radiator to boil"
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Old 12-26-2001, 12:36 AM   #2
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DVS, you get the valium, tangie, you get the straightjacket....
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Old 12-26-2001, 12:37 AM   #3
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DVS, you get the valium, tangie, you get the straightjacket....
it'd be too late when they get here

>>takes out valium & straightjacket, hands them to Steel<<
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Old 12-26-2001, 01:47 AM   #4
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good story...postwhorez
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Old 12-26-2001, 01:25 PM   #5
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Old 12-26-2001, 03:11 PM   #6
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So, how did the officer take that comment?
guess we'll find out when they release him............
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Old 12-26-2001, 03:42 PM   #7
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So, how did the officer take that comment?
That's what I was wondering.
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Old 12-26-2001, 03:46 PM   #8
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Nice answer Always pleased when the Police is:finger:
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Old 12-26-2001, 04:05 PM   #9
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haha that is a pretty good story:bandit:
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Old 12-26-2001, 04:53 PM   #11
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officer was impressed with my wit. actually, I got pulled over for having a license plate light out, so this was just a verbal warning type deal.
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Old 12-26-2001, 05:00 PM   #12
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license plate light out??

Note to Self: Never move to Indiana
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Old 12-26-2001, 05:21 PM   #13
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To Lude: Don't move to Switzerland neighter if they take you out it's alway something real stupid, like rev your engine (while standig on 2nd position at a light) and they say you wanted to make a burnout
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Old 12-26-2001, 05:49 PM   #14
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Your right sicklude...never move to Indiana.

My track record, in order, from least recent to most recent-

License plate light- Verbal warning

Didn't use turn signal when passing a van going 35 miles an hour on the highway- written warning.

Had Drivers license in glovebox (Instead of on person) verbal warning

had Cigerettes in my car (with underage freinds) written warning. (cop thought cigerettes were my friends, and I was claiming them to protect my freinds)

License plate light out- written warning

Taking 40 degree turn to fast (45 mph, clear weather) verbal warning.
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Old 12-26-2001, 05:51 PM   #15
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Pretty shitty. How can you stand some much bull from the police?
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